dear_mun | Mar. 19th, 2012

Mar. 19th, 2012

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So you had me in your head this entire time, and only just now decided to let me out? [And here comes an awkward pause.]

... Guess you couldn't think of a better username at the same time, huh? Then again, you shouldn't even be awake. Maybe you should have waited before jumping the gun and making all of this. [Wow, Aki, you're one to talk.]

I heard that.

wouldciteregulation

Were I capable of feeling astonishment, your determination would inspire it. You have stated in the past that it would be impossible to 'play' both myself and ~~Ambassador~~ Commander T'Pol. As you have no intention of releasing your hold on one of my peoples' greatest diplomats, it's therefor impossible to retain your hold on my 'voice,' as you put it.

I do have work to be doing. Commander T'Pol may be unavailable for the moment, but that does not mean you should turn to me for amusement. [And he's lifting his eyebrow because the irony of THAT is just too much to bear without SOME kind of reaction.]

You know my thoughts on this matter; I see no reason to repeat myself. [I.e., this shit's illogical.]

divine_right

We're certainly counting our turkey-ducks before they've hatched, aren't we?

I don't belong in asylum, mundane, and I will not be kept in a prison. You clearly have no idea who I am.

canicome

Not for nothing and all but your first thoughts shouldn't be how best to torture me, luv. Anything that's got the words horror, trapped, or collared in their write up and maybe you should just move those to the not on your life column.

Okay?

You heard me, right?

Now ignoring me isn't very nice when it's my arse on the line.

wantsapprentice

So many familiar faces.

I believe it's time for what you call "canon review".

We wouldn't want to disappoint.

boilingblood

You don't know what you're getting into, little girl.

sottovoce

Well...now what mundane?

I do recall telling you to work on that outline for class tomorrow, and you've procrastinated your way to late sunday night once again... [...] S-sorry, but I think you need to fix this bad habit of yours...

shilowallace

I wonder how many more times I'll have to say these things to...the whole planet. And I thought it was just this island that was crazy. MGz.

And I like the new wig. The new girl scares me, but...not as bad as the one who looks like me does. I think she wants to be friends. ...Except she doesn't say anything, so this is a guess based purely on the fact that she hasn't tried to bite me yet.

faephilim

So we're going to try this, then? I can't say I'm not glad that you want me at a place where I won't be recognized and/or kidnapped to see how I work. I will miss Lee though. He's a damn good friend and an okay bodyguard. My dad I won't miss. I still haven't forgiven him for the skateboard incident. Haven't looked at flamingos the same after that.

A change of name and a new life might be a good thing even if the circumstances are a bit freaky. Maybe I'll be a musician or some sort of artist. Fae are good with those things and it doesn't matter if I'm only half. I could make it work, no matter how much I'd have to practice or work at it. I never was a quitter and I'm not going to start now.

courageblooms

Please, mundane, I'm not upset to hear you say that you once didn't care much for me. You were young. Rydia was always your favorite, wasn't she? You must have felt that the two of you had a little bit in common.

Now you say that I'm fascinating? Please... don't feel you have to change your mind completely. I can't claim to be very interesting. Or terribly complicated. I'm just a white mage. I've only ever done what must be done. And I've done it for him....

...there's a new story to tell in this place that you want to take me, isn't there? Cecil's there? Rydia, too? I wonder how it could go, this time? Ahaha, I think we're both curious. But please, take your time, if you need it.

pinkspectre

So, this is the new place. Took your sweet time getting us over here.

Oh, how cute, you kept the corny name. Helps that you love putting me in pink armor, I guess.

[She sounds mostly resigned on this front. Then again, she's a pretty girly Shepard in general.]

Now, I suggest you sleep, young lady, before you play any more of the game.

And...[very gently.] No more crying until the end.

littleblonderiddle

Magic castles, foreign planets and sex islands? Seriously? This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Actually, no, maybe not the weirdest, but it makes the top five. Look, I'm glad that you're excited – I think – but don't you have enough on your plate already? Wouldn't want you to get overwhelmed. Besides, I have a job to do and... pets. Who's going to feed the poor things if I'm stuck in some crazy alternate universe? And who's going to keep Carlton from shooting Shawn? You should consider that.

Okay, I admit that the idea of actually meeting some pretty iconic people sounds kind of awesome, but-- Oh, wow. You just pulled that card. You don't fight fair.

darknessb4me

What do I care what's going on on Azeroth now? What - stop shoving that picture in my face. Pandaren? Yes. They exist. They look like bears. I fail to see anything exciting here.

I think you're forgetting something important about this expansion. It's all going to fall flat. I'm not in it. So, really, what's the point?

amongthedead

[/chinhands]

I really don't see how that made you more willing to look at those of us who you share a chromosome with but it honestly can't hurt.

Also I'm sure you're not going to be repeating what happened this weekend right? Right. Which means that given what occurred? It's time for you to seriously think about what the doctor said and invest some time in it.

[She is hundreds of kinds of businesslike because all of these issues hit way too close to home and yes. Her writer who spends waaayy too much time...being busy.]

losesbest

No, go on, I'm listening.

gothchicklit

This isn't exactly what I had in mind when you said "second chance", you know.

yougottadealwithit

( spoilers for that leaked episode there :v )

manofsteal

So, if you get excited enough about this new TV series do you think you could let me out to play again sometime? It's pretty boring in here.

After all, you and I used to be so close! ♥

excellenbrowning

And what's wrong with "Excellen blatantly flirts with Roy" anyway? What if I wanna blatantly flirt with him? Brucey's in town and Kyosuke won't give me the time of day. I'm going to get rusty if you don't let me play a little. You know what they say, all play and no work is the devil's workshop.

futureprofessor

Miss Muuuuuun! Stop that, it's embarrassing! I don't know what a "tsun-tsun" is but I don't think Cheren will like being called that...

dumbasswithahat

So I'm supposed to call you Munn, and you're supposed to call me... that?

( Cut for spoilers, although its from the middle of the season which was a while back already... )

belmont

If it is what you desire, Mundane. I will not stop you.

ofarrowhead

Little late on the game, mun. You know there's going to be an influx, and you're thinking about this now. You have far more priorities than this, and you want me to replant my life in a city that grows on my sins?

You shouldn't be so rash, and this is me saying this. Focus. Maybe when things cool down and your head is on straighter.

Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Just don't-- Just don't screw up.

psyqualia

Hmm... you had fun yesterday? It does sound like you, pathetic enough to find enjoyment in losing. [a smirk] and that deck of yours... You really should ditch it. You already have some Shadow Paladin cards, and if you admire myself and Ren-san so much... well, I don't need to say any more than that, right?

Not that it would help you against either of us, though. Hahaha--!

...Ah, and as for your... personal role plays on that "MSN" program... I certainly do not think of Ren-san in that manner. He helped me, yes, and I am thankful, but that is as far as it goes.

[Aichi frowns.]

You're not listening, are you.

unionjackass

Miss Mundane--

Seeing as you're unable to grasp how awful you are in every facet of this little hobby, it's time I informed you of that; among other things.

You're so awful that the list of grievances I might otherwise have produced simply isn't worth my time and effort.

Chin up and carry on or--and I do hope this is the option you choose--cut your losses. My patience hangs by a thread. For your sake and--God, for the sake of everybody else--make your decision soon.

bibliogeist

Now then, I understand this paper of yours has had you stumped for a long time. And now your spring break has come to an end. You've been told-- and I know you understand-- that you're very quickly running out of time.

While you may be writing on an academic subject, there's no need to view it with such reluctance. I know you're good at taking things from different angles, so consider this. View it as character research. Pretend you are "roleplaying" as the figure you're supposed to be covering, but you need to become more familiar with her. At this point in time, you're better off doing research on her rather than myself.

[sigh] I know you would rather run off home, squirrel away with your laptop and DS for roleplaying and to take another shot at your Nuzlocke challenge (which frankly, I find rather disturbing that you're even attempting such a thing). However, as you've been told time and time again, you are incredibly close to graduating. Two months from today, in fact! You've come too far to sabotage your future.

The road may seem long, difficult, and frightening now, but look back on the years you've fought through university to get this far. You remember with perfect clarity how you almost didn't make it this far. Take it from a fellow writer, you can overcome your writer's block and you will succeed.

Now get to it, and you can come challenge me in your non-Nuzlocke game when you return home.

- Shauntal

qonspiracy

I knew it was coming; I'd heard about this long before that article even appeared. And you didn't believe me. You figured the government wouldn't allow such a thing to occur.

Let me fill you in on a little secret.

The Mayans were right about the End of the World, though their instruments were a little off. They weren't entirely sure what kind of "end" they were prophesying, but they were aware that something was going to happen that would change the world forever.

It wasn't a literal end of the world as we know it, but an end to how we talk to one another. The end of communication, the end of our privacy.

Not that you or many others have it. Idly typing away your lives on social networking sites, sharing your personal information on a whim, blissfully unaware that someone is taking note, that someone is watching all that you say and do. All the better to pinpoint you. The fact that you're shocked at major internet providers that will be watching everything you do online is simply ridiculous.

They've always been watching. It's no secret. You've just been too blinded to see the truth.

snarkandart

So... How's life? What? I'm meant to complain? Nah, I prefer to keep my rage bottled up until it explodes, causing me to lash out at strangers. Seems a lot more healthy that way.

bewareofwaffles

♪~When you're bored, mun, you know what to doooo
PLAY CYBORG!
Aren't you glad your friends enabled youuuu?
'CAUSE I'M CYBORG
Games, musesboxes, dear_mun, anon
Doesn't matter, now we're havin' some fun
'Cause now you've got the greatest muse of aaaall
TEAM CYBORG, GO!~♪

banning

Uh, well thanks for putting me up here, Mun. Really. I know that you never had a Hulk in your head before, so I'll take it easy when I go big and red. Just promise me that you won't have me room with that one scientist kid. He seems okay...for a complete prick...but I don't like the way he looks at me like I'm something he can put under his microscope and analyze.

I don't do experiments, got that?

outriddled

Ah... Mundane, is it?

I see that you have finally created an account for me. Worry not, there is no shame in caving to peer pressure. It's all in good fun.

Now, what manner of villains will you have me arrest? The Riddler? The Catwoman, perhaps? It is a shame I must work without the Boy Wonder's aid, but there is nothing else for it.

sonof_brennidon

I don't understand what you're saying. You're going to "app" me somewhere? What does that mean?

What kind of language are you speaking?

childofthenocturne

....This is what I get for complaining to Shiki, huh?

fairytalewhut

( cut for latest episode spoilers and spoilers for next weeks preview. )

[beat]

Which brings me to my next point. Games? Really? What did I say about waiting AT LEAST twenty episodes and even then I said I'd THINK about it. You have college to complete and I have a murder to solve. What am I saying? I'm saying drop it. You're in one game with two characters already. Leave me as the peanut gallery till we both get some time on our hands.

-Emma Swan.

smilebeforedeath

Oh, I got you to make the account finally. I guess that Shishio-san showing up was the perfect encouragement. Or maybe just my charming smile? [There's no sarcasm shown, at all] Now you just have to decide what to do with me, since I know you like to shove my type away. But just remember, even if you do shove me away, I'll still be here~

likeaspaghettinoodle

You mean I didn't always have a voice? I think I've always had a voice...

Ohhhhhhh.

So, will anybody I know be at this Stolen New York?

...How'd they manage to steal a city?

aroseravaged

And here I thought you were going to leave me to rot over on livejournal, mun.

I hope there's a legit reason as to why you felt the need to bug me right now when there are other matters I'd rather be taking care of.

nonchere

What would you want with that loathsome dog of a man?! Don't you dare try to find him, player, or so help me I will make your existence that much unbearable. Mark my words.

hiken_ace

Yep, you heard right, mun. 550 million. Pretty damn impressive, huh? I got quite a reputation back home. [ACE GODDAMN, I LOVE YOU. And he lauuuuughs.]

Glad you like it! It's pretty frickin' great!

holy_pickle

U-um Mun... I know it's been a while, and I am very glad that you wish to play me again... but a lot of my friends have gone home. It's scary being alone there...

And you already are in a lot of games with other people! You shouldn't push yourself too hard, okay?

Besides, you get really bad ideas sometimes and it's sort of scary...

soaringsprinter

That didn't go as well as you'd hoped, huh? Better luck next time.

And thanks for forgetting about me by the way, really appreciate that. [All that sarcasm.] But I digress. We're both here now and that's what matters, right? Let's start getting back into things by taking baby steps, okay? I guess we could call this a start. Let's not try to jump into any games immediately like you tried to do last time, got it? Good.

... And maybe you should do a canon review before picking up that other guy. I know you're really tempted and all, but we're trying to exercise moderation, remember?

fix

You couldn't resist, could you?

All I had to do was let you flesh out a never ending story or wanton murder and destruction to get your interest.

You know this is a mistake. A beautiful, terrible mistake. But you know how it goes, munny, everyone has an allegedly insane serial killer OC hidden somewhere. Some just take longer to accept this fact.

It's going to be fun fun fun.

corpsepartier

( Cut for Homestuck text! )

archaeologistsexual

Miss Mun,

Thank you very much for creating this journal for me! It was a very sweet thing to do but I'm afraid I don't quite understand the meaning behind the name or why you find it so funny. Perhaps you could explain it to me?

What do you mean I shouldn't ask such questions until I'm older? But if I get to know once I'm older, why can't I know now?

... If you think it'll make Kurogane so angry, are you sure it's really such a good idea? It's not to late to change it if it's not.

If you're sure, Miss Mun! Thank you again for making it for me, and for finding me a home. I'm sure I'll be very happy there. And please, don't feel guilty about not having more finished on my app. There's plenty of time, after all!

fujigglephysics

He is not coming over there. He shouldn't in the first place.

Don't you dare try and enable some more. I won't forgive you if he ends up in there along with the rest of us!

anonfantry

But I– Don't think I want anybody else to see what I'm dreaming about. That's kind of... Personal. Not to mention, hearing voices–

H-Hey, I mean it! Stop laughing!

...I guess it figures this'd be the one time you don't change your mind. It's not like it's too late, if I haven't even given that back...

bronnoverbrain

[He sits, cleaning his sword]

Let's hear it then, girl. You brought me out here, there'd better be a good reason. A shiny four lettered one with the ability to break teeth, for your sake.

stillherself

[Her face, unreadable.]

Pieter will be displeased. Who will help with the butcher's if I am gone?

arsoned

It isn't necessary. Scott can look after himself.

Take the one born from the sea dweller. Launch the half blood into space. You've been thinking about it, so have they.

It's a cage. Over sized but barred. You know what cages bring out of people.

fabulousness

Dearest Mundane. While I do thank you for not choosing a journal name in which the word simply does not exist, I'm afraid I cannot understand why you have chosen this name for me. When you say the word 'fabulous', I hear that mockery in your voice. Is there some hidden meaning to this, Miss Mundane? I can't comprehend why being 'fabulous' is a bad thing, and perhaps I would argue being told I am such. However, there is some hidden meaning behind all of this, I can tell.

And also, there is the issue in which you are saying that I am 'too loud'. I never raise my voice in your presence, my lady, yet you tell me to hush up.

Certainly, Miss Mundane, you are most confusing.

mermadia

.... Are you going to finish working on that application, Miss Mundane?

[ She shoves more food into her mouth . ]

Could you pass the popcorn?

dea_est_machina

Y-y-y-^your attempts at imitating me ar-r-r-re as ^pathetic as the rest of your s-s-s-_{species-s-s-ssss.} A _feeble c-r-r-r-rea^ture such as yourself c-c-c-cannot begin to _understand the ^inner workings of my miiii^iiind. _Cease y-y-y-your foolisssssssh ^hesitance. I _know of thi-i-i-i-s new ^stationthat you ^int-t-t-t-_t-tend to bring me to. I ^{will not} allow a _worthless piece of meat to delay ^me on my pa-a-a-a-ath to ^ascendance.

This p-p-p-place will ^bear^witness to my _glory as I begin anew.

I
AM
SHODAN
uɐpoɥs

shepard_vi

Hey there!

Got any pets? You look like a varren person!

disheartening

Dear, you know I must object.

As mayor of Storybrooke, my responsibility is to my town. There are beasts among us, have you looked at the piling evidence?

Have you no heart?

tradedvoice

You're sure? Well, I guess I can't complain about the 'paid' account. I guess we'll wait and see how the 'game' goes for next month. Good luck?

teatimeroses

Mun... you are as useful as a sackful of frogs, and are too easily swayed by outside forces. So far your actions on this site have been nothing but rubbish, and now you're going to try and force me into some ridiculous game? Because Prussia's mun suggested it?

Fantastic. I can't wait until you're kicked out of this game. I shall be the one serving up a big healthy portion of I BLOODY TOLD YOU SO.

You don't even care, do you? Stop looking at me like that, you goddamned wino.

.....And did you have to pick a game with such a stupidly French name?

bad_supper

Mun.

Though the younger me doesn't agree, I'm happy that this plot you have been planning is finally going ahead. I'm sure more people will notice it soon.

But... you have to stop fuming so much. I know you're mad that the HTML gave you so much trouble and you had to re-format the entire entry twice, but it's fixed now. Just relax and...

....

...Mun. Put down the chair.

lordofjustice

You seem like you're new at this, so let me give you a piece of advice: stop it. Now. Before I lose my temper. There is far too much still to do for me to waste time here.

beatmeinstead

[So unimpressed :|]

Yet again, you jump the gun.

You have much more before you can "pin" me down, though that is a turn of phrase that I dislike.

Continue on, and when I appear, you may speak to me again. Only then.

gamegirl

Games? I mean, sure. It's like Dungeons and Dragons or World of Darkness, right? It'd be neat to play with other people who want to play, too. I always feel like I'm imposing on Anzu, it's not really her sort of thing, I think. It sounds like a lot of fun! And it'd be nice to make more friends who like role-playing games.

Wait, what do you mean it's you who plays—

royal_moonrise

Mundane, do explain to us once again what thou art so amused over. What is this "G1" thou speak of?

easypromises

You're crazy.

[Coming from him that means something.]

I think we have issues.

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