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[flashstepirony]

You know Mun, I'm surprisingly a-fuckin'-okay with most of everything you're doing right now. Emphasis on 'right now', because I'm still wonderin' when the fuck you're going to make shit go down. That Cerulean-hued SeaBitch also needs to stay away from English. I'm god damn serious. Not a fuckin' ounce of joking up in that shit.

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[unpunnyandshellfish]

That's so serious of you! There's always time for joking. But if you want my opinion...

You're being a little shellfish, don't you think?

[flashstepirony]

How so?

[unpunnyandshellfish]

What if this English fellow enjoys the company of the woman you believe he should stay away from?

If so, keeping these two apart just seems downright cru-eel.

[flashstepirony]

...It's not like what you're probably taking it as. What I mean is that my best bro has a thing for blue women and this cerulean babe is nothing but bad news. I'd rather bad shit not happen to him.

[unpunnyandshellfish]

So who would be better company for him?

You?

[flashstepirony]

Almost anyone. This isn't some stupid jealousy-driven shit.

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Are you sure? You seem a little tense. Touchy subject, and people just keep grabbing at it, if I had to guess.

[flashstepirony]

I have never been more god damn sure of anything else in my life. It's not jealousy-driven and I'm not 'tense'.