What am I doing

[lordofjustice]

You seem like you're new at this, so let me give you a piece of advice: stop it. Now. Before I lose my temper. There is far too much still to do for me to waste time here.

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From an AU where he was a founding Titan. And also Superman's not-sidekick

[arach_nerd]

Clark? The hell are you wearing?

omai. Well.

[lordofjustice]

[Impressively, he doesn't flinch at the casual use of his name like that, instead just trying to figure out if there's any possible way he knows this guy. Then again, with the kind of power he wields it wouldn't be that difficult to make this person disappear, or at least insure that he'd never tell anyone.

But there are appearances to keep up, and it's not as though he can lobotomize everyone who annoys him; the other Lords would probably object, and honestly once he got going he'd probably run through the entire world's population. And he really doesn't want to do that.

Yet, anyway.

So instead he's calm, reasonable, and firm.]

You must have me confused with someone else.

Re: omai. Well.

[arach_nerd]

Ahh, alternate universe Big Blue. Gotcha. Sooo, which one. Mirror-verse, alternate timeline, Orwellian universe...

...It's totally that last one isn't it?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well aren't you interesting! Not much can be said about your choice of clothes though.

[lordofjustice]

Everyone seems to be commenting on the costume.

[cheese_for_everyone]

It's the white cape, you would look better in red. Of course it helps you stand out from the one everyone else knows.

[asupermess]

[So much uncertainty. She's never heard him talk like that before, not ever.]

....Kal? Is something wrong?

[lordofjustice]

Other than the fact that I'm trapped in some idiotic girl's head, I'm fine.

What are you doing here, Kara? I thought you were sticking with college.

[asupermess]

You don't seem fine.

[Confusion piled on top of uncertainty. Something is mega wrong here.]

College? I'm not old enough for college yet. Am I?

[an_abomination]

[Looks down at the S on his containment suit and then looks up at the other Kryptonian.]

You're Superman?

[lordofjustice]

[Superman looks at the S shield on the other's chest as well, then looks up, eyes narrowed a little.]

I am.

Who are you supposed to be?

[an_abomination]

I'm Superboy, your clone.

I juts couldn't help myself!!

[lexluxor]

Well look who it is! What insane person let you inside their headspace?

I do not see this ending well :D;;

[lordofjustice]

Lex!

And here I thought I'd already killed you.

No it won't.

[lexluxor]

Apparently I'm still breathing.

[batmanschmatman]

Clark?

[lordofjustice]

What is it, Bruce? And why are you wearing your old costume?

[alienfromkansas]

Threatening your mundane? Can't say I approve.

[lordofjustice]

I don't think I need your approval.

[alienfromkansas]

Seeing how I am pretty much you, I would think you do.

Alternate Earth, I'm assuming?

[timeshare_batwoman]

[Eyes. Narrow. Hello, cautionary tale in the flesh.]

Superman.

[lordofjustice]

That's right.

Who are you supposed to be? Has Batman been recruiting without telling the rest of us?

[timeshare_batwoman]

Different time, different universe.

You and your gang caused a lot of problems for my universe.

[by_lois_lane]

I know I may have said you were too nice sometimes, but this isn't exactly what I expected as a response.

And what's with the color scheme? Mix up at the dry cleaners?

[lordofjustice]

It's always the costume with you people. Can't I change my clothes without that being all anyone asks about?