Voice test, considering lastvoyages

[divine_right]

We're certainly counting our turkey-ducks before they've hatched, aren't we?

I don't belong in asylum, mundane, and I will not be kept in a prison. You clearly have no idea who I am.

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[fuglyslut]

Just try telling the wardens that. They don't know who anyone is.

[divine_right]

Wardens?

Why is there more than one?

[fuglyslut]

Barge Reform School: Now with Personalized Attention!

Ugh.

[divine_right]

I'm beginning to think something isn't translating.

It's a school? Or a prison?

[fuglyslut]

Well, it can't really be a prison. It's not like I've ever done anything illegal. Besides, we have a crappy spa and things?

[divine_right]

Then why are there Wardens?

[yougottadealwithit]

Uh, who are you?

[divine_right]

[Somehow she knew if she didn't see another one of you people again it would still be too soon.]

A peasant ought to be aware when they are in the presence of their superiors, but I suppose you cannot all know better, or you wouldn't be from the Water Tribe.

[yougottadealwithit]

[WHAT. WHAT DID SHE JUST HEAR.] I'm not a peasant! And neither is anyone from the Water Tribe, and you definitely aren't my superior, if that's what you think.

[divine_right]

Do all of you lead such rich fantasy lives, I wonder?

[yougottadealwithit]

I know all firebenders aren't that stuck up.

[snarkandart]

It's okay to be unknown, missy. Makes it easier to steal things, after all.

omg a jane :| I heard her voice right away.

[divine_right]

I'm a Princess. Soon to be crowned Fire Lord! [...Yeah, you keep dreaming, sparkycheeks :|] I have no need for petty thievery!

ha, thanks~

[snarkandart]

You call it petty, I call it free a free football and a panicked jock.

[divine_right]

You cannot steal what is already your right to claim.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh we all know who you are; Princess slash soon to be fire lord Azula. Bends fire and lightning to her will!

Not much of a snappy dresser though.

[divine_right]

[There is a look of brief outrage that dies down to a deriding sniff.]

And you're one to talk?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I think my clothes are pretty fitting for my position.

[divine_right]

I'm sure the circus misses you very much.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh I've always wanted to join a circus!

[Then he looks serious.]

But no, your guess is wrong. Care to take another one or should I just tell you now?

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

You've got to be kidding.

[divine_right]

I understand you have trouble understanding the difference basic notions like "jokes" and "serious discussions" until one or the other bites you on the nose, and I hate to see someone so slow struggle.

However, erring on the side of "tough love", I think I'm going to just let you wrestle with that one on your own.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

..."Tough love" is one phrase for it.

Also, I kind of thought jokes were beyond you. You know, like anything else pleasant?

Really, though, you're not actually coming on the ship, are you?

[divine_right]

If I do it won't be because I had any say in it.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

And you can't pull all your crazy manipulative stuff on your mun?