Holy voicetest, Batman!

[outriddled]

Ah... Mundane, is it?

I see that you have finally created an account for me. Worry not, there is no shame in caving to peer pressure. It's all in good fun.

Now, what manner of villains will you have me arrest? The Riddler? The Catwoman, perhaps? It is a shame I must work without the Boy Wonder's aid, but there is nothing else for it.

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[certified_sane]

...you really let yourself go, Bats.

[outriddled]

... My apologies, Miss. Have we met before?

[Batman would think he'd remember a woman dressed like a harlequin. She is clearly either a super villain or fellow defender of justice of some sort.]

[certified_sane]

Don't ya recognize Arkham's number one clown girl? Jeez, did that weight gain take a few brain cells too?

[skirtcladgunner]

[...so this is Batman. Well.]

Speaking of the Boy Wonder, I hear he gets kidnapped way too much. You might want to do something about preventing that better, or people might start thinking it's intentional~ some of us are very concerned for his well being, you know!

[outriddled]

[What. What is this peculiar text? Why is it blue and underlined? Oh, his mun is clicking it for him. It appears to be a reference to an earlier conversation. Gosh, this newfangled 'internet' technology is astounding. Hm... Hmhmmm...

Hold on, this girl is acquainted with the Riddler? She must be the new henchwoman of the week! They're getting younger by the episode, aren't they?]

Your threats are meaningless, Miss. While I am indeed concerned for my aide's well-being, he has proven himself to be perfectly capable of taking care of himself. I've no doubt that should he be taken hostage again, he will be right by my side in no time at all!

[skirtcladgunner]

...yes. Now say that in a way where I can actually take you seriously~

Jeez, I thought superheroes were supposed to be competent. And to assume I want to kidnap your sidekick just like that? [Sigh~] That's pretty rude. Do superheroes lack manners, too?

[And inside, she's laughing her ass off.]

*FOL* 8D

[viridisvespaquadra]

[Ohai. You probably remember the uncle. Now have the nephew and successor just... eyeballing you.]

[outriddled]

[Oh my. Sadly, Batman does not seem to realize that he's looking at the successor, rather than the Green Hornet himself. The mask is doing its job a little too well.]

Ah, Green Hornet. I trust you are well?

[viridisvespaquadra]

[Ah, then Paul's just gonna have to play along. He's up to speed anyway.]

Very well, thank you. It still feels like yesterday when Kato and I met you in that stamp factory.

[erodedbutterfly]

[What the...]

Woah, back up. You're definitely pulling our legs with this, aren't you? [She totally expected someone a thousand times more broody than even Robin can be. Heck, she's visited Gotham City a few times and this is not the image she was given of this guy.] Are you really Batman? 'cause it's... kinda hard to believe.

[outriddled]

[Batman just chuckles softly, nodding his head. He's completely misinterpreting Terra's surprise.]

Yes, I am indeed the one and only Batman. I know that there have been quite a few imposters in the day, but I assure you, there is none more genuine than I. [That he knows of. Just wait 'till he learns about his 'other selves'.]

[erodedbutterfly]

...wow. Y'know, I was expecting you to be a lot less approachable than this, especially with how Robin can be sometimes.

[batmobilethief]

... Heheheheheheheheheeheeheeheeheeheehahahahahaha!

Oh, how delightful to see you, my old nemesis! The past few months have simply been empty without you to tease and torment with torrents of tricks, you know! Why, I can hardly express how excited I am to see your face in a place like this~! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

[outriddled]

Riddler! [He assumes an offensive pose out of reflex, but immediately after realizes there was little point in that.]

I cannot even begin to imagine what sort of foul plots you've been concocting in your moments of boredom. Regardless, I will be sure to thwart every single one of them and put you behind bars for good!

[batmobilethief]

[He just laughs at Batman, as he does, so hard that he has to pause and gasp for breath for a few moments.]

Oh, Batman, Batman, Batman! You think so poorly of me. Surely you're not declaring me guilty of evil without the least bit of evidence, are you? How unjust you are! How cruel! Why, for all you know, I could have reformed since you last saw me-- did you ever think of that?

[inmateincharge]

I don't believe it! All this talk about Riddler and Catwoman, yet you don't mention little ol' me? I'm shocked! Devastated! Crushed!

[outriddled]

Joker, you f- [...iend? Batman trails off with a bit of a frown. Has his old nemesis lost weight?

... He'll just shake it off. It's not important.]

You can rest assured that I have not forgotten about you. There's a cell in Gotham State Penitentiary with your name on it!

[Did he say penitentiary? He sure did. Clearly Arkham is not quite so crowded in this Batman's universe.]

[inmateincharge]

Ooh, what were you going to say? Fabulous dresser? Funniest man alive? Don't leave me in suspense, Bats! [Joker, on the other hand, wonders if his arch-enemy has gained some weight, but it's not important to him - deep down, he can tell that this person is still Batman, rather than some imitator.]

Gotham State Penitentiary? Really? Oh, please! I'd break outta there in five minutes, tops! I mean, give me a bit more credit than that, Bats!

[batmanschmatman]

Nice outfit.

[outriddled]

[Sarcasm? That went way over his head.] Why, thank you. I take pride in my sharp wardrobe.

[batmanschmatman]

[More like shock and horror. :c] Shouldn't you be wearing something a little more... bulletproof?

[hypnotic_patter]

Whoever it is you do arrest, it will hardly be the maestro of villainy!

[Yessss finally someone he can be pretentious in front of.]

[outriddled]

[Good lord, what sort of villain is this? It is a villain, right? ... Right.]

I suppose I should turn my attention to you instead, then?

Oh man. AWESOME.

[verdantmistress]

Awww, no bird boy tagging along?

I admit, you're not the usual Bat I encounter...but you look...

Amusing.

To say the very least.

R-really?

[outriddled]

[Was that a compliment? Batman can't tell, so he just frowns.]

You seem quite intriguing yourself, Miss. Perhaps an introduction is in order?