I am a productive member of society.

[shepard_vi]

Hey there!

Got any pets? You look like a varren person!

Comments

[pinkspectre]

[just...rubs her head...gawd.]

[shepard_vi]

My personality matrix can predict what the real Commander Shepard would say with 7% accuracy!

[hisownjustice]

What's a varren?

[shepard_vi]

Varren make great pets. They're cute, cuddly, and have really big teeth!

[shepard_vi]

Ever played tackle the varren?

[hisownjustice]

[Sounds like some kind of monster...]

How could I have tackled one if I've never seen one?

[sellsitswares]

This one is not inclined to keep pets.

[shepard_vi]

My sensors indicate that you're a hanar. Have you seen the latest Blasto film? I hear it's pretty badass!

[sellsitswares]

This one is indeed a Hanar. It, however, does not plan to watch the film you suggested.

[unwilling_messiah]

[Oh. The VI...again.....]

[shepard_vi]

Always nice to see you!

[thats_me_shepard]

I suppose at least it resembles Shepard.

[Talking to himself, regarding the VI.]

[shepard_vi]

[Right. Guess who spilled more soda on him?]

Hey- [the holo crackles a little]

-there drell! How's the space cancer going for you?

[thats_me_shepard]

[Definitely not like Shepard. At all.]

There seems to be a glitch or two with your programming. Perhaps I should make note to Garrus. He could "calibrate" you.

[xenoshepherd]

I don't actually sound like that.

[right guys

right?

cmon back shepard up here be a bro]

[thats_me_shepard]

I can assure you, siha, you do not.

[shepard_vi]

[Mun has no icons of the female VI yet. So.

It's a male Shep VI speaking with the female voice. Hey, nobody's perfect!]

Anyone ever tell you you're one hell of a looker, soldier?

[fightforthelost]

[Renegade Sheploo uses renegade interrupt!]

I should have shot the idiot that programmed these when I had the chance.

[shepard_vi]

[Renegade douche, you say? Time to reroute this platform a little...]

I'll say. Get me out of this demo mode and you will find your problems being solved faster.

[ [Purchase full version?]
[Don't purchase full version.] ]

[reigninginstars]

[Eye narrow, muttering.]

I really don't sound like that, do I?

[shepard_vi]

Purchase the full version and you will receive a complimentary "Dancing Shepard" pack!

[shotgunhacks]

Oh, wow.

Who had enough free time to make that?

[shepard_vi]

[Clearly, a productive member of society.]

Install me in one of those flying drones and stick a Cain on it.

[gayloveinterest]

Oh good god.

[ He's just laughing now. The first real in quite a while.]

STEEEEEVE~

[shepard_vi]

Roses are red / the sky is blue / the reapers are coming / hope your ship flies true!