totally never going to lastvoyages gdi

[wouldciteregulation]

Were I capable of feeling astonishment, your determination would inspire it. You have stated in the past that it would be impossible to 'play' both myself and Ambassador Commander T'Pol. As you have no intention of releasing your hold on one of my peoples' greatest diplomats, it's therefor impossible to retain your hold on my 'voice,' as you put it.

I do have work to be doing. Commander T'Pol may be unavailable for the moment, but that does not mean you should turn to me for amusement. [And he's lifting his eyebrow because the irony of THAT is just too much to bear without SOME kind of reaction.]

You know my thoughts on this matter; I see no reason to repeat myself. [I.e., this shit's illogical.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

Good, you should be watching my ship anyway.

[wouldciteregulation]

As your First Officer, that is my job while you are away.

Though I will point out that it is not necessary that time pass, were I to join you on the Barge.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not necessary but it'll happen anyway.

[wouldciteregulation]

Then I see no reason for any of us to take the risk of leaving. [POINTED. LOOK. Come back to the ship he doesn't want to run it anymore. :c]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Well if you left, Scotty would have it]

Kinda late for my side of that.

[wouldciteregulation]

[THE HORROR.]

You could simply return.

[captain_jtkirk]

[You're right, don't leave my baby with Scotty]

And miss all of the excitement here?

[wouldciteregulation]

I was not aware the Enterprise didn't provide enough excitement. [We blew up the warp core the first time out the gate, COME ON.]

[captain_jtkirk]

I can't sleep with any of you.

[wouldciteregulation]

A fortunate regulation to have in place.

[captain_jtkirk]

I wouldn't want to make Enterprise jealous anyway.

[wouldciteregulation]

I believe the ship feels less emotion than I do, Captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

Look at you, telling jokes.

[wouldciteregulation]

I assure you, I was being quite sincere. [But yeah he told a joke 8)]

[agonybooth]

There doesn't need to be another Vulcan on board. The one we have is too many to begin with.

[wouldciteregulation]

Such blatant xenophobia would not be tolerated in a Starfleet officer. [Pauseee] Or a MACO. [Whatchu saying, bro.]

[agonybooth]

You'd be surprised at how much Starfleet and the MACOs allow when it comes to xenophobia.

[wouldciteregulation]

I sincerely doubt that. Surprise is an emotion, Major.

[agonybooth]

Oh right, your kind is led by logic. Do forgive me, I don't normally deal with Vulcans unless they're causing trouble, after all. Or if they've been bad and undergone species reassignment.

[wouldciteregulation]

[WHAT. WHAT SELF-RESPECTING VULCAN WOULD DO SUCH A THING THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO HEAR but lol he's barely arching an eyebrow. :c] Vulcans rarely 'cause trouble.' That possibility seems unlikely.

[agonybooth]

[Mirrorverse, Spock. This answers everything.]

Now that's where you're wrong. They're more likely to be traitors than any other alien race allowed in Starfleet and they tend to undergo surgery to make themselves human so that they may rise up the ranks and destroy us from the inside.

[wouldciteregulation]

[He hasn't met the mirrorverse yet. He would hate it. :c

Also this officially makes negative sense to him.] There is no history of any such actions among Vulcan or Starfleet records. If you would explain yourself?

[not_a_hobgoblin]

[there's another version of himself. Fascinating. Perhaps this trouble with breeches in space/time was not yet complete]

Elaborate on this issue. There is some reason that Commander T'Pol and yourself cannot exist simultaneously?