homeless

[bronnoverbrain]

[He sits, cleaning his sword]

Let's hear it then, girl. You brought me out here, there'd better be a good reason. A shiny four lettered one with the ability to break teeth, for your sake. 

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o hai bronn

[edric]

What if she doesn't have a reason? Sometimes mundanes don't. My lady mundane had no reason at all.

hello there

[bronnoverbrain]

Then she is out of luck.

[edric]

For her sake, I certainly hope not.

[bronnoverbrain]

What's it to you, boy?

[edric]

N-Nothing. [He stands up a bit straighter.] But you shouldn't pick on girls.

[bronnoverbrain]

[He raises an eyebrow, almost amused]

You've got courage, boy. Stay down until you grow into it.

[edric]

Grown into it? What do you mean by that? I'm brave enough right now.

[bronnoverbrain]

And what can you do with that besides getting yourself killed?

[edric]

I can stand up to you. Though, you're not that intimidating honestly.

[bronnoverbrain]

[That makes him chuckle]

I suggest you enjoy your life while you can, it's not likely to last long.

[edric]

Why? I'm as brave as my father and I'm not afraid of anything.

[bronnoverbrain]

Tell the sword impaling you how unafraid you are. I'm sure it'll be very impressed.

[edric]

That won't happen. I won't let it happen.

[bronnoverbrain]

And how do you intend to stop it?

[edric]

I'll fight. I'll fight until I can fight no more.

[theimp]

I wouldn't trust gold from one of them, you know. Then again, beggars can hardly afford to choose.

[bronnoverbrain]

[He flips his sword skilfully]

I'm not usually the one doing the begging.

[theimp]

I doubt you ever will. But those that do, they are kings and paupers, warriors and children alike.

If I could entice you with further employment at my current location, I would. Alas, the wealth of House Lannister did not accompany me, though there are some things I did not mind losing.

[bronnoverbrain]

Lost your gold? [a snort] You'd better brush up on those begging skills unless you lost the bulls eye on your back as well.

[theimp]

There's only my brother. No one else cares. It's actually very enjoyable. [For him, anyway. Jaime not so much.] Apart from the monsters, but I'm assured they're not a common occurrence. As such.

In any case, there's certainly no better bodyguard than my brother, so perhaps it's just as well.

[Just testing Bronn's professional pride there.]

[bronnoverbrain]

If he struggles he can always hide you in a cupboard.

[Something someone never had to resort to, he might add.]

[ditzybelle]

Iron? Why would you wanna be paid in iron. Sounds a little silly, if you ask me.

[bronnoverbrain]

Iron would be the more costly second choice. [He runs a finger across his blade, checking for any spots he might have missed.]

The more affordable option would be gold.

[lordly]

Are you truly stupid enough to think the girl will pay you? You're better off seeking your dragons elsewhere.

[bronnoverbrain]

Perhaps among your belongings.

[lordly]

Perhaps. Were you to earn them.

[bronnoverbrain]

[Well now you've picked his interest]

How much is there to earn?

[lordly]

You may have you pickings of all the gold of the Seven Kingdoms — if you serve me well enough.

[bronnoverbrain]

A big promise - and how do you intend to keep it?

[lordly]

By taking back my rightful throne. I have my armies already, of course, but I find if difficult to entirely trust Dothraki. I need more Westerosi men around me.

[bronnoverbrain]

A Dothraki army? That won't do you much good unless you can teach their horses to swim.

[lordly]

We'll get boats, you uneducated lump of a sellsword.

sob sorry for taking forever and ever and sucking all around

[bronnoverbrain]

[He'd give you a proper rebuke if it wasn't for the promise of gold.]

And how do you intend to get the Dothraki on the boats? Or is it that you don't have that army just yet.

[Have you met a Dothraki even? :|]

i still love you

[lordly]

Oh, I have the army. And once we reach the narrow sea, you'd best believe they'll follow me across it. That Baratheon pretender won't last long.

<3 I don't deserve you, bb.

[bronnoverbrain]

If you get them to Westeros, you have yourself a deal.