dear_mun | Jan. 31st, 2012

Jan. 31st, 2012

You wish for me to name it?

...

It is an animal. It does not need a name.

[Insistent mun continues.]

Is hedgehog not appropriate? That is what it is.

learnyourplace

I find it appalling that an indecisive woman such as yourself would be trying to dictate my actions. I have neither the time nor the patience for you. I do not want a second chance; I did perfectly fine the first time around. What I desire most is to be left alone. You do not need me and I do not need you. Let it be.

sandwormie

Stop that. I'm not a little kid - thirteen, mun. Thirteen. I am mostly an adult! I can think abstractly! I can know that an adult's not perfect without hating them for it! I can have responsibilities.

That is officially too old to be "cute".

[What if it's girls calling you that?] ...I... um... I'm too busy for that kind of thing. Plus it's embarrassing, especially in front of people!

dreamsonwings

Mun-san, you're doing too much with me. I understand that I just got to Asgard and everything but you have to pace yourself. I'll get tired really quick with all the games you're going to put me in...

I'll admit that I'm kind of lonely there without my friends but it's only been a couple of weeks since we got accepted. Sometimes things need to take time before anything develops; we learned that in Fortuna too. Which brings me to my next point:

Are you trying to break me so hard that I can't pick up the pieces? First I get machines in me that hurt like crazy, then I learn that not only are they killing me but that I can possibly turn into...[She trails off, biting her lip.]

But then there are those feelings...you know what I'm talking about. I know for a fact that it's a bad idea: I've already hurt him once and I refuse to hurt him a second time...he's been through enough already. Last thing neither of us want is to lose our friendship.

And now you're thinking about sending me to the place where I will lose everything and become a fairytale person...I know you too well Mun-san and well...

I guess I can say that the two people you chose for me sound like they won't take things down lightly. I won't forget who I am even if they force me to; I'll make sure of it.

(Canon is Kaleido Star, second game is Discedo, and third game mentioned is Arcanarum.)

splitthebaby

We're going to try this again, are we? Number three, it is. Personally, I can't wait until number five for obvious reasons. At least this time, I'll be the one taking all your attention. No competition necessary. Truly not a Darwinian world in the making.

I wonder if Ciel found a new love in the meantime...

breathingsounds

I see that you intend to continue your pathetic attempts to play me, even after changing sites - and I see that, despite the opportunity this afforded you to produce a more appropriate username, you have stubbornly retained your first choice.

In the end, it matters not. As you shall some day grasp, your attempts to control me are already doomed to failure. Accept it, and allow me to return to the side of my Master.

blytheandbonnie

Dearest Darlingest Munsey,

Sometimes you make me do the worst things. I know you're bored, but is hosting a speed dating event really the answer? And all these doves?

Mun, people are just killing the birds all over the places. And you know what the ancient druids thought about birds, don't you?

[A beat.]

They thought they were live animals who don't deserve to get turned into ice sculptures! Sorry to raise my voice but really, why can't you let me do something normal when you get bored? Like learning how to knit, or play golf?

Sincerely,
Bonnie McCullough

onewassilver

Tut, tut, congratulating yourself on having me for over two years as a muse... Haha, it's a pretty thought isn't it? [ slightly amused face ] Now that I think about it... it is something to be glad about, hm? Two years is a long time...

Next year I fully expect you to die, however, just for your information. I also expect you to go out with a bang, you know, simply for the shits and giggles. -- Hmm? What was that? You think that was a cheap shot at him?

Yet, you're my captain now, aren't you? You direct, I follow and you screw up and I fix it all. You have the vision, I have the means to an end. Thusly, you're clearly a female Roger.

Now, now, don't get too happy about it, you're more than likely going to have to fight him over the title of captain of the oh-so-great Silvers Rayleigh!

Nevermind that, next year you're going to die and I'm probably going to laugh my head off at my sad excuse for luck in choosing people to lead me around by the nose.

Congratulations, we can drink to this, perhaps you'll prove me wrong and we'll have many more years together, hm, Captain?

stiles

I am more than freaking comfortable in this nice, cozy headspace you got. No need to drag me out for anything, and especially not that. I get enough horror back home. This is supposed to be a break.

And would you stop eying all the supernatural worlds? Send me somewhere easy, where they have voluptuous women ready to serve me curly fries. I am young, and have no plans on spending these tender years being terrorized by monsters.

And, okay, if curly fries are just completely out of the question -- which they shouldn't be, I've been extra good this year and did my homework and washed behind my ears and made my bed almost every morning! -- then maybe just somewhere I won't get eaten?

It would be my life when I have to actually verbalize that request. Jesus.

beentobahia

Dear Mun.

So! You finally have deciding to send me into a game, and then... nada. For weeks, nothing! All your friends are saying to send me to this city, but still you procrasertate. Why? Is it that you are still worried about my português? I've told you, do not worry! It will all be okay and very fine! Listen to how well José Carioca speaks English! And maybe if you were sending me away from my beautiful Brazil I would learn more!

And do not be upset about not having a Donal'. Perhaps if I am there he will show up! But if not... you do know I can be fine by myself, sim? It is only on very rare occasions I am getting to see my friend Donal', I am very use to not being around him.

It would not taking you very long to fill out this application, I could move in by this hour next week, if you only are trying.

XOXO
José Carioca

badgeflashing

One logo? That's all it took? One completely undistinguished, non-discriminating logo, and just like that, here I am, back from the musky dark depths of your consciousness? I mean, not that I mind the attention, exactly-- they are pretty musky depths, let me tell you-- but it just... seems a little sudden, doesn't it? And after this long? (Honestly, after all the time that's passed, I'm not sure I trust her to spell my name right...)

... Well, if you're sure about it, it's not like there's anything I can do to stop you, huh? Though if I could politely request to be included in slightly -- slightly! -- less life-endangering, humiliating and/or otherwise incredibly unfortunate situations than last time, that'd be great.

rhinemaid

My judgement isn't that bad.

dooms_bride

Really, mun? You're serious? I'll believe it when I see it. Where, exactly, are you planning on putting me? Moreover, do I even want to go?

[Pause.]

You don't have any idea, do you? Have you even started looking?

[She sighs and shakes her head.]

I didn't think so. This is just another phase, isn't it? And how long will it last? A week or two? Maybe even less than that? If you've started an application and reserved by this time next week, then maybe I'll start worrying.

Current Mood: annoyed

loveswaffles

Congratulations, you finally brought me here.

Now what?

... You have no idea, do you.

oftheturks

It'd be nice to see the rest of us, you know. I know Reno's working on getting here, but having more of us in the city would be welcome.

I don't know why you decided to change my old username, mundane. It suited me well. This one works just as well, too, but I prefer my former name. Figure something out, if you can. I feel strange with this username.

theinfamous1412

No.

You are NOT enabling Hakuba this round while I'm trying Not to break the rules.

Do you have any idea how hard it'll be not to just dye his whole head neon-rainbow colored when he starts on his not-so subtle implications that I'm Kaitou Kid?

....

You're just trying to see if you can drive me crazy, aren't you?

Current Mood: aggravated

docfoul

( Cut for obnoxious courier )

deliciousdissonance

Yaaaay I'm glad you're excited too! Ishida-kun is going to be there!!! I hope we get through the application round! You worked hard on it! Just don't forget about the other people you have in that game too, okay?

modernholmes

Putting that much effort into creating this icon was unnecessary. You should be spending the time figuring out how I am going to deal with the situation in the castle. I refuse to allow that person's childishness to drive me out of my room.

Additionally, you are taking far too much enjoyment in creating difficult situations for me. Stop it. You do realize that thanks to you I will be unable to properly investigate anything in the city for at least four weeks? How am I supposed to be satisfied with that?

And I insist on finding some other people to speak with in Hogwarts. I have spent far too much time dealing with that idiot thief.

unriddle

What has two legs, flies, never tells a lie, can swim but can not touch water, and is found only in the dark?

Give up?

There's no answer to it. That riddle was nothing but a waste of your time, just like you making this pitiful attempt at "playing" me is a waste of mine. Leave being a genius to the real geniuses.

lookonmyworksyemighty

Well, you're certainly taking more initiative with your intent to app me this time. I suppose you even will, even if I'm a bit beyond you. There's something to be said for reaching beyond your limits, in that it's both a folly and admirable. I guess we'll find out exactly which once you take the risk.

I have to admit, in an odd way, it will be nice to revisit the fifties, even if it's a twisted version of them. I have to admit I could do with being in a "simpler time" for a while, and one without the crazes of my own world. Maybe it will have actually been a simple time, then.

But I think by this point, we both know such a thing doesn't exist.

namens

You never could decide if I were the devil himself or a dark mirror of the world.

Do you know what I want?

Do you know how I think?

Do you even know who I am?

Who you are?

You think you understand darkness but I will show you an even greater, darker, blackness.

blue_atlamillia

I have better things to do then sit around in your headspace. I have to find Max, otherwise we can't restore all the Origin Points. I'm sure that if your Origin Point was being ruined, you'd be a lot more sympathetic towards what we're trying to do.

Besides, you're only about 20 minutes into the game. This is completely premature. You played me for all of one minute. You've got time still.

Nice choice for the username though. Maybe we'll get someone to play Max.

bluesteelranger

...think this is wise, Creator? Humans are not under my protection -- Wait. This Rita....Repulsed? Who is she? Do you think it wise to contact her?

So you think I might have better luck? I am not sure, for she is said to be evil...and I do not wish to be evil.

::wary expression:: All right. I will ask for her, but I suspect I shall ask her several questions in turn. I hope you know what you are asking of me.

-R

Current Mood: curious
Current Location: Straddling the Fourth Wall
Current Music: "I Stand Alone" ~ Steve Perry

technophilic

I appreciate the chance to continue my existence, but if I will not be allowed to access the database you are attempting to enroll me in, there is little point to it.

Why must I seek 'redemption'?

alchimia

Knowing you? I'm gonna hafta start carrying around a marker, just in case you and Lelouch's mun do plan on something stupid like that meme or whatever.

As for the upcoming day, please tell me Al's not planning on something huge. I've had enough crazy birthdays for one lifetime.

artofbw

Going to try this again? Right, right.

We both know you'll ignore me or something else I'm not in the mood to bother with.

If you're going to put me somewhere, at least make it fun this time.

gilly

A date? No I... I don't want to take part in any such thing. I don't have time for dates anyways! I'm too busy doing other stuff.

[Yeah right, Gilbert.]

Really, really important stuff!

Seriously. I do. So I don't have time to be dating anyone or doing dating stuff. Dating and I... We don't mix, alright? So find someone else to erm... Yeah.

[Frustrated sigh.]

I need a cigarette.

70th_victor

No.

No. No. No. No more games.

I-- I won't. Won't go. You can't-- Too much like the arena. Too much like the arena.

I... I want to go home.

I want Finnick.

beneathmyribbon

I understand that you see today as an ending, and I understand that you consider it to be appropriate for a new beginning.

I will support your search for a new game for me, but... I would like to see my friends, again. Please look for them as well.

wasigood

Heeey, whatever it is you're called.

What do you think you're doing? I mean, it's not like I'm not flattered or anything but out of everyone you could've picked?

Hey, whatever, I'm not complaining. S'all fun and games and all.

valyria

I refuse to be a pawn in whatever it is that you are planning.

wolverineisajerk

This is stupid and you're stupid. Los Angeles is going to get eaten by a giant killer kangaroo or swarmed by zombie supermodels and I won't even be there to punch one in the face.

I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to be home.

hisfavorite

You honestly think this is a good idea?

After everything I've been through with.. and you want to send me there? You do know it's hell, right? And it'll corrupt me. But you don't think about what that'll do to me. All you care about is how interesting it'd be to throw me in that setting.

I'm not going. I don't care how much you think it'll help me grow as a character. That's a load of bull shit and you know it.

I still have to find a way to kill him. He's still out there and I can't do anything if I'm in a city that runs on sin.

hermetics

Aw, great, just what I needed. I told you this was gonna happen if you started to "canon review", you idiot!

Don't start whining to me when you can't keep up with your schoolwork.

ournumberone

I know I decided to leave, but this is a lot further than I'd planned on going. Not that the added distance will help. There's a Dollhouse in Minneapolis too. I just can't get away from them, can I?

I'm still not going back. They can imprint a new doctor if they need one so badly. Because it worked so well the last time.

blindfaith

Mun, right? Why are you acting like such a coward? One of the Archangels is trying to go there too, and he's played by your friend! That means there's nothing to be afraid of, right?

Besides, I can't go to that other place. I can't talk to Enoch there because you're playing him...

tookthegoldenpath

You ask if I find it odd that you play my sister on another site. I assure you that I do not. Just as I don't blame you for making her first. As it stands you weren't sure that I was even here. Though I'm quite positive that you were aware of my presence. Then you started watching my canon again, many times over, and you noticed more and more that I was there.

It's alright mun. We forgive you for taking so long. Myself and my sister. I know that you don't play to throw me into any communities and I am fine with that. As for the one on the other site that you wanted to throw my sister in... There is nothing to fear.

Remember mun... You must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Allow it to pass through you.

With love,

Leto Atreides II

drjackal

Mundane, you do realize it is not wise to let me get bored. It's best to keep me entertained and I am growing quite restless. Let's hope that what ever pitiful game you put me in, provides me with the proper entertainment. It would even be more delightful if Ginji or Midou make an appearance. I am hopeful that you will find me something worth while of my time.

vafanculo

Dearest Mundane,

I am exhilarated that you've begun paying me ample attention again; especially in this new platform of all places. My friends are making their way through here; it is a rather nice addition and I do hope your little experiment at opening our home proves successful.

But Mundane, I must plead that if you're going to try using my voice again, don't kill me off after two meme threads. Two threads.

That's a new record of low, even for you. Don't tell me it was circumstantial, you set up the circumstances. Also - please stop killing me off in one line. Bother to describe instead of just going: 'lol cameron died ahahahaha'.

Sincerely,

HRH Cameron Mezzanotte.

( Addendum, would it be possible to trade mundanes? Mine is far too hostile. )

obi_wan_lebowski

Hey man. So you felt a connection to me, being a software engineer just starting to make your way into the world and wishing for a mentor figure? You've got lots of them around you, just open your eyes and look in front of you, man! The world itself is full of potential, all you have to do is listen. Besides, you know people. Very good people. Even those that aren't connected to the profession, they're just as important as the ones that are. Trust me. And keep at your studies. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love and miss my son, but uh...I wish he, you know, had a few more things going on than a dog.

So what about a game? Nah man, not that game,, I mean a journal game! You talk a lot about it, you browse the communities, but you get sidetrack and don't pick it up until a month later. Seriously, I know you miss being somewhere. So why don't we ask around? You have friends, they'll want to know.

Man, we are going to change the world. Or at least rock somebody's.

beautiful_mercy

Hey, what's going on here? You haven't played me in a year and now all of a sudden you're bored with what's going on with your other characters and you want to break me out again. Did you forget there are absolutely no way I can ever find Jeremy Gilbert?

Stop torturing yourself and going through game ads. It's not happening.

unburnings

This is not a good idea. I should not be here, with normal people.

You have to let me go back to the school. It is safe for me there. Here I am a danger to everyone.

Please reconsider.

blossomdream

I know I am late, but to Rukia and to Byakuya-sama...

... happy birthday.

fuilarsa

Mundane.

Mundane.

[Would be the equivalent of a small nephilim (that is, if you count 5'8" small) wanting to pull on a sleeve. But she can't, so she sits there squarely with unblinking read eyes.]

If big sister gets to go out, can I to, as well? It is not fair; my blades are still clean.

somethingspecial

( spoilers )

pointofreference

Look, you really should be focusing your attention in other directions. I don't need to stress the fact that you have prior commitments and fast-approaching deadlines, do I?

I'm not helping you procrastinate.

payback

Hey!

I'm not gonna talk to you about not doing this thing you're thinking about doing, as I know it never works anyhow, but I do have some questions. You know you're having trouble thinking of just one animal soul dangling thingy for me to settle down as, well, you know, that makes perfect sense! Because being one thing forever is the thing that doesn't make any sense, I think.

I mean it's not like people just stop changing from being what they are after they hit twenty years, or fifteen years, or any number of years! That sounds depressing, in my opinion. And what about people who have a lot of different things going on inside them at once? They're complicated! Boiling that down into just one thing is tough. I'm surprised anybody manages to do it for anyone at all.

Hmm, it sounds like an interesting kind of place, though... but honestly I think I'd take a daemon, or whatever, over you messing with how things are at home. If you have to take me out someplace, can't you at least leave Edo alone?

dirkinmypocket

( On spoilers, My Little Pony (sort of), and impatience )

raisedtobe

You've tried this before, mun. What makes you think this time is going to go any different? Just because you've got me settled into that little Steampunker's wet dream doesn't mean you can handle me in two places at once. So just step away from that tab and let's just forget you even thought about it, okay?

And don't make me go hard-ass on you; you know you'll just regret it.

jemappelleamanda

Je m'appelle Amanda!

mutab1e

( Cut for mustard-colored courier )

agent0range

WHAT?! You cannot force me here, human! You do NOT OWN ME!!!

I BELONG TO NO ONE!!

cursedtosleep

My dear writer,

I think it's about time you awaken me. Phillip will be so terribly worried!

Current Mood: worried

hercule_poirot

Hello once again, my dear 'mundane'. So you have transferred me over here to solve the mysteries, n'est ce pas? Well, Hercule Poirot is always up to the task of solving any and all mysteries as come before him.

I would prefer, of course, some immediate employment. One must pay for suits and the like, but it is also that one would prefer employment to dis-use. So, s'il vous plait, please 'get on that' as you say in your vernacular.

firebent

You're ridiculous.

liugan

No, my dear mundane, I do not know what that thing is, but if I want to fly around the city on it then I damn well will.

Cease with that look.

helsmaiden

Wonderful. First he sticks me in a great dirty hole in the ground, and now I'm stuck in here. Quite an upgrade.

[ Not. ]

magnificat

I think you had better plans just keeping me in Scorched helping out the patrol, but if you want to go this route to have me deal with obnoxious people? Whatever.

By the way? Sending me with a new comer of yours doesn't make it all comforting, not at all.

messiahed

( ooc: slight spoilers for the 'first look' at gen hope 16 )

Umm...

This isn't real, right?

I'm not going down that route. I'm just... not, okay.

ametheoryst

... What's wrong with me now? What's the difference between me now and me then?

You said I was never going anywhere - that should mean my older self, too.

miraclemodus

( Cut for typing quirk )

capsizes

...Hey! It's been awhile, mun, now hasn't it? I was almost starting to think you'd more or less forgotten about me...but here you are again. Even thinkin' about a game this time!

[Alas, O captain, Mayfield is an unpleasant place to be even at the best of times. To say nothing of what's going on right this moment....

....

The grin dims by degrees. Her eyes narrow, lose the laughter they so often carry in the face of every difficulty.]

I'll admit, I'm excited to get a taste of being a living human again, if just for awhile. But if my crew is suffering, then it's my duty to be there with them.

You've got three days until these "applications" open, eh? Start writing.

bluesteelranger

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: Straddling the Fourth Wall
Current Music: "F*** Everyone" ~ Foamy the Squirrel

molecula

Of all the usernames you could choose for me, you pick the one that I came up with when I was twelve.

Seriously?! I barely remember 'Molecula: Mistress of Density', there's no need to drag it around again. I guess I'm too late to protest?

Yours, Julie Power (also known as Lightspeed. Not Molecula. Stop bringing that up.)

molotovmartinis

It is a funny face to wear, isn't it?

I can totally do all the mannerisms. Basically I just pretend I'm a cardboard cutout, and really irritated about it. Then, if things become serious, constipation strikes. If all else fails, I go with my desperate and lonely but sadly impotent alcoholic impersonation. I'm telling you, no one will be able to tell the difference, if there were even anyone around who knew him. And there aren't, so fuck off, it'll be fun.

Maybe I can hit on Fish while wearing it to boost his self-esteem. It'd be a Good Deed. I can do those now if I want. It doesn't even make me itchy. Still working on the holy things allergy, though, that's annoyingly persistent. Think about it: there's no Hell and I have no metaphysical identity-associated obligation to tempt sinners, therefore I am no longer really a demon. So why should "holy" things repel me? It's a psychological reaction at best. I'm so much more than that.

I think we have issues.

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