On heading to gargleblasted without his palebro

[miraclemodus]

i know i was all saying i was ready for this shit.
I WAS MOTHERFUCKING READY UNTIL YOU UP AND SCHOOLFED THE WICKED TRUTH ABOUT KARKAT NOT ALL BEING THERE.
can't be all down and saying i like not having my motherfucking best friend with me.
HOW'S A BROTHER GONNA GET HIS SETTLE DOWN ON WITHOUT HIS MOTHERFUCKING MOIRAIL?
but, uh, i guess it's all done and being waiting now.
OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS NOW.
getting my doubt on of you handling this shit well, is all.
NOT SAYING I ALWAYS NEED HIM, MUN SIS.
just saying you never get your knowing on to when a brother needs a little,
HELP.
before he motherfucking,
BITES.
y'know?

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[thoughtandflow]

1 C4NT S4Y 1M THR1LL3D 4BOUT TH1S E1TH3R
3SP3C14LLY S1NC3 K4RK4T D34L1NG W1TH YOU W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3 4N 4GR33M3NT W3 H4D UNT1L H3 L3FT
BUT W3LL F1GUR3 SOM3TH1NG OUT
HOP3FULLY H3LL COM3 B4CK B3FOR3 LONG

MY MUN OF COURS3 1S H4V1NG 4 B4LL W1TH 4LL OF TH1S
1F 1 D1DNT KNOW B3TT3R 1D S4Y TH3Y W3R3 DO1NG TH1S ON PURPOS3

[miraclemodus]

here's a brother hoping all them miracles be all up and falling into place, sis.
CAN'T BE HAVING MY MOTHERFUCKING BEST FRIEND GONE FOR TOO LONG, YOU KNOW?
mun sis isn't all that fucking bad.
JUST GETTING MY WONDER ON TO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ALL DOWN IN HER THINK PAN.

[thoughtandflow]

1 KNOW
1 M1SS H1M B31NG TH3R3 TOO
BUT P3RH4PS W3R3 DU3 4 FR3SH W4V3 OF TROLLS 4NY T1M3 NOW
1LL 4DM1T 1T WOULD B3 N1C3 TO H4V3 MOR3 TH4N THR33 OF US TH3R3 4T 4 T1M3

MUN M1NDS 4R3 1NSCRU1T4BL3
1 L34RN3D TH4T PR3TTY 34RLY ON

[miraclemodus]

mun sis up and told me about there being more than a few of us on over there.
SOUNDED LEGIT TO THIS BROTHER BEFORE HE GOT HIS FINDING OUT ON TO THE PUNCHLINE TRUTH.
all she's getting down with schoolfeeding is her been all getting her blood pusher on this.

[thoughtandflow]

M4YB3 SH3 W4S 1NCLUD1NG TH3 HUM4NS 1N TH4T?
4LL FOUR 4R3 TH3R3 SO M4YB3 SH3 4DD3D TH3M 1N W1TH US?
31TH3R W4Y W3 C4N M4K3 1T WORK
MY MUN S33MS 1NT3NT ON M4K1NG M3 CR4ZY P3RSON GRUBS1TT3R SO 1M SUR3 SH3 WONT M1ND

[miraclemodus]

[...Humans, you say?]

those motherfuckers are down in there?
EVEN THE CHERRY-FLAVOUR TEXT MOTHERFUCKER??

[thoughtandflow]

Y3S
1 4SSUM3 BY CH3RRY T3XT YOU M34N D4V3
1F SO 1 SHOULD W4RN YOU TH4T 1 WONT ST4ND FOR 4NYTH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO H1M

[miraclemodus]

no, sis, don't you be getting your worry on.
I SHOULD BE GETTING GRATEFUL TO THAT BROTHER.
made me open my motherfucking eyes to the real fucking heresies.
WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW OF A NUGBONE OFF HIS SHOULDERS.
to show my grateful on.

[thoughtandflow]

Y34H TH4T WONT B3 H4PP3N1NG
1 JUST S41D 1 WONT ST4ND FOR 4NYTH1NG OF TH4T SORT
1 L1K3 MY COOLK1D 1N ON3 P13C3

[miraclemodus]

you be all down and wanting to be all up and trying to get my stop on?
DON'T YOU BE WANTING TO GET YOUR PAINT ON WITH HIS CANDY RED?

[thoughtandflow]

NO
1 L1K3 H1S C4NDY R3D WH3R3 1T 1S

[miraclemodus]

i like the fucker too.
WE CAN SLAM IT DOWN REAL SLICK.
but that don't mean i gotta be getting my flush on for this motherfucker.
DON'T YOU BE THINKING OF GETTING YOUR STOP DOWN WITH THIS BROTHER.
unless you're up to getting your hurt on.

[thoughtandflow]

1M NOT 4SK1NG YOU TO B3 FLUSH3D FOR H1M
BUT YOU C4N DO TH4T 4ND ST1LL L34V3 H1M 1N ON3 P13C3

[miraclemodus]

if that's what you're down and wanting, sis.
I GUESS I CAN LEAVE THE PUNCHLINE FUCKER IN ONE PIECE.
when i get my subjugglation down.

[thoughtandflow]

H3 DO3SNT N33D SUBJUGGL4T1ON
WH4T3V3R H4PP3N3D TH3R3S PROB4BLY 4 W4Y TO F1GUR3 TH1S OUT W1THOUT V1OL3NC3

[miraclemodus]

you gonna stop me, motherfucker?

[thoughtandflow]

1F 1T COM3S TO 1T

[dicey]

........ Hey! Why did you change your quirk? ::::\

[miraclemodus]

just getting your notice on now?
YOU ALL DOWN AND GETTING YOUR PROBLEM ON WITH MY TYPE VIBE, MOTHERFUCKER?

[dicey]

Every Gamzee I'VE talked to has 8een all "dUrRrR sUp MoThErFuCkErS".

What's your deal????????

[miraclemodus]

sounds like you've been all up and talking to my high motherfucking self.
WELL PREPARE TO GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, SIS.
that shit's poison.
ROTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN.
but that's all down and in the past.
SHIT'S DOWN AND GONE AND CULLED OUTTA THIS BROTHER.
no motherfucker's gonna be up and messing with me like my high motherfucking self.

[dicey]

........ Oh, so THIS is what Karkat was so terrified a8out! Lame. You're not that scary! In fact, I think I like you 8etter this way. ::::)

[miraclemodus]

i be all down and liking this self myself, spiderfucker.
ALMOST FEELS LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO MOTHERFUCKING BE.
won't ever be getting my messing on by gutterblood fucks.
BE PAINTING WICKED PICTURES WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD OF ANY MOTHERFUCKER WHO GETS THEIR TRY ON

[dicey]

Hahahahahahaha.

So 8asically you think you're really tough now?

[miraclemodus]

you be all down and wanting to get your try on, spiderfucker?

[dicey]

I already know I'm tough.

[miraclemodus]

then let's see you get your sweet jam on.
LET'S SEE YOU DANCE TO THIS MOTHERFUCKING SLAM.
and try your flow with this brother.

[dicey]

I don't even know what you're saying.

[miraclemodus]

let me just be getting my say on for you, spidersis.
LET ME BE GETTING MY SAY FOR YOUR RUSTY THINK PAN, SPIDERFUCKER.
if mun sis wasn't all up and keeping me in line.
I'D PAINT WICKED PICTURES OF SKAIA WITH YOUR BLOOD, SIS.
be getting me a sick new batch of special stardust from your bones.

[dicey]

Oh no, I'm soooooooo scared!

[miraclemodus]

you don't know shit about fear.
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE WICKED FEAR I CAN BE UP AND LAYING ON YOU.
but i got my understand on to fear, motherfucker.
I CAN RELEASE YOUR NIGHTMARES RIGHT INTO MY WARM FUCKING EMBRACE.
so come on down this here road to the dark carnival.
COME ON DOWN SO WE CAN GET OUR WICKED FEAR ON PROPER.