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dear_mun2012-01-31 01:07 am
blytheandbonnie) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-31 01:07 am
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[on not having a moment's rest at bete noire]
Dearest Darlingest Munsey,
Sometimes you make me do the worst things. I know you're bored, but is hosting a speed dating event really the answer? And all these doves?
Mun, people are just killing the birds all over the places. And you know what the ancient druids thought about birds, don't you?
[A beat.]
They thought they were live animals who don't deserve to get turned into ice sculptures! Sorry to raise my voice but really, why can't you let me do something normal when you get bored? Like learning how to knit, or play golf?
Sincerely,
Bonnie McCullough
Sometimes you make me do the worst things. I know you're bored, but is hosting a speed dating event really the answer? And all these doves?
Mun, people are just killing the birds all over the places. And you know what the ancient druids thought about birds, don't you?
[A beat.]
They thought they were live animals who don't deserve to get turned into ice sculptures! Sorry to raise my voice but really, why can't you let me do something normal when you get bored? Like learning how to knit, or play golf?
Sincerely,
Bonnie McCullough