On the new Roxy at his game and possible arrival of more Alpha Kids

[docfoul]

I think you need a reminder of how our relationship functions once more, Ms. Mundane. It's simple: you attempt to play the puppeteer to the best of your abilities, and I indulge you until it would be plainly uncharacteristic of me to do so. Do we agree? Good. Now, as we both know, this activity often requires you to imagine what could be going through my brilliantly appealing head. Pure guesswork, of course, as the only one who knows what I am thinking is none other than myself. And I will grant you this: yes, I would be puzzled by the latest developments. On one hand, we have someone who can only be reasonably explained as a result of the human children scratching their session, as they were always meant to do in the near future. On the other hand, the influence that the community has had on my darling protégé is such that she is unlikely to accept my advice when the time comes. Quite a conundrum, this. Does the alpha timeline rise above the Supreme Derailer of Canons after all? Or has friendship, romance, and an ill-tempered clown ruined things beyond repair? And here is where we arrive at the point you are so clearly missing: it's not my problem, but yours. I am, aside from omnipotent and all-knowing, a very intelligent man. Would this riddle truly keep me wallowing in uncertainty for so long? Would it? In case I need to make my message clearer for you, here goes: Deal with it.