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dear_mun2012-01-31 11:58 pm
molotovmartinis) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-31 11:58 pm
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It is a funny face to wear, isn't it?
I can totally do all the mannerisms. Basically I just pretend I'm a cardboard cutout, and really irritated about it. Then, if things become serious, constipation strikes. If all else fails, I go with my desperate and lonely but sadly impotent alcoholic impersonation. I'm telling you, no one will be able to tell the difference, if there were even anyone around who knew him. And there aren't, so fuck off, it'll be fun.
Maybe I can hit on Fish while wearing it to boost his self-esteem. It'd be a Good Deed. I can do those now if I want. It doesn't even make me itchy. Still working on the holy things allergy, though, that's annoyingly persistent. Think about it: there's no Hell and I have no metaphysical identity-associated obligation to tempt sinners, therefore I am no longer really a demon. So why should "holy" things repel me? It's a psychological reaction at best. I'm so much more than that.
I can totally do all the mannerisms. Basically I just pretend I'm a cardboard cutout, and really irritated about it. Then, if things become serious, constipation strikes. If all else fails, I go with my desperate and lonely but sadly impotent alcoholic impersonation. I'm telling you, no one will be able to tell the difference, if there were even anyone around who knew him. And there aren't, so fuck off, it'll be fun.
Maybe I can hit on Fish while wearing it to boost his self-esteem. It'd be a Good Deed. I can do those now if I want. It doesn't even make me itchy. Still working on the holy things allergy, though, that's annoyingly persistent. Think about it: there's no Hell and I have no metaphysical identity-associated obligation to tempt sinners, therefore I am no longer really a demon. So why should "holy" things repel me? It's a psychological reaction at best. I'm so much more than that.