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[molotovmartinis]

It is a funny face to wear, isn't it?

I can totally do all the mannerisms. Basically I just pretend I'm a cardboard cutout, and really irritated about it. Then, if things become serious, constipation strikes. If all else fails, I go with my desperate and lonely but sadly impotent alcoholic impersonation. I'm telling you, no one will be able to tell the difference, if there were even anyone around who knew him. And there aren't, so fuck off, it'll be fun.

Maybe I can hit on Fish while wearing it to boost his self-esteem. It'd be a Good Deed. I can do those now if I want. It doesn't even make me itchy. Still working on the holy things allergy, though, that's annoyingly persistent. Think about it: there's no Hell and I have no metaphysical identity-associated obligation to tempt sinners, therefore I am no longer really a demon. So why should "holy" things repel me? It's a psychological reaction at best. I'm so much more than that.

Comments

[norea]

[ sorry dude ]

I wish you the very best of luck in this endeavor. It's good you're finding yourself! [ balthazar's very own coming of age tale. ]

[molotovmartinis]

I'm doing this so I can be closer to you, naturally. If it weren't for the inevitable burning and charring, I'd be right up your alley. So to speak.

[norea]

Aw. Bless your heart, and I do mean that.

[molotovmartinis]

[HRKKK]

Hhhh—

[meanwhileback]

ha ha you suck

[molotovmartinis]

[SLOWLY

FALLS OVER]

[meanwhileback]

[ just casually pours a little holy water on her shoe and gives him a li'l kicking-in ]

[norea]

Thought I ought to give some back for you, at least beyond the 4th wall.

[meanwhileback]

Hey if you ever feel like spitting in his eye with magic holy spit or whatever, girl, please feel free.

[caballero]

I know John a bit, actually.

[molotovmartinis]

And does that sound accurate?

[caballero]

More or less.

[ He will still light your ass on holy fire or whatever if he finds time. ]

[fish]

Wow, no, that's creepy.

[molotovmartinis]

... yes, and?

[fish]

And not even in a good way?

[meanwhileback]

Uhhh well there's still a whole fuckload of gods and they still probably all hate you, so.

Also, fuck off and die, you know.