Darth Vader (
breathingsounds) wrote in
dear_mun2012-01-31 12:58 am
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omg so rustyyyy
I see that you intend to continue your pathetic attempts to play me, even after changing sites - and I see that, despite the opportunity this afforded you to produce a more appropriate username, you have stubbornly retained your first choice.
In the end, it matters not. As you shall some day grasp, your attempts to control me are already doomed to failure. Accept it, and allow me to return to the side of my Master.
In the end, it matters not. As you shall some day grasp, your attempts to control me are already doomed to failure. Accept it, and allow me to return to the side of my Master.

look who fiiiiinally decided to show up, huh!
I think time away from your Master is good for you.
oh sure 'finally' you say. Nag nag nag.
Why do you insist on behaving as though you know me?
well now dinner is cold and RUINED
No, I don't know you. [It's a very honest answer, at least.] I thought I did once... Now I only know of you.
oh yeah sure like I could have eaten it anyway. Rub a little more salt in why don't you?
And yet your actions imply that you think differently.
you mean you don't like salt and lava milkshakes? :c I was lied to!
I know a part of you. [She yields a bit.] Maybe even a few pieces, even if you've buried them.
Obi-wan told you that, didn't he? Admit it!
Well you did hang out with him more than me!
adding this to my list of 'things to kill Obi-wan for'....
[There is this note of cold finality there. Mind you half of everything Vader says sounds cold sssso.]
Can we just make fun of his beard instead?
Anakin is the strongest man I know. That's not true.
[Remember how these arguments work, honey?]
NO. >|
[sob yes with you dying]
but we always had fun making fun of his beard! D:
that is no longer enough.
so...practical jokes...?
not enough.
you're impossible to please!
look just because I want to kill him....
impossible!
[She folds her hands neatly.] I can't believe you would serve a man like that, one who stands for everything I despised.
YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHY WE DIDN'T WORK.
pretty sure it was your pms that made it impossible, ok? B|
Will your lust for power ever be sated, or will you keep losing yourself along the way, Anakin?
oh yeah, blaming me again, how original
well wrinkly-face Palp had a big hand in it too, I GUESS
aaaaalways the victim huh padme?
The Empire is strong that its subjects might also be.
you knew I was bad at losing arguments from the beginning!
so once again it's my fault?
Then perhaps you have never seen me at all. Anakin was weak.
it's always the man's fault, sugarplum
[Her brows twist together and she speaks softly, filled with conviction.] You're my world, Anakin.
[She looks away for a moment before she goes on.] I probably never told you, but that time when we fled to Naboo, at the house by the lake, there was a day when you came to my room. The sun was setting over the water - over your shoulders - and I knew that somehow, for me, you held the power to command time and space. I've never thought any less... Until I saw you like this.
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In my case, it's still true.
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[Look, it's the secret apprentice whose family you killed!
...No, the other one. The younger one, with the Stockholm Syndrome strong enough that he kind of loves you, in a terrified way.]
I'm - sure you'll win! You always win!
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and lol actually he... really frequently loses....
Anyway PAUSE BECAUSE HEY WAIT WEREN'T YOU DEAD AND DIDN'T I LIKE MOURN YOU AND STUFF
if that story is canonical anyway but w/e]I have no need of your inane chatter to tell me that which I already know.
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hush let me have my sadistic fun]I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
gosh vader you are the worst dad
Your pathetic groveling avails you nothing, and never has.
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Yes, Master. Is... there anything I can do for you? Please, I'm here anyway!
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