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stiles is whiny and cowardly; canon is teen wolf
I am more than freaking comfortable in this nice, cozy headspace you got. No need to drag me out for anything, and especially not that. I get enough horror back home. This is supposed to be a break.
And would you stop eying all the supernatural worlds? Send me somewhere easy, where they have voluptuous women ready to serve me curly fries. I am young, and have no plans on spending these tender years being terrorized by monsters.
And, okay, if curly fries are just completely out of the question -- which they shouldn't be, I've been extra good this year and did my homework and washed behind my ears and made my bed almost every morning! -- then maybe just somewhere I won't get eaten?
It would be my life when I have to actually verbalize that request. Jesus.
And would you stop eying all the supernatural worlds? Send me somewhere easy, where they have voluptuous women ready to serve me curly fries. I am young, and have no plans on spending these tender years being terrorized by monsters.
And, okay, if curly fries are just completely out of the question -- which they shouldn't be, I've been extra good this year and did my homework and washed behind my ears and made my bed almost every morning! -- then maybe just somewhere I won't get eaten?
It would be my life when I have to actually verbalize that request. Jesus.