Will hopefully be going to ink_city... one day.

[beentobahia]

Dear Mun.

So! You finally have deciding to send me into a game, and then... nada. For weeks, nothing! All your friends are saying to send me to this city, but still you procrasertate. Why? Is it that you are still worried about my português? I've told you, do not worry! It will all be okay and very fine! Listen to how well José Carioca speaks English! And maybe if you were sending me away from my beautiful Brazil I would learn more!

And do not be upset about not having a Donal'. Perhaps if I am there he will show up! But if not... you do know I can be fine by myself, sim? It is only on very rare occasions I am getting to see my friend Donal', I am very use to not being around him.

It would not taking you very long to fill out this application, I could move in by this hour next week, if you only are trying.

XOXO
José Carioca

Comments

Not the duck you were looking for.

[shakespearealien]

This... Donal' you mentioned. Does he happen to be a denizen of the city called Duckburg?

I'm not picky. ;D

[beentobahia]

Oh, sim, sim! You know Donal' als...o...

[PURPLE. WHAAAAAT.]

[shakespearealien]

I expected as much. I do not know him personally, but he does seem to be among the notable residents.

[Or rather, he knows Donald personally, but Donald was his superhero self when he saved Gorthan's life.]

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gorthan of Evron, a scientist.

[beentobahia]

[He's still a bit confused by the whole purple thing, buuuut he'll just roll with it. He pulls out his card and hands it over.]

José Carioca, it is a pleasurable to meet you.

Donal' is the most notable of residents! He goes on many brave treasure hunts for his uncle, I have heard.

[shakespearealien]

Ah, I suspect he might do even more than that.

[He has his suspicions concerning the hero's identity, after all. Though it's not like he's going to rat him out to his superiors, since Gorthan owes his life to him.]

It's a true pleasure to meet you, Mr. Carioca. So, you're from the country of Brazil...?

[beentobahia]

I am. Oh, Brazil, it is a beautiful country. I will miss it very much if my mun ever stops her being lazy and sends me to this inky city place.

So, ah, where is it you are from?

[shakespearealien]

The city you mention does not seem to be so bad a place. My mundane would have sent me there herself, if she was not so intent on making a theme of my... 'being trapped inside Japanese inventions', as she puts it.

As I have told you, I am from planet Evron. A name feared throughout the universe, the horror associated with it being something that I have personally contributed to increasing... and yet, you need not fear me, Mr. Carioca.

[Implying that he has changed his ways, at least in part.]

[beentobahia]

... It is very good for my heart you added that last words...

[shakespearealien]

[He nods.]

I have a policy of not harming Earthlings. However, I seem to be the only Evronian who does, so I suggest you be careful.

[beentobahia]

If I am seeing any others like you I will be running away very fast. José Carioca does not like being a harmed Earthling.

[shakespearealien]

There is one who looks exactly like myself. We also share the same name and, much to my chagrin, certain personality traits. However, he is very hostile towards Earthlings, which, I reiterate, I am not. So, be careful.

But tell me more about your country. I have heard much of its local fauna, and of the beauty of its ocean.

[herr_niemand]

Wonderful, and how's the old mustachioed corporate mogul?!

[beentobahia]

Ahhhh... the what?

[herr_niemand]

The big head, the honcho cheese! Mr. Walt Disney, my good birdy!

[beentobahia]

Oh! You must forgive me, I did not think of him. But... have you not heard? I am sorry to tell that he has passed away. And quite some very long time ago on the top of that.

And that's not a duck at all!

[great_king_penguin]

Eh, there's more reasons than that. Maybe th'one lockin' you up in their head doesn't wanna see you gettin' hurt. It ain't a safe place, and if y'ask me, you look more like that 'lover, not a fighter' type, Brazilian or no.

[beentobahia]

Ahh, you are knowing me so well, and at first sight too! So it is a dangerous place? She did no tell me that.

[great_king_penguin]

You gotta get a quick read on a guy in the battle field, unless you want him to swallow you whole and steal yer Waddle Dees.

Yeah, dangerous on account of th'giant robots. And psycho pink things.

[beentobahia]

Pink? I am not sure about these robots, but if things are pink there that is probably the reasons my mun is loving it so much. She loves almost all things that color. But... dangerous, you say? Pink is not usually a dangerous color.

[great_king_penguin]

...That's exactly WHAT makes it so dangerous!

You never expect it. And then WHAM.

Suddenly the little turd's broken into your castle and starts beating you up with no provocation!

[beentobahia]

I am taking it this has happened to you, yes?

[great_king_penguin]

Over a piece of shortcake that he thought I took.

Shortcake. [Never mind that you'd probably do the same thing to Kirby, Dedede.]

[nothitchhiking]

Yeah your English is as good as that bowtie.

[beentobahia]

Bowties are, as they say, cool.

[nothitchhiking]

No, FEZZES are cool.

[beentobahia]

[laughs] You are a very silly fellow!

[nothitchhiking]

And what's that supposed to mean, Banana Boy?

[beentobahia]

Only that you are making me laugh very much.

[nothitchhiking]

Yeah well, I ain't a clown! YOU'RE the clown!

[beentobahia]

I do not think either of us is a clown...?

[nothitchhiking]

Don't try to fool me, Banana Boy, I know your kind!

[beentobahia]

If I were trying to be fooling you, you wouldn't know.

[nothitchhiking]

You think that...but I know better...

I got my eyes on ya, I'm watching yooooou and your banana suit.

[beentobahia]

I hope everybodies in this city is not as paranóico as you, my friend.