Aug. 26th, 2013

maguanac_king: (I don't like it)
[personal profile] maguanac_king
Miss, I'm not so sure I like the idea of this city. Yes, there would be a lot of good I could do there, but could I do enough?
wasinsignificant: (Why wouldn't she leave food?)
[personal profile] wasinsignificant
[A little boy with ragged clothes and a cleft palate sits in a shadowy corner, hugging his legs to his chest and resting his chin on his knees. His eyes follow anyone who passes him, and quietly under his breath...]

Maybe that one's a demon? Or... maybe that one? [He runs a hand through his hair, chewing his lower lip.] Uh, no, that one has kind eyes, or... well, people said Sir Anseme had nice eyes. Maybe that's a sign?

[He lets out a ragged sigh and runs a hand through his hair.]
It's easier when he's here. I should've asked him more questions about spotting demons. [He looks up at the sky, where he assumes his mun is watching over him.] Do you know where he might have gone? It doesn't feel safe when he's not around.
roadblasted: (a tight line just went slack)
[personal profile] roadblasted
... We made a truce.
Ev'ryone calls him Theo and I don't squash him in'ta a puddle'a slimy disgustin' guts! ... And liquid nitrous, 'parently.

[Let me guess, you couldn't actually catch him, could you?]

... Can it.

Yeah I'm freakin' bored, nice'a ya ta'finally notice! Seriously, are ya screwin' with me here? The annoyin' triangle jerk and the kid with the stupid hair and the stupider accent get sent somewhere while I'm still stuck here doin' jack squat?!

[You're one to talk about "stupid accents", Mr. Runs-all-his-words-together and really says things like "gag me with a spoon" and "Pong dangit to heck" because of a programmed-in swear filter.]

I SAID CAN IT!

Just lemme get out and do SOMETHIN', alright?! I know ya got yer... Dragon Convention or whatever ya said it was comin' up so whatever, I can wait one more week I guess. But soon as it's over! I'll let ya pick, but yaknow 'case yer stuck on somethin' fer the GREATEST RACER EVER ta'do, an ACTUAL RACE might be nice...
skullfudgingmotherfunker: (Well that killed my stiffy)
[personal profile] skullfudgingmotherfunker
Well, wasn’t THAT a ride and a half? Assassin battles, frustrating platforming sequences and a King Kong-sized grotesquely obese Elvis impersonator! Add to that a brand new muse (and hey, it’s my second favorite assassin at that!) and you are officially on a roll here, M! So- On to the DS games!

[J…Johnson do you have any idea how rare those are?]
Oh come on, you can’t quit now. You think you can just play the games released for those lame-stream consoles and then call yourself conqueror of Mt Nerd? Contact and Flower, Sun and Rain awaits you, man!

[But Joohnsssooon, those games are apparently nothing but exercises in masochism and trolling the player!]
Well, I guess I can accept that… I mean, if you’re okay with pulling out prematurely in the knowledge there are others out there whose achievements dwarf yours, who am I to blame you? Boatsizes and ocean-motion and all that. That people out there are bigger fans with a bigger appreciation for high art, now why would that bother you? I totally get having a complex for challenges whose girth is just too much to handl-

[Knock off the size jokes you just want me to mindlessly buy everything Grasshopper’s ever done so you can look up Liberation Maiden’s tight wet-suit.]
… You don’t know that. Maybe I want you to support those Hungarian fellows and their papercraft games and that one shmup with the time travel and the anthropomorphic animal pilots! For all you know I’m a HUGE furry who wants to… support the art… aaand that has got to be the record for realizing something sounds remarkably more convincing in your head than once it’s past your teeth.

Okay so buying a game so I can admire the Premier Bum of Japan is out the window, I can accept that, but can you at least give me one lovely lady muse to talk to in here? I can’t say I mind the company here but the thing about sausage parties is that they inevitably get way too stuffy. Heh, because you know, sausages are stuffed full of various left-overs, and it’s a double entendre for… right, right, shutting up now because you’re such a bastion of good taste. G would’ve laughed…
vamonos: (big no)
[personal profile] vamonos
Now, don't, don't go pickin out...birthdays or anything. Specially don't pick out any, um. Disorders. Or pictures. I don't wanna settle in, not till you see what I can do. Till you know what you're getting, ma'am.
lawrisnotmocked: (Default)
[personal profile] lawrisnotmocked
I am increasingly annoyed that I must state this, but the loaf of bread had and HAS long ago ceased to be the issue. So be it though, if I must spell out the facts. The man had broken parole. His initial sentence was not the touted nineteen years, and he earned the rest of what he received through his attempts to escape.

For the love of GOD, I could care LESS about the bread, the law says he paid for that, and so he did. It is everything that comes after. My "obsession" with Valjean was driven by the things that he did after, and his flouting of the very reasonable law that convicted criminals must be on parole. If he had wished to have a new life outside of prison, perhaps he should not have proved that he was indeed dangerous enough to warrant it throughout his years there .

...Other than this, you are doing well by ignoring me for the most part as I continue to ignore you and your presence as much as possible. It seems to be the only way to win with you, and so I shall take that for what it's worth. It is SOMETHING at any rate.
penaltykicktothehead: (gripping at a quick fix)
[personal profile] penaltykicktothehead
Non. This has nothing to do with me, so you will cease this nonsense at once. It has nothing to do with my being active in a game, or even a... [Short sigh.] Meme. Your drive to play has been next to nonexistent in my regard and for sake of my own sanity I'd rather it stay that way.

[But you miss the friends you made, Charlie! Don't you? And what about that other mystery left unsolved--]

--For the last time! Do I look like I care what colour his swim trunks were, Mun?!
rebornfromice: (pic#6655442)
[personal profile] rebornfromice
I've got to be honest with you, mun. Do I look like the type to coddle kids or even be mother material?

I don't know who the hell this Senji guy is, but like hell am I going to be someone's replacement or whatever.

Tch...

Just when you couldn't get any more idiotic, you make sure to surprise me.
crimson_sonar: (dd - over there!)
[personal profile] crimson_sonar
So that's it. You plan on putting me there. But you have no idea what you would have me do. This isn't my first choice of "games" by any stretch. Or my second. Or third. Or tenth.

But by doing this, you have certain choices to make. While there may be... certain incentives given to me in my stay there, I prefer that I live my life there as close as possible to the one I have here in New York. That includes all the little... quirks, for lack of better word.

While I'm there, try not to fish. I wouldn't wish going there upon anyone. Especially not my friends.
uncloned: ([looking] ooh)
[personal profile] uncloned
Mew mew mew mew mew mew... [The melody suddenly stops when Mew looks at its mun.

A human version? Not expecting that.]
hesnothere: (Default)
[personal profile] hesnothere
Why do you keep saying this is madness? It's not, okay? I think we can have a lot of fun. [There's this slow grin starting that screams "I am a little shit."] There's got to be some kind of trouble we can get into.

Are we going to find Mom soon? Or Dad? I need someone to nag me or ignore me, as usual.

Actually, let's forget about Dad and just find Mom. I mean, I know Mom loves me.

Maybe Natalie, too. We could have some fun with her, too. What else are big brothers for? [The "little shit" smile is now downright malevolent.]
slayertude: (Default)
[personal profile] slayertude
Really? Slayer 'tude? That's the best thing you could come up with?

Couldn't you have gone with something a little more original? Also, while I have your attention, you should really think about finishing what you started before having me jump off the deep end like this. At least get some more icons, and I don't know, maybe finish more than the first season?

You're not even listening to me, are you? [She sighs.] It figures.
precautions: (Default)
[personal profile] precautions
You're kidding, right?

'Cause I have to tell you, I know how this one ends.
[personal profile] halfbakedninja
You read about me and everyone else for the first time just last night, and while it does make me honored that you would choose to communicate with a halfbaked ninja as myself, I need to get back to the shrine and Soramaru-sama's side.

I do not have any time to play this pirate game that you speak of, and I do not know Tenka-sama, even if he means a lot to Soramaru-sama.
finalnpc: (Default)
[personal profile] finalnpc

 My, you've certainly chosen an interesting muse this time, mundane. Giving an NPC a name? A life? That's definitely a new one. Considering that I was nothing but a tool before you decided to pick me up, I wonder what you will be doing with me in the coming future. Hopefully not falling in love - we've seen what that can do to a person; a world.

I don't want to become something like that, non-playable or otherwise. It's a little bit pathetic, don't you think—

Oops. Back on track, hm? I look forward to seeing what you will do with me, dear mun. Who knows what the future will hold?

[ he smiles like he's privy to a big secret, of which no one else knows, and he finds that amusing. ]

flakyflakes: (Default)
[personal profile] flakyflakes
Thank you for the journal!

I, um, just hope it doesn't lead to anything bad or scary...
yaeger: (Default)
[personal profile] yaeger
I'll kill them all.
plan_d: (Heyyy that's good thinkin'!)
[personal profile] plan_d
He-eyyy, mun! It's great to see you finally decided to do this! I can't wait to get out there in the big bad RP world and stretch my wings.

Ah, heh, yeah eeeven considering what I've seen so far from your other muses.

Alright, so what're we waitin' for? Let's get these icons finished and get this show on the road. Adventure awaits!
riskbreaker: ᴘɪxɪᴠ (Hᴇ’s ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ; ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ)
[personal profile] riskbreaker
[LOOK IT'S A MASSIVELY TICKED BLACKSMITH.]

You must learn to care for your weapons. You would not leave your home in even your best clothes if they were worn and tattered, would you? The same idea applies to a sword. Allowing them to dull so and expecting them to perform at their height is folly: anyone would be hindered with their tools so ill-prepared.

[A huff. Seriously, how does his mun expect to make him fight with swords like butter knives.]

In any case, I don't see what your complaints about this "battle system" are all about. The logic is simple enough. It cannot be so difficult as to be impossible.

[you dont know my life, ashley]
littlesurvivor: (Default)
[personal profile] littlesurvivor
You know, I'm not so sure this is a good idea. For one thing, Lee isn't there. Neither is Ben or any of the others. And there's a war. I know Lee taught me to shoot, but I don't think this is what he had in mind when he did that. That was to protect me from the walkers, not....giants.

I guess the power thing might be kind of neat though.

But I don't want to go unless Lee is coming too. Remember, friends stick together and don't leave anyone behind.

[Even if. Some already have been. But still.]
instantly: (A long night.)
[personal profile] instantly
Oh dearest, Listener. I can get used the idea of me hanging out in this headspace of yours, but there's a lack of news to report in your cranium, full of other muses. I do appreciate the company they give, I do! But this small, cramped, and uncomfortable space is nothing like my sweet little Night Vale.

I'll have to get used to being out from within my regular recording booth. At least this way I can stretch my legs a bit.

...You are considering putting me somewhere? I don't know about that. Being crammed into your headspace only to be crammed somewhere else? Seems a little... impulsive. And you have two charming characters there already!

Give it a few weeks. Maybe then, you'll change your mind.
erfingi: (pic#4943782)
[personal profile] erfingi
I do not recall, mun, giving you permission to channel me in your life outside of this metaphorical prison you keep me enclosed in.

However.

[the muse gives a soft sigh]

I do understand. Having an idiot for a brother can be frustrating. Please take caution in your revenge plans. Your tiara idea holds merit. I am not sure what you plan on accomplishing by taking the electricity away or disconnecting the battery, but if you believe they are worthy of comparison to me, perhaps you should listen to that more serious muse you play.

Eat and drink and perhaps give him a swift kick in the ass, but leave the deadly plots to me.
watcheslanterns: (Default)
[personal profile] watcheslanterns
Um...already? Are you sure?

Well, we've worked well together so far, so I'm sure this will be alright. And don't worry so much about the application. I'm sure you'll get it right.

You should probably figure out what time you want to take me from, though. That's kind of important, don't you think?
iterates: (「 07 ♔.FOIL)
[personal profile] iterates
"Take me places"? Throw me into a "fun game"? Feh!

Those so-called ideas of yours -- they're nothing but garbage.

CRUNCH!

[ And he balls up his fist like he's actually gone and crunched something up. He grins. ]

I'll do you a favor and add 'em to the heap.

alwayspenetrated: (the fuck you say?)
[personal profile] alwayspenetrated
Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...
2cool4guardian: (Default)
[personal profile] 2cool4guardian
You gave me a frostbite, made me watch Sandy get sick, cursed me with my human looks, haunted me with the ghost of a drown little girl and now- [This is one angry Jack frowning.]

You take a hiatus before the prank war starts?! [PRIORITIES]

What happened to all the "it'll get better, Jack!" and "I'll make it up to you, Jack!"? You promised me some fun, and now I won't even keep my promise to Alice. You wanna talk about rewards? I'll give you a reward: when Sandy learns how to use those plants like whips, you can be his practice target.

Now leave me alone. And take that stupid countdown-to-spring with you, too.

Voice Test

Aug. 26th, 2013 09:45 pm
little_britches: (Default)
[personal profile] little_britches
Hey there mun! So your finally up for this, huh? Good to know.

What? Am I scared? Pfft, nah! I've ehard about what you've done with your other muses, but I'm nto scared. I can handle whatever you throw at me. So don't worry about me!

...Your not gonna do that same stuff to me though, right? Right? Your not answering.
sneakyshoes: (daddy's hungry)
[personal profile] sneakyshoes
End of an era, dearest.

Don't look at me like that. It's not so bad. Maybe I'll come around again in a month or two, see how you've been.

Oh, hush. It isn't as if I liked you all that much, anyways. Chin up. You've got that pretty little thing running as your flagship, now. Do me a favour and break that precious angel just once for me, hmm?

Ta.
pinevestigator: (the picture paints)
[personal profile] pinevestigator
I'm not going to keep quiet until you listen to what I'm trying to say for, like, TWO seconds. You have literally had two actual days of college, and you're already thinking about more games and plots and whatever else you want to do. It's not even with me, it's just...

..I'm saying this because I care about you. Keep your priorities in order and worry about studying and getting your work done before you do anything else. Me getting more icons can wait until the weekend, can't it? And it's not like any of us are going to step on your toes for being a slow tagger. You need to understand that this is a big change and you need to give yourself time to adjust to it.

And yes, I'm probably the last person who should be lecturing you about school, but trust me. An unorganized person is a sorry one in the long run.
disembodies: (the rest of the day)
[personal profile] disembodies
Did you expect anything less? Of course I'd be back on the job after all this time.

some spoilers under here )
endbringer: (★ Thoughts ☆ Dreams and reality)
[personal profile] endbringer
No, the idea of me controlling a tuna fishing vessel there is simply blasphemous. Do me a favor and shut your meaningless drivel.