On Mun's Real Life Drama

[erfingi]

I do not recall, mun, giving you permission to channel me in your life outside of this metaphorical prison you keep me enclosed in.

However.

[the muse gives a soft sigh]

I do understand. Having an idiot for a brother can be frustrating. Please take caution in your revenge plans. Your tiara idea holds merit. I am not sure what you plan on accomplishing by taking the electricity away or disconnecting the battery, but if you believe they are worthy of comparison to me, perhaps you should listen to that more serious muse you play.

Eat and drink and perhaps give him a swift kick in the ass, but leave the deadly plots to me.

Comments

[starcraving]

Metaphorical prison? No, I'm pretty sure you're in real prison, buddy. Don't-drop-the-soap, cellmate-named-Butch-style prison. Unless you've Shawshank Redemption-ed yourself out, of course.

Also, "taking the electricity away or disconnecting the battery" - please tell me you're not talking about what I think you're talking about, because there is not enough bleach in the cosmos.

[erfingi]

[Loki rubs his temples briefly before answering] I am pretty sure you are attempting some form of badgering for my current imprisoned state. A little word of advice, if you want it to actually work, use references that are not limited to your puny mortal existence.

I have no idea what the rest of your drivel means. My mun would like to inform you that, and these are her words, she planned to turn-off the circuit breaker to her brother's room and disconnect the car battery. Why these things are some form of terrible revenge for the slight I do not fully comprehend.

[fotlenke]

Will you now be fashioning a tiara to your wardrobe, My Liesmith.

[olympic_lion]

Na na, I've not a doubt the Trickster's head accessories will show the same subtle taste and understated sophistication we've come to expect from him by now.

[So, great stonking big horns on EVERYTHING, only now they're electrified as well. Or perhaps just battery-powered? Maybe he added a little motor to make them start spinning.]

apropos of nothing, but I have a Thor who hasn't met a Herc yet, which is sad. So...

[hisbrotherskeeper]

Loki does have a taste for rich and exotic looks. To be fair to him, though, Asgard as a whole is much more...varied in terms of personal wardrobe than what I've seen on Earth.

Re: apropos of nothing, but I have a Thor who hasn't met a Herc yet, which is sad. So...

[fotlenke]

The Aesir so love their horrendous fashions, do they not?

Re: apropos of nothing, but I have a Thor who hasn't met a Herc yet, which is sad. So...

[olympic_lion]

Between Balder the Brave's wardrobe of horror and dear Thor running around in armored Thipples, I don't doubt but that you're right- but as none of them can properly pull off a kilt, we can but pity their lack of fashion sense, eh?

Not knowing Herc? Nobody should have to suffer that misfortune!

[olympic_lion]

Then I daresay you've been missing out on quite a bit of Earthly cultures, friend Thor. Though I'll admit Asgard's denizens have their own unique form of tackiness not found anywhere else in the cosmos. (Save mayhap Dr. Strange's house.)

mun nope.gif's at fashion

[erfingi]

Mortal fashion is a bit hum drum. I do believe they are attempting to go for understated in their daily lives. Or they are simply to poor and uncultured to appreciate what proper clothing and accessories can do for a person's standing.

[says he who wore a suit to meet with Thor when no one but Thor saw him]

[erfingi]

If I was going for understated I would leave off the crown. However, I only wear it when the situation calls for true formal attire.

[olympic_lion]

Which, in Lokispeak, means 'on the privy, in the shower, while I'm sleeping, and absolutely everywhere I think I can get away with it in public.'

[A cheerful smile for you.] Don't worry about it, lad; it's surprisingly common to run around like that.

[erfingi]

Not true. If I wore it in the shower I would be unable to wash my hair. [snarky joke]

Threadjacking like a boss.

[lieofasgard]

Though I'm not the one who wrote the original note, I think I can safely speak for any iteration of myself: no.

[also hercules omg shut up, you're not funny, go back to greece, no one likes you, etc etc]

Re: Threadjacking like a boss.

[fotlenke]

[ Sigyn turns her head, then swipes her hair and scoffs, nose to the sky like the proud little Vanir princess she is. ] Well of course you could not wear the jewels properly.

uh oh. one tag and she hit his sass button.

[lieofasgard]

[Loki arches an eyebrow, completely unimpressed. You are nothing special, little girl.] I'll leave it to the more experienced here, such as you, dear lady, to decorate themselves like whores with their paints and baubles.

she has that ability

[fotlenke]

[ She rolls her eyes, and waves her hand, as if Loki's a fly she's swatting away. ]

Little boys and their big words. [ Ha ha ha. She smirks. ]

[lieofasgard]

And which word was too large for you to understand, Lady? Please do let me know and I'll be certain to speak in monosyllables in the future so that you can follow along.

[fotlenke]

[ She arches a brow. ] Are you quite finished?

[lieofasgard]

Perhaps you shouldn't start games you have no hope of winning.

[fotlenke]

[ She doesn't spare a glance. ] Your reflection says the same.

this is either love or hate at first sight. Not sure which, really.

[lieofasgard]

Look at you, playing at wit. How precious.

i dunno

[fotlenke]

[ She looks over her shoulder at him, tired. ] You use this manner with all other persons, Loki. And as with all other persons, you will soon leave, and I shall remain myself.

[ She flicks her wrist. ]

Nothing shall change.

Dear Loki: icon keywords related.

[olympic_lion]

[erfingi]

Yes, I am in agreement with the assessment. I do believe we both have a perfectly serviceable symbol of our authority.

[erfingi]

I am not in need of a tiara, dear Sigyn. The ornament would be for my mun's dearest younger brother.

[fotlenke]

Oh? What preciousness does this little brother merit?

[erfingi]

Exile from the family home seems like an acceptable punishment.

[fotlenke]

Hmm. Must be an awful boy.

[erfingi]

He is quite spoiled.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[You had her at tiara.]

Okay pretty boy. Start talking. I wanna hear all about these plots you're cooking up.

[erfingi]

I am not cooking anything. It is my mun who has taken to plotting vengeance on her self-entitled brother.

[he pauses briefly]

If I was the one planning, there would be a lot more danger involved for the boy.

[paranormaldetective]

My mun wishes yours the best of luck. She has already figured that you took over her headspace.

Taking the battery out of the car would be a cruel trick to do. However, given the situation, why not just do that? It would teach him a lesson. Heck, shoving his stuff out and locking the door would be the next step. That could happen, just remember that there are consequences to everything.

[erfingi]

She is grateful for the well wishes.

She has been overruled by parental minds who give in to easily. So she festers her resentment and plans her cruelty. [he is almost proud]