Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

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[crownless]

Gay.

[what eloquence]

[alwayspenetrated]

In your dreams, douchebag! Heh, no, not even then!

[This is what's known as a defense mechanism!]

[crownless]

Uh huh. Even if I was into that shit? Like hell I'd wanna screw the likes of you.

[EVEN HE ISN'T THIS DEFENSIVE.]

[intotheinferno]

[He is just going to be over here smiling.]

It suits you.

[alwayspenetrated]

...I will shoot your fucking dick off.

[eternalcameo]

I dunno; there's a lot you can say about a guy who can take it as hard as he can dish it out. You wouldn't be as badass if you were a glass cannon.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He's not exactly sure if that was a compliment, but he's gonna' pretend it was!]

Oh, I can dish it out plenty hard, babe - trust me on that. [Wink.]

[And he's not just talking about combat...]

[daemon_militis]

You do seem to have a predisposition to getting impaled after all.

[Slooooooooooow page turn.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[Soooooo many Vergils! Dante doesn't know how he feels about this...especially when they're both ganging up on him.]

And you seem to have a predisposition for being an asshole!

[swordprincess]

Um...what exactly do you penetrate?

[Don't mind her; she's pretty ignorant about most common things that don't involve swords.]

[alwayspenetrated]

Oh, just defenses of various sorts, baby.

[He smiles and winks]

[patricided]

You're forgetting the time I shot you in the head.

Ladyyyyyyy!! <3 Soooo happy! Day=Made :)

[alwayspenetrated]

Oh I didn't forget! I never forget when a gorgeous woman works me over!

[I don't know if getting shot counts as 'being worked over' in this case Dante...]

[On a related note: He's never been happier to see Lady in his life!]

[derpir]

Your username is worse than mine....

*Don't mind Lance, he's just trying not to laugh.*

S-so, do you get penetrated in other ways too?

*...Lance, this isn't the best time to be gripped by courage...*

[alwayspenetrated]

I don't get penetrated you wimpy little bitch!

Don't mistake my mun's sense of humor for weakness on my end, because it'll be the biggest fuckin' mistake you'll ever make!!

Um...

[nevan]

Your screaming is actually penetrating my eardrums, so I guess you're right about you doing penetration.

It's not comfortable hanging on your back and listening to this. [A sigh.]

Re: OMG THIS IS AWESOME!! XD

[alwayspenetrated]

Who's screaming? Bitch, I'm a man! Men don't scream, they yell! I'm YELLING!

And I'm sorry if your majesty isn't comfortable, but that's what you get when you get your ass kicked!

[Dante that battle was more difficult than you're making it out to be...]

[sex_pistol]

[She just stares for a moment. Should she laugh? She wants too, very badly. But this guy is so hot...]

Fuckin' lucky you are hot as hell. I have a few choice comments that I will be keeping to myself.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He wants to be mad, but A. She just called him 'hot' and B. She wasn't half bad herself!]

[And when hot girls call you hot, you don't start arguing with them!]

Gee thanks babe, but I hope you don't keep everything to yourself...that'd be a waste of that rockin' bod of yours!

[...meet Dante, the master of subtlety.]

[hellspawnedhero]

*Looking up from a magazine with a raised eyebrow.*

Woah there! Keep actin' like that and people are gonna start thinkin' we've got something to be defensive about.

So what if we get stabbed every now and then? Just think about how badass it is when we keep goin' anyway.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He holds his hand up to argue, then pauses.]

Well, mother shit - you got a point! Never thought about that...

[He pauses before he starts laughing.]

It does look pretty damn manly when we keep walkin' gettin' up even when they try to knock us down!

[ponyrockin]

Dude. You're know they're pretty much doing this to mess with you, right? They're gonna keep laughing if you keep whining.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He knows this, he's just pissed off and doesn't want to admit it.]

I'm gonna' point this out right fuckin' now: I'm a man. Men don't whine. Therefore I am not whining.

[Yes you are. A lot.]

[hellboundslayer]

As eloquent and charming as ever...

[alwayspenetrated]

And I see you're puking up a thesaurus, as usual.