dear_mun | Entries tagged with obscure canon: web phenomena

I think I'm good just... staying right here, actually...

[ His split-color tail waves anxiously behind him, his shoulders curled in and fingers fidgeting at his chest. ]

Like... seriously, I don't even think there's anywhere you can even take me... it's okay. I'm good just... hanging out right here.

(( Is anyone looking for a sweet yet anxious monsterboy for your game? You can find some info about him in this post over here, if you aren't familiar with him.

He'd be a lot of fun to try out in a game, but I'm just not sure if any games out there are even accepting Dream SMP characters presently... let me know if yours is, please! ))

eyeopens

Come now; it was inevitable. We both saw this coming. Or ... ... Well. One of us did, anyway.

[ He makes a smug little sound. It matches the smug little smile on his face as he watches, unflinching, almost unblinking. ]

Now, then. Here's to another — fruitful endeavor. I've high expectations, so try not to disappoint. Oh, and — if you're taking suggestions, perhaps you'll find us someplace ripe with the esoteric? It wouldn't do to be disconnected for too long.

[ It wouldn't hurt to find himself a certain Archivist, either. ]

abraca_fuck_you

Sooo... This is a place, that's for sure. I mean, could use a few new decorations and some actually lively party people, you know what I'm saying?

Basically? This place? You? No good for Taako.

Tell ya what, though. You do your thing, I'll do mine, when the stars align and you actually get your shit in gear, then maybe we'll talk. 'Til then, at least get one of these other dusty folks in here to fetch me a mo-ji-to~♪

ill_doc

Strictly speaking it’s not my place to question this decision when you appear to be to mentally healthy. Nor am I qualified to pass judgment as your professor might if you continue putting off your school work.

[A weighty silence.]

But the health consequences such prolonged stress will bring do fall under my purview. Make sure to eat well during this time.

and 'picking up your second most obvious choice' just to be unpredictable is quite dishonest, isn't it?

danny_sexbang

So. It seems that you've read up on my Meteoric rise to fame. It shouldn't surprise you, or anyone else that we've finally getting the attention we so richly deserve. I mean, come on. Look at us. We're sexy and rad as fuck. The real travesty is that no one wrote about us sooner.

Oh, and our delicious new album Cool Patrol has spent nearly two whole months at #1 on the Billboard Comedy charts (why comedy? Maybe we need to rebrand. Seriously why is this on the comedy chart?), and also #2 on the Rock charts... for a little while anyway. That doesn't matter, because the whole world is getting a taste of our delicious grooves and our hot-as-fuck auditory pleasuring. That's right. We're making love to the ears of all the sexy ladies all across the world, and we're charting it. On Billboard.

That metaphor needs a little work, but we're still kicking ass.

Rock Fuck.

danny_sexbang

Well, hello there.

Looks like you've found yourself in the middle of the hottest of muses.

What's that? You think it's weird? Well, take a minute, relax, let Ninja Brian and I soothe your troubled mind with the sweetest of loves, make you forget all about those--

Oh. You say you're gay.

Well what the hell? What am I even doing here? Where's Ninja Brian?

Wait.

Even though Ninja Brian is my greatest and best friend in the universe, maybe him being gone means...

Oh. Oh yes.

There's so many women to romance and plow... with.. respect, of course. Certainly not with this... throbbing hard...

You know what? Maybe we should just move on. See if we can't find some attractive women to lay our hot, thick love into.

Wait, hold on, I see you hovering over that "log out" button. Ha. I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having respectful and honest conversations with women. I'm more than just my massive dick. Maybe if you'd have taken time to get to know me, you'd know that. Bet you feel bad about that now.

So, how about those ladies, hm?

umbrastaff

There's less family drama in good old Fantasy soap operas.

[AKA the IPRE family is falling apart and the only sane one (and how horrifying is that??) is tired.]

Maybe Barry can get his denim ass over here too so I don't have to be the adult? Because let me tell you, that shit gets old very quickly.

...or Skeletor, so Taako will at least smile a bit more.

tacosgay

Okay, look. I'll put up with a whole lot of things from you, because I kinda have to, but, like-- most of the time, I don't complain much. You wanna get me stuck in a shitty magical carnival of some sort, fine, that's cool, I'll deal with that. You wanna turn me into some kind of demon where I can't even use my spells, and that's... well, I'll be honest with you, I kind of hate that, but it's a little too late to change it now, so it's whatever. But I've got to draw a line in the sand somewhere, and I think you've just stumbled across exactly where that line's going to be.

( cut because it's about certain... bodily changes I'm considering )

eternalstockade

Well. I suppose this fixes the 'trapped and alone' problem.

deadly_belladonna

( Possible spoilers under here )

deadly_belladonna

( Spoilers under cut )

evilbetter

[A man reclining in a black chair in front of a desk suddenly appears!]

Dear...player, yeah I don't think this is going to work. You and me? Yeah not happening. I am a busy man and don't have the time to deal with any of this.

[He gestures around himself, then waits for a full ten minutes before signing and speaking up again, now somewhat agitated.] What, you're still here? Fine, we at Kakos Industries strive to think positively. Who knows, maybe we can help you do evil better.

[The strange man cleared his throat before waving his hand dismissively in the air.] If you'll excuse me now, I have another shareholders' broadcast to air.

anthony_dawnwalker

Ah, what manner of strangeness is this? You! Yes, Mundane was it!? Quite a clever name for one who has placed me under their control, making me their slave! Yet to do so means that you are no mere "mundane". But perhaps an agent for the EVIL, and HORIBBLE, DARK LORD! But know this, "Mundane". One day I shall break loose of your hold, and when that day happens you shall forever regret your decision for controlling my words and actions.

For I am USIDORE! Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas! The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

And there are yet still many other names that you do not yet know....

subparkour

Blizzard, you freaking hacks! Original character designs my superior spandex-covered ass!

( cut for mind-blowing photographic evidence of THE TRUTH )

sarcaskick

I mean, I don't know what you expected. It's a lot of trash talking. We were dealing with total chumps, what else would it be?

[ Not even gonna acknowledge the lines about your dad? ]

Woohoo, way to go, you predicted something completely and totally obvious. So, no. I'm not going to give him any more attention than he deserves. Let him rot.

furcenary

Noooo, kid, I get it. Furcenary. Mercenary, with fur. It's real clever, I promise you. Granted, half the universe has fur where I'm from, so it's really... not much of a unique trait, but. [ A lazy shrug. Whatever. ] Not about to get in a tizzy over it.

Let's just cut right to the chase, huh? Now I know it's... fun, I guess, to jump headfirst into something new, and exciting, and... all that. But you don't have a game plan. Now me, I don't necessarily mind putting my feet up for a bit, taking a rest, but...

[ A moment's pause, as it's hard to tell whether he's lost track of his own point or is just considering something new altogether. ]

You know what? Forget I said anything. Knock yourself out, kiddo.

neopoppins

[Well, she can't fault the mun for trying. Even if it was probably a really stupid decision on her part. It might be entertaining in the long run, and if it does go over well, then that could mean a much needed reunion with a certain crime boss.

So by all means, mun, go about trying. She might be pleasantly surprised, who knows.

She's kind of mad about the username though.]

deadly_belladonna

( MAJOR Spoilers under here )

terribull

Why am I not surprised that it's a human trying to drag me along with his pathetic whims? If you think for a moment that I'll simply accept this leash like a domesticated beast, then you'd best think again while you're still able.

You. Blake. Every last human that's trodden on my Faunus brethren. I'll show you all just how terrible I can really be.

boop_pancakes

WHEEEEEEE!

Shiny new account just for me!? This will be fun!

Took you long enough though! We both knew this was gonna happen sooner or later!

So what have I missed?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with obscure canon: web phenomena

wishing I could play him in a game (canon is the Dream SMP)

unfortunately, we're looking for a game. | canon is the magnus archives.

Hail and Well-met, my dudes. [x-post to d_p] [voicetesting]

Dragged back to dwrp by ridiculous rap bards. Doc don't preach these shades are gucci (Hypnosis Mic)

On a certain article in a certain mainstream publication (Canon? is Ninja Sex Party)

Voicetest (Canon? is Ninja Sex Party)

@ riverview | x-posted to dear_player

canon is the adventure zone. he's not happy with me.

Canon is The Adventure Zone

On RWBY Volume 4 Chapter 4 / Spoilers under!

On RWBY Volume 4 Chapter 1 / Spoilers under!

Canon is Kakos Industries

Because this is a thing.

a new and fresh perspective on overwatch, I'M CALLING YOU OUT BLIZZARD

on the volume 3 ost finally revealing the lyrics to his and emerald's freaking song

canon is a fox in space

Voice testing... kind of- can you voice test a mute? (Possible RWBY spoilers)

RWBY Volume 3 Finale Spoilers

voicetesting like woah; spoilers for rwby volume 3 chapter 11 probably in comments

Finally jumped on the bandwagon!

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