I thought you were busy chasing a snail

[roadblasted]

... We made a truce.
Ev'ryone calls him Theo and I don't squash him in'ta a puddle'a slimy disgustin' guts! ... And liquid nitrous, 'parently.

[Let me guess, you couldn't actually catch him, could you?]

... Can it.

Yeah I'm freakin' bored, nice'a ya ta'finally notice! Seriously, are ya screwin' with me here? The annoyin' triangle jerk and the kid with the stupid hair and the stupider accent get sent somewhere while I'm still stuck here doin' jack squat?!

[You're one to talk about "stupid accents", Mr. Runs-all-his-words-together and really says things like "gag me with a spoon" and "Pong dangit to heck" because of a programmed-in swear filter.]

I SAID CAN IT!

Just lemme get out and do SOMETHIN', alright?! I know ya got yer... Dragon Convention or whatever ya said it was comin' up so whatever, I can wait one more week I guess. But soon as it's over! I'll let ya pick, but yaknow 'case yer stuck on somethin' fer the GREATEST RACER EVER ta'do, an ACTUAL RACE might be nice...

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[rancis]

I don't think anyone can even understand what you're saying besides, I dunno...

[He's going to attempt his best high pitched sort of weh weh voice.]

You can't barter with anyone here. I thought you'd get that by now.

[roadblasted]

If ya can't understand yer just not listenin'!

[Grumble...]

Can't if I don't try.

[rancis]

No one's telling you to talk like the hot shot that you aren't.

[Really, now.]

Watch, you're going to end up on a boat or something.

[roadblasted]

Don't need anyone tellin' me, 'cause I'm a hotter shot than you'll ever hope ta'be, peanut bratter.

[He raises a brow at Rancis, though.]

... A boat? S'wrong with boats?

[Sure, they're not as cool as cars, but still. He wouldn't mind having a speedboat or something.]

[notaglitch]

Be happy your mun's at least thought 'bout ya. Mine hasn't dragged me out in who knows when. Startin' to get all dusty and gross up here.

[roadblasted]

Tch. Lemme guess, yer mun givin' yer roommates all the attention? Or 'least a few'a them that aren't you.

[notaglitch]

Mostly. Not like it matters. She'll come back t'me sometime. I might be twenty before she does, but she will.