XC premiere was fantastic y/y

[disembodies]

Did you expect anything less? Of course I'd be back on the job after all this time.

But let's not talk about Jack. Cooperation can be necessary in desperate times.

[ but trapped in a slinky inside of a puzzle box tho

did shadow replace you or something

and are you and jack destined to be a sitcom family duo forever ]

No comment.

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[evilmanagementmaterial]

Riiight. More like Chase wasn't going to open your box so you had yourself shipped back to me.

And why didn't you tell me that you could hold Shen Gong Wu inside that floating head of yours?! That could have been awesome to know back in the day.

...And couldn't you at least compliment me for moving out of my parents' house?

i can't stop laughing at the coil in a box thing though, omfg

[disembodies]

You expect too much of a spirit stuck in a box. [ she mutters ] Though at this point I wouldn't mind seeing how he likes being stuffed in a box.

[ A spirit stuck in a slinky in a box.

A SLINKY.

Well, you discover new things about yourself every day. It really would have been nice to know she had ghost telekinesis before, too. But plot. ]

Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. I was distracted by the fact that you didn't seem to anticipate the same outcome of opening a mystic puzzle box twice in your lifetime. [ WHAT ELSE WAS HE EXPECTING BESIDES GHOSTHAG ]

XD I couldn't either! It was just...XD Dojo's comment made it priceless~

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Hey! Last I checked, you were all solid and sucking up to Chase Young. Or trying to. You know, after he threw you to a T-Rex.

[He's just going to not mention he got the same treatment. Chase Young is his number one evil hero. ...Since Bean seems to have been written out of existence.]

By the way, can you stop flying through me? I really don't want to start smelling like ghosthag.

I kinda wish the continuity was clearer, tho. :V I'm going with vagueness for now

[disembodies]

Things have changed. [ It's been what? Months? Years? Plus mun is not taking canon-based judgement at this point. ] I didn't think it was possible, but he's somehow gotten as full of himself as you are. [ 'WAGERING HIS GOOD LOOKS' is he serious

She lets out a raspy laugh at that second comment, though. ]

One has to have persuasion tactics when intangible. [ 'Persuasion' meaning 'do this or I'll phase through your pineal gland again' ]

Timeskip. I'm guessing a few years thanks to some of the changes. Beyond that, idk.

[evilmanagementmaterial]

You're one to talk. 'Flawless physique?' You kidding?

...Though that was weird of him to say. I wish he had answered my emails.

[Fanboy to the end. At least some things don't change?]

Fine. Whatever. I guess that makes sense. Besides, it's like the good old days all over again. That's not a bad thing, right?

good enough for me, haha

[disembodies]

Considering your mother is the only other adult woman you seem to have spent extensive time with...I'm fairly sure your judgement is lacking. [ Ooooooh did you want ice for that burn. even though that's not really what he meant at all. ]

Objectively? ...maybe not. [ Though you'd be hard-pressed to get her to admit 'jack you are pathetic but you do not keep me on a leash therefore this is a slightly-improved situation' ]

[evilmanagementmaterial]

That is so not true and you know it! I've been around Kimiko, Katnappe, and other girls! And trust me, you are not the best looking.

[Top ten maybe. More like top five since he only really knows five girls.]

You need me and I need you. Either way, we're stuck with each other. Enough said.

[disembodies]

Little girls. Age twenty-five is your minimum.

[ sputtering now, complete with scowl ] I do not "need" you!

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Oh? What about you? Aren't you like ten millions years old? I think I see crows feet.

[He grins.]

You do need me. You need someone with hands who can actually stand working with you. With no one else in the evil community wanting to and Chase ditching you, I'm all you got!

[disembodies]

1,500. [ insert some joke about her name literally meaning crow in chinese ] I don't see you calling Chase an old man when we're the same age.

Telekinesis is an adequate replacement for hands. [ Except for when the plot says it's not. ]

[evilmanagementmaterial]

I don't know. I remember you saying you saw humans crawling out of the muck or something. And I wasn't kidding about the crows feet. You have some.

[He points at her face.]

You need a better moisturizer. And Telekinesis can't win you showdowns or you wouldn't come back to me via FedEx.

[disembodies]

Like you haven't done some exaggerated evil gloating before in your life.

[ HANDS FLYING UP TO HER FACE, THIS IS A TRAVESTY ] What? Where?

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Well evil gloating is a stable of being evil.

[Excuse Jack as he starts laughing.]

[disembodies]

[ STILL TOUCHING HER FACE ] This isn't a joke...!

[evilmanagementmaterial]

[His laughter dies down.]

Oh chill out. There are none. I lied~

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Okay, you're really setting off Toph's crazy sensors. ...Even more so than Azula... and that's saying something.]

...You're a special kind of crazy, aren't you?

[disembodies]

I don't believe I've ever been called 'crazy' before.

[ Evil, of course. Insane, no. ]

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

First time for everything, lady.

[Also creepy as Hell. Your voice is much too smooth...]

[judolette]

Times must be really desperate, then.