August is not his month.

[2cool4guardian]

You gave me a frostbite, made me watch Sandy get sick, cursed me with my human looks, haunted me with the ghost of a drown little girl and now- [This is one angry Jack frowning.]

You take a hiatus before the prank war starts?! [PRIORITIES]

What happened to all the "it'll get better, Jack!" and "I'll make it up to you, Jack!"? You promised me some fun, and now I won't even keep my promise to Alice. You wanna talk about rewards? I'll give you a reward: when Sandy learns how to use those plants like whips, you can be his practice target.

Now leave me alone. And take that stupid countdown-to-spring with you, too.

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hi bb :'3

[dragonconqueror]

Muns, right?

[August has so not been his month either.]

/clings to

[2cool4guardian]

No kidding.

[Hiccup, Jack would love to be happy to see you, but his mood is... complicated.]

Toothless wouldn't happen to like mun meat, would he?

/pets

[dragonconqueror]

Nah, he's on a fish only diet.

[S'cool, he's just gonna take a seat nearby.]

It gives him this nasty gas anyway.

/wags tail

[2cool4guardian]

[Ok, that makes him snort. It's a start?]

What about Norse gods? You like those, right? Think you and your lizard can catch one or two? I'll pay double if I don't have to see Odin's face ever again.

Oh hey long time no talk :B

[cancercarcino]

Don't tell me your mun's decided to be a pain in the nook too.

heeey good to see you again :D

[2cool4guardian]

What could've possibly given you that idea?

[Maybe he should've added to the post the fact Jade will probably send the dogs after him too.]

Yeah! :D How goes?

[cancercarcino]

Oh I don't know, maybe when you were busy complaining about how much of an intolerable douchenozzle they were being. Seemed pretty fucking obvious then, but what do I know?

Hello

[neverlied]

And some humans would say I'm cruel. By the way, the human who currently controls me sends greetings to your puppeteer.

hi! ...this is the part where I fail to recognize muns, isn't it

[2cool4guardian]

Most adults have a weird sense of fun. But kudos to you for making my mun for making my mun headesk at the lack of recognition. She sends greetings too anyway.

That's okay. New character.

[neverlied]

The human isn't surprised. She said yours would better recognize her if she played the small detective girl in blue that's here. There wouldn't be any intrigue without the confusion.

[madcuriosity]

We can still go to the zoo, Jack. I promise. I'll wait until you come back.

[2cool4guardian]

[He kneels in front of her, but not too close. He has his powers here so he's cold.]

You don't have to, you know. It's not your fault. I don't want you to stop having fun because I'm not there.

[madcuriosity]

Well, I won't, but I have just as much fun and more so when you are there. Perhaps just the two of us can go together. Since I'll have been there before, I can act as your guide.

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

... Huh. You know I can tell you're being a mite bit upset at things, and just out of curiosity: would an ever burning skull introducing himself be, you know, just about the worst thing one could add to what sounds like the worst day you've had in general?

[2cool4guardian]

[A step back, then a glare.] ...not the worst, but definitely not a fan either.

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

Ah. Very well then-

[And then, in a shower of light the skull grows... into a motor cycle..]

Let it never be said that I'm not adaptable to a number of different requirements!

[nukeoleptic]

Oh, good idea. The vine whips are fun.

[2cool4guardian]

[Unsure Jack is unsure. Jade said she would hold him to it after all.]

...wait, that's it? Not sending your dogs after me?

[nukeoleptic]

Why would I do that?

[ Eh. He wasn't doing it to be malicious. ]

[fireflyheir]

[he wants to know about the whole human look thing but wait there's something more important]

…she what. But- who does that!? Who passes up such a perfect opportunity?

[2cool4guardian]

I know, right?!

[Someone who understaaaaands. Come to him, John.]

And I was getting ready for it and everything! Do you have any idea how many cat pictures I took just to spam Jade's inbox?

[fireflyheir]

[he will always be there especially where pranks are concerned]

And it's just going to go to waste? [just going to shake his head slowly for a few moments] I think I can guess, but I could be wrong. [it's not like it'd take a lot, but on the other hand, there are just so many cat pictures around…]

Did you actually take them yourself?

Late what late

[morethanadream]

[Yeah, it's been a pretty crappy month, and next month is looking to be crappier. Sandy's tempted to volunteer his own mun for target practice too.

But let's not dwell on that! Instead, Sandy takes advantage of his normal dream-based power and forms dozens of sand people in full regalia, bowing to each other and beginning to dance soundlessly in perfect step with each other.

He glances at Jack with a smile and jerks his head towards the dancing sand people. You want to add some frost people to it too?]

i don't know that word

[2cool4guardian]

[He doesn't add more people to the sand dancers, but he blows a snowflake in their direction, which explodes above them and makes it snow in the little party.]

...why won't you come with me to see the elves?

[morethanadream]

[Sandy moves his arms and fingers like he's working the strings of multiple marionettes, allowing the sand people to pause in their dance long enough to reach up and touch the snowflakes softly falling on their heads and conjoined hands.

Outside of their party, new sand people begin to form. Sand people Jack may vaguely recognize--Ellie, the elder Alice Liddell, and many native children who were tormented by ghosts so recently. Sandy's staying around to keep an eye on them, and see to it that there's someone around just in case things go south in the city again. Which it seems like it will.

The non-dancers disappear, to be replaced with the image of Sandy's mun, who seems to be having a little too much fun with a knife she's playing with.

He pulls a face and looks to Jack, waving his hand so the sand!mun goes away. There's also the fact that his mun is just a sadist and seems to enjoy making him deal with bad things.]