dear_mun | Aug. 25th, 2013

Aug. 25th, 2013

I really think you oughta be tryin' t'get your ass back in gear, Mundane.
I mean, you wanna help get everyone ELSE t'do it too, I get it.
But really, not exactly helpin' your own situation there.
You're appin' people t'a small public game, and that's great.
But don't forget that we gotta game t'play here too.
So maybe one thing at a time?
Keep it in mind at least.

Oh and one more thing.
I know you want time t'go faster so you can have certain things happen faster, but you gotta be more patient.

singit

You're not really thinking about sending me anywhere, right? You don't even know what's going to happen! Plus I bet Cola wouldn't like it if I just left, anyway.

[ Kid, you did not just say that. Kid. You know the mun knows what you're up to. ]

Give me some time to think about it, yeah? There's something I need to do first.

youmayregretthat

You would seek to reunite me with my sister at the cost of my magic and on some ship that does not sail through waters with countless perils you've already sent others upon.

You must forgive me if I remain skeptical if I do not believe that to be your sole intention.

thalassophobia

I don't think you get to make fun of me for a thing like that on a day when your mom cooked your lunch, too.

[ He doesn't mind it, though, not at all. He's already decided his mun is harmless, and affectionate teasing is the worst he'll get from her. ]

Anyway, I'm sure lots of people at my school have moms who pack their lunches for them, yeah?

artem

[ Frowning. ]

Even my hair was wrong. I don't even want to get into the rest of it.

recoding

Tho, eheh, you're... you're looking at another game, are you? Don't get me wrong - I-I'm flattered! It's not every day you get to... g̪̳͈͉͎̳͍͔͓͖̬̋̽̆̑́͆̈͂̆̂͝ǫ̧̨̙̦̻̭̦͚̳̍͗̀͂̀̂̇̇͘̚͜͝ ̧̛̝̝͚͖̼̠͍̗̦̐̋̊͋̈́͆͗̌̚͝ͅẗ̢̨̡̺͍̜͎͇͙͉̝́̂̅͑͗̇̂̾̍͘͝ù̩͙̣̘̞͔̝̮͓̰̈́́̑̂̌̈́̏̋́͜͝r̢̰͙̺̗͍͖̙̰̟͚̎͗͋̍̿̄̈́̉̂͝͠b̡̘͙͚̝̞͕̰̪̜͓͒̏̍̓̀̐̑̽̄͘͝ǫ̡̧̝͔̞̘̙͎̮̭̾͑͑̊̿̉͛̚͝͝͝ game jump. Ith that the right term? Ehehah, I didn't think it ith, but it does get my point across.

_{[ he pauses for effect, giggling anxiously all the while. ]}

I mean, it'th been hard enough adjusting to the fact that I'm not in Sugar Rush any more, and now you're trying to throw me off onto thome- thome ship! In space, whatever that ith. And to make matters worse, you're trying to drag my thubjects along with me! Don't you think it'th punishment enough to ask them to carry on without me? It'th just the principal of the thing! You're asking them to continue on ath if nothing's happened, but you still want to scare the sugar out of them by thending them all into unknown territory! Well, I'm thorry, but I just- eheh - I won't stand for it!

We might be a great team together, but I won't budge on thith. It'th not ath though I need Wreck-it Ralph, of all people - sure, he hath a heart of gold, but he'th called Wreck-it for a reason.

Thith isn't thome thort of roll call, tho you need to just calm down.

withmyeyesclosed

You're late.

Still, thank you for the chance to be about. I will do my best in the tasks before me. Remember though, I am content with this timeline, and myself as I am now. My name is only a name.

Cobra Commander is not a giant snake.

number1112

I don't want any more facetwins. I have had enough trouble with Grindelwald.

boings

Ehhhh? Can Ami-chan really come out to play now? [ it's about damn time, mun. ] I'm so excited to get the chance to see everyone~! I hope they're all here, like Takasu-kun [ only ] and Yuusaku [ maybe ] and Kushieda-san [ pass ] and, yes, even Aisaka-san! [ barf ] I know Aisaka-san probably wouldn't want to see me since she's always so angry and violent... but I'm sure that's only because she doesn't really have many friends, so she's just not used to acting like a decent human being around people~!

[ she laughs lightly. ]

She just needs a lot of help, that's all. Of course Ami-chan will try and offer her own, but everyone's always telling Ami-chan that she tries too hard to help others all the time, so Ami-chan isn't sure she'll be able to do much good... Maybe Aisaka-san needs a little more!

[ delicately, she places a finger to her chin in thought. ]

Mmm mmm, that's right! Maybe Aisaka-san needs professional help~!

2narkdaddy

( Cut for quirk. )

fuuckmee

Not gay, just British, yeah, yeah. Old joke. And I'm not saying anything about Royal Navy boys but, come on, you gotta hand it to a guy who can put the queen in 'for Queen and country' at the drop of a hat like that. A-fuckin'-plus commitment.

badwolf

You're kidding me.

Actually joking. Because you can't really be serious. Daleks? They want to bring Daleks to Asgard? What the hell are they thinking?! An' don't even get me started on the uproar that's happening between the Doctors- you can't keep letting me in on that and then rub it in my face that I can't be there. Least I could do is separate them for ten minutes.

Get your own self sorted out quick, cause if this keeps up, Mum's gonna be proud of the genes she gave me.

shosa

Not only are you a normal, but I'm over fifty years older than you. How do you expect this so-called partnership to go, hm?

Separating me from PANDRA, by the way, was also a terrible idea in a string of terrible ideas you've had lately.

unnaturallygreen

You really are serious about this.

[...uh, yeah.

Elphaba lets out an exasperated sigh.] First the username--and don't think I don't see you still snickering about it--and now this. You're not much better than the Wizard, if you think kidnapping people and tossing them into these games just because you can is perfectly all right.

And no, asking for Glinda or Fiyero won't make me change my mind on this. I'm not going.

stehtvorgott

I would never wish that sort of hardship on anyone else. While pain helps us grow, there are only so many things that someone should have to endure in one lifetime- let alone a countless amount.

But we only learn and improve through endless practice. And the hard work can make the good ending that much sweeter once we reach it.

treasurephilia

It literally took you a whole year to decide to do something with me? And when you finally do, I have the good ol' amnesia.

Sheesh. I would rather be hanging off the edge of the Himalayas. Or, you know, sitting here while you scan crumbling Revolutionary War documents. Remember that?

spaceheart

Mundane, I understand that you enjoy taking on new muses. Truly, I do, but how long has it been since you last watched Gundam Wing? Last read it? You're out of practice, mun, and I don't want you to feel hesitant about these things.

Perhaps it would be wise if you revised the canon before dropping in and doing this -- before finding me a 'home'.

No? Are you sure?

[ he looks a bit worried, and hesitant about that worrying, too. honestly, he has no hope for this. ]

Well.. Good luck to you then, I suppose..

ladyfascination

AWOOO! Kuradoberi Jam has arrived!

... Or at least it seems appropriate to say something like that, right? Ugh, it feels so weird going to a place where I won't be dragged into any chaotic insanity like time slips, creepy scientists, or people burning my restaurant down... I guess I'll kind of miss the excitement, though.

Oh well! I hear it's pretty easy to establish a business there! I won't need to go to loan sharks or bounty hunt or anything! And I hope there are a lot of cute boys to work for me~...

Anyways, you've got a deal, mun! Jam Kuradoberi is at your service!

... I mean, assuming you even go through with this. Right. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

lager

Let's just get one little itty bitty thing straight, shall we?

There is only one Gary King. And you really ought to see things more than once before you dive head straight on into something like this, yeah?

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. Just drink more! S' a great fucking idea. Just no games with robots. Er. Uh. Blanks. Right. And go see the movie again.

thewayshifter

Put on the kafe and write, then, if you can't find someone to write with you. It's easy, innit? Me and Kieron, our own universe, no waiting save for your brain to catch up to the action. Easy. Or, if that don't strike your fancy in the pants, go fill up that drabble-tag thing you went and made art for an hour or so ago, or go out and proactive. If you'd rather not bother with me, there's a man with a blue box and a sonic screwdriver or even that woman with all those guns what keeps stomping around about 'metal motherfuckers'. I'll stay over here, thank-you muchly. I think she's a bit mental and I'd like her to stop lighting up them cigarettes in my face. Also? You tell her to put down the grenades afore she blows us all up.

( options & cut for mention of nudity )

quintuscursor

( Cut for S2M27 spoilers. )

trahirai

I never expected or asked for happy endings. Didn't request a special mage friend. What I am asking is that this train doesn't wreck before I do whatever needs to be done.

Whatever happens after that — well. Not much to do with me, is it? Let the world end however it will. Let it run down on its shitty little springs. I'll be sure to shed a tear if I'm not already dead.

blue_distance

First Nagisa, now me? ... Go play with him. I'm not your toy, and I don't need you. Leave.

You're still here? ... I'm not going to the Pocket Monster place. Take Nagisa. [He'd like the ghosts and bugs and new friends-- he'd be happy there. Happier than himself, Haru is sure. Damn mun for thinking Nagisa is 'more endearing and fun' while Haru himself is 'more interesting and has an unusual worldviiew'.]

No. I'm not training monsters for the Pokeathelon. I only swim free, and I don't teach.

g_money

May I inquire as to what your purpose is in all of this? While of course I wish to, NEED to reconcile with my idiotic boy, was this the BEST of ways to go about it?

...REALLY, Madame?

Well. I hope you know what you are doing then. I don't suppose it IS too late to learn this "internet" if it will help me meeting that goal.

[There are also women, Grandpa Gilly. Really. Whoever teaches him what ASL means is in trouble though...]

Current Mood: confused

notagoodperson

Take it as a sign and give up. The less I have to do with any of them, the better off we'll all be.

Besides, I'd rather be where I am now than anywhere you could put me.

[ooc: consider spoilers in comments to be inevitable. /kanyeshrug]

penguinking

Whaaat? You don't know what to do with me, but you still gave it a shot.

It's okay, you'll find more people to play with us!

Watching movies with Mako-chan is pretty fun. Waking up in a car trunk in just my underwear isn't all that fun, though, but still!

Who do you think we can find here? Maybe Rei-chan? Or maybe people from other stories? Or maybe even monsters!

coldiceflower

"I want cast mates?"

....sure, I don't mind. I just don't want Heike around, ever. He can rot in hell, as long as I get to kill him.

"If I only knew" what?

Fine, don't tell me then. I'll find out sooner or later.

Now, arrange that fight you promised me.

hischair

( cut for possible comic spoilers )

spirante

Well, this is just flattering, really. I was beginning to think you'd forgotten about me. This is really-- It's unexpected. Each time you pick me up again, I evolve in ways I didn't think I ever could. I'm sure mother would be proud, if not a little skeptical of who I fell in love with...

But she would have come 'round eventually. I know she would.

Thank you,

Rhi

badluckhealer

...........

I do not know where you are getting this idea that we are - u-um - a-a couple! Or will be! This is completely without basis and illogical and it is not going to happen! The fact that both you and the other mun - um - it's still not going to happen!

Please stop making those high-pitched noises...! The "tell only the truth" event is bad enough without you being - well - d-doing whatever it is you are doing!

I feel like my face is about to burn up...

antiboredom

Oh, are you finally acknowledging I'm here? How wonderful. A mix of boredom and renewed interest in me probably isn't enough to hold your attention forever but I'm never one to waste an opportunity. So do try to keep up, I'm not in the mood to repeat myself.

Find me something to do. Find me a case. My mind is slowly lapsing into a lethargic state and you have no idea what the ramifications could be. I can't function in stagnation and you should really know that by now.

elfiehopkins

I don't even know what you think you're doing bringing me to this place. I guess anywhere's better than that shit hole of a town now...but you know Parker will just miss me if I'm gone for too long, you know what he's like. Pathetic I know but whatever.

[Elfie is just going to take a spliff out, light it and stick it in her mouth. Next come the binoculars. You've got a 'detective' looking at you now.]

Now that I'm here, may as well take a look around.

interpreting

What were you expecting? A congratulations, a pat on the back?

You've made it this far, sure, but — if you think that this is it, you're mistaken. Why? There's a simple answer. In case you weren't aware, — which, something tells me you very much are; how many times did that make? Three? — I wasn't exactly made to sit on the sidelines. What I do — what we do — doesn't come without its price. That price, in your case, just so happens to be both time and focus.

You're panicking. It's too soon for panicking. After all, what's an act like ours without a little faith? What this is, essentially, is my extending trust. Give me a chance. [ He holds up a single, thin finger, accentuating his point. ] One chance, not two.

Allow me to show you what life is like from my point of view. Live a little dangerously. Pick a card. Turn a phrase. Flip a coin. If you stick with me, I can promise you won't be bored. Boredom is for the boring. And me? I'm a magician.

I don't know the meaning of the word.

overprotectivehunter

I know you're disappointed that your favorite scene from the book wasn't in the movie ~~or your favorite from the extras since it's my favorite too~~ but it wouldn't have made sense in the movie.

At least it made you like all of us more. And you're right, the Institute looked better than you imagined.

Maybe now that you weren't disappointed by the movie, you can start being hopeful over the last book we're waiting for.

playerseye

A place with lots and lots of pretty young women to work my charms on.... What an open market for me. I bet I'll find Pegasus here in no time for Lady Zircona. And even if I don't, I can still have plenty of fun here. Just wait ladies, you'll all be falling over for me very soo-

What do you mean I'll just fail miserably like in the past? I did not! It's not my fault that too many of the women I target can't appreciated my beauty, thus force me to lose my temper and get aggressive in my methods! I mean I charmed my way into your heart, oh lovey Miss Mundane. So I know I'm not a failure in the art of seduction! Just you watch! I'll be winning hearts and Dream Mirrors left and right! And this time, none of those Sailor Pumpkins will be there to spoil it!

[Yeah about that, Tiger's-Eye...]

chosen1

You worry too much, mun! Why not just give this a shot and see where it leads? The place you're talking about sounds interesting, and from what you're telling me, there are plenty of other Cybertronians already there. The only problem will be that they can't match my style.

The only mistake you made is missing applications this time around, so we're going to have to wait another month. It's gonna get pretty dull with nothing to do for that long...

sinsandchaos

I'm not interested.

{Care to expand on that thought, Vincent?}

Gaia is enough for me. What would they do without me?

{That was almost funny. Wow.}

I didn't mean for it to be.

semifreakingnormal

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

pure_as_snow

I don't know what to say, Miss Mun. But the place your planning on sending me...doesn't seem very nice. While it is true that positive change can come from negative actions, I can see no good coming of the experiments taking place in that tower. I may only be a homunculus created in the image of a woman, but I will do my best to help these people not matter what. I think it is what Kiritsugu, and any good person, would do.

Anything else on my mind? No, not really. Though It will be nice to see Saber again and the other servants seem like nice people as well, so I imagine I will be fine.

fastestkidalive

All this stuff you have to get done and you'd rather hang out with me? Aw mun, I'm touched.

Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to get your work finished. I don't need a game or anything. Gimme some space around here for a bit and I'll be just fine. I'll be here and gone in a flash! [Oh haha.]

Want any snacks? Drinks? I could pick something up from Japan or Turkey if you're craving anything. Smoothies? I could go for a good sub myself-- I'm running a bit low on fuel here.

Macaroons for dessert, maybe?

cantbewalled

What the hell have you been doing? The book may talk about my amazing history and how much ass I kicked back when Old Fritz was around, but it can't possibly be better than the real thing. You're getting fifth hand information and depriving yourself of knowledge from the source! That's like asking England to teach you French cuisine! [He's pleased with the interest, but come on! It's like a backhanded compliment to not even bother to come to him first.]

And it's a book about me, so why the hell do you keep going back to read the chapters about Brandenburg? You've never even met him. [He's not pouting, obviously not. This is all kinds of wrong. His mun, his history, attention should be on him!] If you're going to read it, get to the good parts like how I beat Austria's face into the dirt three wars in a row.

[Not listening? Fine, a different tactic. He's not an ace strategist for nothing.]

I know I'm so amazing you can't tear yourself away from knowing all about me, but it doesn't give you the right to slack off everywhere else. I don't put up with lazy procrastinating bums. [Unless it's himself when he wants to. Shut up, it's not the same thing.] So let's get back to all those people who are dying for my attention--even if they should be happy to be hanging on my last words, it's too cruel to make them wait like that. We need to finish my little chick's hat for the Back-bal-naval thing anyway.

flyfreemockingjay

...Taking a chance with me, aren't you?

[Except Katniss really isn't a far cry from the mun's usual muses.]

Well.

Whatever you have to throw at me, I'm ready.

unvincible_sic

So. Organic.

[There is nothing in the known universe that will get Whirl to call his mun anything else. Nothing.]

Got to say, you have good taste in 'Bots. I mean you have me around now. [he clicks his claws together.]

That and you're smart enough to make sure I have a proper username. Now don't stop being smart by sending me to some place where I'll have to be... organic. The other place is alright, not enough 'Cons to shoot up but at least Brainstorm and Chromedome are there.

[So Whirl can pester Brainstorm about weapons, of course.

And possibly scare some humans, yanno.]

I think we have issues.

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