Turbo [1987] (
roadblasted) wrote in
dear_mun2013-08-26 02:14 am
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I thought you were busy chasing a snail
... We made a truce.
Ev'ryone calls him Theo and I don't squash him in'ta a puddle'a slimy disgustin' guts! ... And liquid nitrous, 'parently.
[Let me guess, you couldn't actually catch him, could you?]
... Can it.
Yeah I'm freakin' bored, nice'a ya ta'finally notice! Seriously, are ya screwin' with me here? The annoyin' triangle jerk and the kid with the stupid hair and the stupider accent get sent somewhere while I'm still stuck here doin' jack squat?!
[You're one to talk about "stupid accents", Mr. Runs-all-his-words-together and really says things like "gag me with a spoon" and "Pong dangit to heck" because of a programmed-in swear filter.]
I SAID CAN IT!
Just lemme get out and do SOMETHIN', alright?! I know ya got yer... Dragon Convention or whatever ya said it was comin' up so whatever, I can wait one more week I guess. But soon as it's over! I'll let ya pick, but yaknow 'case yer stuck on somethin' fer the GREATEST RACER EVER ta'do, an ACTUAL RACE might be nice...
Ev'ryone calls him Theo and I don't squash him in'ta a puddle'a slimy disgustin' guts! ... And liquid nitrous, 'parently.
[Let me guess, you couldn't actually catch him, could you?]
... Can it.
Yeah I'm freakin' bored, nice'a ya ta'finally notice! Seriously, are ya screwin' with me here? The annoyin' triangle jerk and the kid with the stupid hair and the stupider accent get sent somewhere while I'm still stuck here doin' jack squat?!
[You're one to talk about "stupid accents", Mr. Runs-all-his-words-together and really says things like "gag me with a spoon" and "Pong dangit to heck" because of a programmed-in swear filter.]
I SAID CAN IT!
Just lemme get out and do SOMETHIN', alright?! I know ya got yer... Dragon Convention or whatever ya said it was comin' up so whatever, I can wait one more week I guess. But soon as it's over! I'll let ya pick, but yaknow 'case yer stuck on somethin' fer the GREATEST RACER EVER ta'do, an ACTUAL RACE might be nice...
