dear_mun | Mar. 16th, 2013

Mar. 16th, 2013

I'm not sure how to feel about this. "Find them all"? Sounds a bit Danny Phantom to me. Honestly I didn't even realize Ghosts could be reincarnated.

[You're not funny]

You just don't get my humor. Margo would have laughed for days.

[I doubt that.]

Fine. Suit yourself. I wouldn't swap anything out though. Her hair's too light.

[still not funny]

Oh whatever!

lyingliarwholies

D-Don't you think that username is a little.. ehehe...

Immature?

[Yeah, immature works right?

Actually it's making him feel like the scum of the universe.]

Anyway, thanks for, uh, picking me up? From what I can tell, it's going to be pretty interesting! And you even have a game picked out for me! You sure have everything planned out, don't you mun? I don't mind that much I guess, though I'd prefer to be on the Lost Light.

[With his friends.]

I hope things work out for both of us.

inursatellites

SOUNDWAVE: DOES NOT REQUIRE PLACEMENT IN LOCATION DESIGNATED "GAME". USER:: MUNDANE WILL: DESIST IN ATTEMPTS TO FIND SUITABLE HABITATION. SOUNDWAVE: WILL NOT BE DETERRED FROM ORIGINAL PURPOSE. SERVICE TO LORD MEGATRON SUPERSEDES MUNDANE DESIRES. SOUNDWAVE: WILL REMAIN LOYAL UNTO DEATH.There is no leadership but mine.

methodologicalanalyst

( Cut for vertical length. )

shutupfrank

This sex island shit? You really need some better ideas. Not that I'm some fucking prude or something, but let's think about this. No family. No friends.

Well, no Frank, either. That could be a small plus.

I'm just gonna wait for you to get bored again and forget me.

progressiverock

It's great that you want to play me, Mundane, but... when is this cycle going to end? Doppler was just being controlled by Sigma, and because of me... because of him... he's gone.

How many more innocent people have to die?

ex_enraging628

I see you've made no further progress on that submission. If all your ventures end so poorly formed, I have nothing with which to concern myself.

Much as I would have enjoyed being forced into that organic suit, made to play your little domestic games... Hm. But I would have thought you'd be eager to see me tormented.

So is it sloth, or fear of failure, that stays your hand?

irma_boissy

Cherie:

Oe thing I must admit: You are insistent beyond belief.
But the story you plan for me is... Yes, reasonable. And OUI, even <I>that part</I>. Would explain well why I declared him "impossible". In everything, not only looks.

After all, I'm not as shallow as Monsieur would paint me to be.
Un bisou

Irma Boissy

notaperson

I don't care if you've decided to keep my memories of whatever I did on 231-7's containment project repressed; I do memory wipes often enough to receive one, after all. Reviving me is an ill-advised idea at best. It's doubtful you could find a game that would take me given the twisted pretzel passing as my backstory. Then there's the matter Asgard. As much as I would just love being trapped in an opulent realm far from my chosen job and priorities, the fact of the matter is Earth needs me rather desperately at this point. We are continually on the brink of an end of the world scenario of varying degrees. That means my presence is absolutely mandatory. If I'm here it's probable I'll run into my family who will doubtless blather on about the throne for a bit.

This is without mentioning games almost never take canon OCs, let alone dual canon OCs. Instead I'll ask you one question: how am I going to get my Naltrexone if I'm on another world altogether? We both know what happens when I'm not medicated. I begin to act like - like if Uncle Loki was in any way a subtle person with a sense of timing. I was going to say 'like Loki' but I can't recall wearing anything nearly so stupid, and this is coming from a man who babysat 1867 for a while.

Speaking of which, let me make a pre-emptive rule you cannot use my place of work as an excuse to let 096 loose. It would not be funny. Trust me.

Current Mood: ...are you serious?

calledit

Sure, what's one more to an already overflowing congregation? I won't complain. Gods know I'd rather be here than in those "memes" everyone else has had to suffer.

Just... do us all an act of kindness and try not to go mad with power, alright? Those types and I have historically never fared well in close proximity.

wing_of_night

Okay, seriously? You're trying to paint a bloodthirsty, murderous, drug-pushing, sociopath as some kind of hero? It's bad enough that this Stillwater place is worse than either Gotham or Bludhaven, without you trying to make me sympathize with this psychopath.

Just leave me out of it.

ex_protegere334

I've never been an honorary Guardian before. But Jack seems really nice! It's been fun talking to him, I hope we can meet in person soon. I know Asbel and Hubert are there with me, but...what about the others? I don't want them sad because they miss Cheria and Pascal. And Richard and the Captain. They should come too, then we can all play and make these....pillow forts together. And Pascal can help me fly, like Jack can.

here_comes_justice

Seriously mun? We're back to square one again because you decided to delete that when I suggested you save it just in case this happened.

If you're planning on following through this time and we're writing from scratch all over again, we might want to reconsider the original loss idea. (I would rather be useful than...you know...)

blundergirl

You know I'm usually a really good sport about your ideas, and I love a challenge almost any other time, but this is NOT one of those times. That idea is so totally not okay for so many reasons. And listen up, because this is the only time I'm gonna ask this.

Cut me a break, will you?

flashtastic

( Read more... )

111

So... Now what?

I mean why?

At least, it's not 1947...

lovethyfather

I told you~

sciencewhizard

( Read more... )

agent_west

...what's a dragon? Better yet, why would you put me somewhere so... so... old-styled? [That's the politest he can put it.] I mean, it sounds like one of those novels Agent Qiell would read. I know part of having a muse from the future is to get some 'fish out of water' mileage from it, but what about the spaceship thing you were looking at? Or the turtle? Why the sudden interest in 'dragons'?

Also, I'm not liking the 'rescued by a dragon' entrance to the game. I'm not leaving my fellow Agents behind so I can go ride on - a reptile? A reptile. While we're in the middle of a mission. That's the kind of thing that I just can't do. No. Just, no.

Current Mood: contemplative

roadblasted

Three-hundred, babe.

Three. Freakin'. Hundred.

Ya say yer not gonna spend another dime on me?
We'll see how long that lasts.

sadandsingle

Well, at least this 'let's rewatch Torchwood' plan is different from your usual 'let's make Tosh's life miserable' tactics. I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop going on and on about your feelings, though. It's a little embarrassing, to be honest.

I know this isn't really a change or anything, I just thought it might be worth mentioning.

...not that you ever listen to what I have to say, but God knows I'm used to that. Go on, then, just keep doing your thing. Though a little less flailing would be appreciated.

the_engaged

You already filled out the application? Wow, you work fast, Mun. Just promise you won't get discouraged this time, okay?

I could've sworn you wanted to try Anthy instead of me...

proficience

[He stands straight and adjusts his glasses before speaking:]

I will only say this once:

I have no interest in whatever inane plans you have for me, and I refuse to allow you to go through with them.

[He sighs, shrugs a little, and then continues:]

For one thing, you are not finished with the game I am from. In fact, you have [Adjusting glasses again] 37.8% of it completed. [Did he totally just pull that percentage out of nowhere? Really?]

For another, and this one is even more glaring than the first --

You have two others in games here anyway, and I do believe that you have some very important schoolwork to be working on, so you have no time to do anything with me here.

[With that, he turns around and crosses his arms.]

beautifulmanfish

[Sudden gust of wind and dramatic guitar cord.]

Fate! She is cruel! At last I regain my freedom, only to be once again... ENSNARED!!

[Another dramatic cord.]

Por favor! Must my pleas fall on deaf ears? Must I forever be confined to tiny pools? [Wind abruptly stops blowing.] ...not to, like, insult the size of your mind or anything.

snowymischief

I'm very proud of you for buying the movie so quickly, good job on that. And if you're so bored now, try watching it again.

[He holds up his hand, pausing anyone (?) from speaking.] But on to other things! Bunny never did apologize for rubbing in that kids don't believe in me, and being overall difficult most of the time. I take apologies in chocolate, Bunny!

And turn up the AC, it's an oven here. No more "vacations" in hot places.

looksfine

( We could've had it aaaaaall... )

((ooc: Obviously, SPOILERS abound.))

tinyeasterkangaroo

“Dear mun?” Really? Dear. Oh, [Though is eyes are squinted and mouth curled to a half-grin, the laughter leaving the tiny bun is hardly cute or sincere.] I got some dear words for you, love.

( Crikee! )

swaggerelf

You are to immediately cease calling my elk the 'swag stag'. He is a great and majestic creature. It is one thing for you to make merry jest of the name you chose for me, but to insult my elk will not be tolerated.

I would also prefer if you stop asking questions about what happened to my wife, the queen. You seem to imply I raised Legolas all on my own, but that is not true. There were nurse maids and plenty of servants to help ease the burden.

alwayskidnapped

Have you not done enough to me? First you had me running for my life from zombies. Then you allowed them to not only experiment on me, but turn me into a vampire whenever I am triggered, which seems to be a lot. Now you will me to stalk a Hellhound. Have you lost your mind? Do you realize just what that creature will do to me if it feels the need to attack? Part vampire or not, I do not feel the need to be ripped apart by that thing!

[ Annette's small hands fly to her hips, her frown deepening. ]

Furthermore, stop attempting to coax Richter's mun into letting him join me... or anyone, for that matter. Richter would certainly not take to my new... abilities, not to mention he, nor anyone else, deserves to suffer along side me. Not to mention I would rather not risk having my own husband hunt me down, thank you.

scrabbletilemug

I really wish you would stop letting Thelma ruffle my hair. I'm sure she's lovely, but I can't see her, and that's both distressing and incredibly distracting.

I also don't think that a kidnapping meme is really the best place to start getting me out there, do you?

garlond

Let me get this right.

You birth me out of being enabled and expect me to go along with being picked up by a dragon while, by the way, some Eikon "god" of all of the dragons is currently razing the Eorzean alliance, all of the Grand Companies, and the entirety of the VIIth Legion and their entire Magitek fleet as if it's as simple as taking a-

[Hands, meet temples. Rubrub, rubrub. Better? Hell no.
WHAT IS THIS, MUN.]

I tell you this. You've got the rights to where I go or I don't go, but for the love of the seven- or twelve- or whatever they want to believe in; I'm an engineer. That's it. I know Magitek, I know Ceruleum. Airship engines, most engines, weaponry. I don't know about Eikons or nature or dragons or whatever Hell you have planned for me. It's not happening. Find someone else. If I don't get instantly cremated out there like everyone else, I've got work to do so leave me to it, woman.

daegesege

Me? Really? It's been so long...

Thank you, mun, I guess. For this chance. The thought that there's someone who has been waiting to meet me for all their life... It's...

[a small, shy smile] ... nice.

I feel bad for keeping them waiting, though. Don't let me forget to thank them. I don't know how long they'll have been waiting, really, but... It was important for me to take care of what I had to do. But, with all of that out of the way...

[her smile grows] I don't think I'll say no to a new adventure. Especially if I'll get to see some old friends of mine. I know, it isn't a guarantee, and I don't want them to come if they don't want to, but -- If they do, I'll be happy to see them again. That's okay, right?

mayorguyliner

What did that bastard do to my city?

battlecrow

So, you wish to play with me? I'm certain I don't need to remind you that I don't enjoy games. So, whatever your'e calling yourself, feel free to turn around and leave me alone. T'would not be an insult if you did.

sinofthefather

He's alive?

[A slow and evil smile curled her lips.]

Then I get to kill him again.

eyes_are_uphere

You know what I would really enjoy, mun?

Really.

Would.

Enjoy?

If you'd stop finding it absolutely hilarious to name my team after people I know. It's not cute or funny and it makes things ridiculously... awkward if they happen to be in the same egg groups. ~~Really, did you even think to check Nidorina and Deerling's genders and egg groups? Honestly.~~

Though fine I guess the Vulpix does act like grandfather, the little poison creature is like Shizune, and I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt about the little deerling since who wouldn't name one after one of the Nara? But can that be the end of it?

...

No?

Didn't think so, but it was worth a try.

~~It still isn't funny how you named one Dan.~~

atinyhand

Mun, why are you crying?

It ended good, didn't it?

selfconfessednutter

I hit the sack I been too long I'm glad to be back

I m-mean.

H-hi, Mun, nice to be back but, erm, are you s-sure about s-some of the things you're planning on doing? O-only, well, I k-kind of like not being that m-mess I was.

... Well, okay, if you're s-sure.

illbeyourdentist

Tootholomew, huh? It's... hm.

It sounds a little stuffy, if you ask me. Sure, I'm a king, but that's not all I am. Just calling me Tooth is fine.

arcofiron

I guess it is true. Party too hard and you burn out.
Learnt your lesson now Mun?

nocturnalavenger

I just don't know if you have it in you anymore, mun. Do you really think you can take me on now? I know you are in love with the preview for next week's episode, but that doesn't mean anything in the long run.

[Dramatic pause!]

If you do it for anything, do it for my MIA bow ties, and the gel. Do it for the gel.

munchyandcrunchy

Sad Mistress,

You shouldn't watch such sad sad things. You should watch happy things! Gurgi knows a film! Gurgi knows a really good film! A film about a really pretty princess....and uh.....uh.......

BLUE! The really pretty princess was wearing blue. And she could swim!

Or was that? Oh...uh oh....I messed up.

-Gurgi

darkice

Let's...just get one thing straight, okay? Just one.

I don't go out of my way to kick puppies or anything messed up like that. I just wanted a friend. Someone who didn't treat me like dirt, who was there, who believed I was real and was honest about it. Not just because the Man In the Moon told them to.

I know, mun. There's crazy mes who went with Pitch and ended up way worse than him. Just...don't fall into that trap, okay?

notsosubtle

Di-Wonder Woman always used to tell me something like this was part of being on a team like mine, but...it doesn't make things any easier.

reluctant_gargoyle

So you're found an AU friendly game, mun?

...And you're sending me.

Without any of the others. Of course.

Do I get a say in this? Because, yes, I'd be thrilled to be played again... But I do not need additional craziness in my life.

2cool4guardian

Fall hasn't even arrived yet and you're already complaining about the cold? It's official, you're not worthy of me. And another thing, mun: as much as I like nicknames, calling Sandy "Mermaid Pimp"? Not funny. I didn't need that mental image.

Let's go back to the game now. You promised me some fun for Saint Patrick's Day. [Jack grins behind his green scarf and rubs his thumb and fingers together.] How much pinching do you think an alien can take?

ex_windycity616

Cut it out.

We're not doing anything like that. Just get some better icons and do the post the right way!

Quit getting distracted. Hey. Are you listening?

itsdark

(Image used to depict character is actually of Some,

i_id 's character of the same species)

There's what looks to be a very agitated monster, pacing and wringing their hands worriedly.

"Why do I have to leave the caves!? Why do I have to leave my family? I'm to be married soon!" She protests.

"I don't want to be among humans. There are too many there to eat."

biestly

Oh, look at you. You're adorable. Yes, Sean's siding up with Nick, turning his back on the winning side, blah blah. That's old news. If you're trying to catch me off guard, you're not doing a very good job of it.

You've got your work and I've got mine. I hope we're clear on where the boundaries lie. So, I'll be here, kicking my feet up, and... enjoying the scenery.

undesirably

You know you don't have time for this! You know you'd have to read the books again, see if you even have a "voice" for me. I know you'd like one, though why I'll never know...

Of course I'd want to be with Ron, Hermione and Luna, help them fight the war. I wouldn't be able to use magic though, would I? I wouldn't be the Chosen One... That sounds rather nice, actually. Not the war part, or the no magic part. I'm not insane.

Look, it's just not going to happen, all right? You can barely handle that bloke that sort of looks like Cedric but isn't. And I've got a lot more baggage than him. At least three books worth.

They'll carry on without me. I mean, if Malfoy's been round that long on his own, it can't be that difficult to survive there.

pearlygates

[ She's got an eyebrow raised and her lips pressed together a little, half appraising and entirely amused. Then: ]

Look, Sweetie, I'm- flattered that you want to spend more time with me. [ Angela's choosing her words carefully, but she's also exceptionally good at carefully choosing words on the fly, so there's not much hesitation in her tone. ]

But I don't think now-- [ She lifts her hands palms-down, a 'right here' sort of gesture. ] --is a great time for either of us. Honey, you've got fifteen days until you're moving to the other end of the country. You've got boxes in the hall, and I-... Well, let's not get started on me, here.

[ A pause, and then she lets out a sigh, her shoulders falling a little with resignation. ]

Alright! You win. But please, if you have any mercy left after all of your- terrible, gruesome, fictional maiming sessions--which, by the way, I'm clinging to a little peace of mind and pretending those don't actually happen--just... do me a favor, okay? Take me from after that celibacy kick. There are certain circles of hell I'd rather not be in while you're dragging me through... y'know, other circles of hell.

rustypistons

( with spoilers to boot )

grabbedmytoothbrush

( ME3 + all dlc spoilers (including the citadel dlc) a possibility! )

asgardian_prince

It took you a year to finally give me a voice, and you expect me to trust that you will put me to good use? If I am to be created only to be banished to the recesses of your mind I can assure you that is a slight I will not take lightly.

Think hard, dear mun, and perhaps a rewatch of the theatrical version of my story will help. It will at least remind you why I would not appreciate banishment.

sixtypercent

I'm not really a fan of vintage. Pass.

stealstheshow

Oh my! I hope I didn't offend you or anything.

Now why don't you put the comic book down like a good girl and watch what a real woman can do?

We of the Black Dream have had years to perfect our act, including ways to keep our pasts a secret from outsiders. You're not going to find any more answers in there. What you need is some real experience.

So. Care to have some fun?

Or are you afraid you might enjoy playing with me a little too much?

duckpillows

Look, I don't give a shit that you're having fun digging me up again. I'm from a fucking seven year old workshop, and the actual show that people have heard of made me a completely different person. Not to mention older.

Yeah, whatever, you're having fun, whoop-di-fucking-doo. I was perfectly happy not getting thrown at whatever bull you've thought up that'll make me question my sanity. I don't fucking need this. It's not like you can even app me anywhere. You can't even make out all the lyrics from the one existing bootleg recording.

I mean it, just leave me alone.

...I hate you so fucking much.

alexisluthor

Mun, we need to talk.

First off, let me say I'm sorry about those DC Nations shows that both got cut down in their prime today. I totally know how that feels.

But moving on from those unpleasantries, I'm sick of being left out of the loop. What is up with these emeralds, and why does Doc Eggman have such a hard-on for them? If they can get me my fortune back, then there's no way I'm letting him hog them for himself! So spill it!

Also, have you found anywhere else for me yet? Like one of those meme places? They sound cool.

tenthousand

Mundane?

A certainly appropriate name for someone quite thick enough to believe they could control the power of the Nightmare King. Little Prince, you ought to be ecstatic you are more useful to me as a human than a fearling or I might make you one of my own.

And what of this, anyhow? Why work for me? Weren't you so pleased to play my future princess? (And I'll have her as well, worry not.)

It's a shame, honestly. From what I've heard prowling about your mind-- and oh, have I prowled, don't try to hide how frightened you are-- I've seen how terribly soft the guardians have grown.

I think this will be a perfect place to put my plans back into action-- and don't you dare touch my cloak, or I might go back on our deal!

notsostraightforward

I fail to see what you are making such a fuss over.

You want to send me to a game where, if your friend does go through with it, Tailgate will be arriving as well. It seems simple enough to me.

[A pause.] Even if your reasons are a bit... questionable.

communicate

I really think you should work on your time management, Miss Mun.

It's great that you finally found a game to send me, but it has been a long time since you brought me along! Even Love is better at getting things done on time and she tends to be late! That's something you should try to improve on and I'd be more than happy to help. And we can start with the application!

...

Wait, what do you mean I have to lose something in order to stay at this castle?!

enchantedsnow

This is all wrong.. ( Spoilers.~ )

lt_blade

Mun,

I think we both know my feelings on this.

Yes, we both knew it was inevitable that one of us would leave. I knew it, he knew it-we all fucking knew it. That still doesn't mean that my friend, husband and lover for three years leaving this place wouldn't have any affect on me. You know perfectly well that he's the only man to put up with my shit and still expect me to be better than myself.

*sarcasm* and forgive me if I'm not the most interesting to write an EP for at the time, but do you really expect me to become a sobbing mess with this? You can just Hell no. Just because it hurts like a shot gun round to the stomach doesn't mean I won't be able to function.

Actually, on second thought..just go fuck yourself.
.
Yes, I know I'll make it-it wasn't the first time I've lost someone, it won't be the last.

...Okay..me inheriting his roped Kunai was nice, but you know what-that's still another sign that he's gone.

My kids will grow up without their father..and you're happy about this?

Do me a favor and fuck off.

No love

Sonya Blade

I think we have issues.

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