considering amatomnes. again.

[shutupfrank]

This sex island shit? You really need some better ideas. Not that I'm some fucking prude or something, but let's think about this. No family. No friends.

Well, no Frank, either. That could be a small plus.

I'm just gonna wait for you to get bored again and forget me.

Comments

[seamusharper]

Been to one of those places before...really didn't turn out as well as could be expected. Turned out to be a slave labor mining camp with nothing but dudes. The only flip side was getting to work out everyday.

[shutupfrank]

Pretty sure this one is co-ed. And capitalism a-fucking-plenty.

[seamusharper]

Huh...well sounds like it's better then most but still sounds like you'd want for something more.

[shutupfrank]

Yeah, like a never-ending supply of condoms.

[seamusharper]

Heck yeah! With a decent supplier you could make a freaking fortune in no time! Hell, you could even branch out into body oils or something and almost triple the profits within a month.

[bonifiedslayer]

...I'm sorry isn't that one of those really old school scopes with lots of half naked people all sweating and groaning?

[shutupfrank]

You're only sweating and groaning if you're doing it right. Or really fucking wrong.

[bonifiedslayer]

..Or you're apparently watching the wrong scopes. [Awkward] crud.

[shutupfrank]

The fuck are 'scopes'?

[bonifiedslayer]

...Moving pictures? Scopes.

...Used to have a different name pre sun-shield going down..

[shutupfrank]

Movies? [ This chick sounds like she's on drugs. Good or bad, yet to be determined. ]

What the hell is up with all the weird shit?

[bonifiedslayer]

[Pause] I'm from the future.

[placeintheworld]

[Lindsey's smile is very thin.]

It's really not as bad as you might think.

[All of the lies]

[shutupfrank]

Sand. Sun. Collars that choke the shit out of you. Yeah, sounds like fucking Disneyland.

[placeintheworld]

At least there's no lines for the rides.

[shutupfrank]

Oh, that's funny.

[placeintheworld]

[He smiles thinly, lightly shrugging his shoulders.]

[shutupfrank]

So lemme guess -- you're knee-deep in tail and life is so fucking good.

[placeintheworld]

[Lindsey's eyes turn squinty, grim and dark as he folds his hands in front of him] Barrel of roses.

[jolting]

Personally, I don't find the idea of a sex island such a bad thing. [Whale can totally get on board with that, yep]

[shutupfrank]

No? So why the fuck ain't you going?

[jolting]

I've considered the possibility. I'm just waiting for an opportune moment.

[shutupfrank]

An opportune moment. Like what, the sex getting sexier?

[jolting]

For example.

[shutupfrank]

You either have stupid high standards or you're just a bit crazy.