On the weather, the books and game shenanigans

[2cool4guardian]

Fall hasn't even arrived yet and you're already complaining about the cold? It's official, you're not worthy of me. And another thing, mun: as much as I like nicknames, calling Sandy "Mermaid Pimp"? Not funny. I didn't need that mental image.

Let's go back to the game now. You promised me some fun for Saint Patrick's Day. [Jack grins behind his green scarf and rubs his thumb and fingers together.] How much pinching do you think an alien can take?

Comments

[didntfallin]

... Pimp? [ Go on Jack, educate your sister :3 ]

Don't listen to him ILU

[2cool4guardian]

[He throws his head back and groans. DAMN HIS MUN. DAMN HIS LIFE. DAMN EVERYTHING.]

Pimp? You must've misheard, sis, I totally say "primp". Yeah. Sandy made the mermaids pretty. [INNOCENT FACE GOES HERE.]

/was-is tempted to join Gargle due to Bunny-nabling :D;;

[didntfallin]

[ Poor Jack. Blame her mun who had to throw her at this because of lulz. ]

Oh. What's wrong with making mermaids pretty?

Why yes please, come to my arms

[2cool4guardian]

It's not wrong, it's just...

[He has nothing. He has absolutely nothing.]

...my mun isn't good at jokes. [YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT.] Probably a consequence of living in a snow-less place. You can't blame me for trying to teach her better!

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Veronica knows who the sandman is but that just makes her incredibly confused.]

W-why 'mermaid pimp'?

[2cool4guardian]

[WHY DOES EVERYONE GETS STUCK ON THAT PART]

Because... [Oh MiM and this is also a cute little girl arrrgh.] ...he collected mermaids. Kinda.

[That's a perfectly valid explanation, thank you.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Just...this face.]

He...collects...mermaids...

Collects then, like...trophies...? [She's a little scared by his answer.]

[thefirstguardian]

[Dude, don't refer to him as a "mermaid pimp". You're freaking people out.]

[2cool4guardian]

[Hey, it was his mun! Not his fault!]

How is it going, His Nocturnal Magnificence? [Seriously, how come Sandy gets two sentences of names and he's just Jack Frost. Stupid MiM.]

[thefirstguardian]

[You are passing the phrase on either way, man.

Sandy just shrugs. Not so hot, to be honest, but it's nothing worth bothering Jack with. He does grin a bit at that old title of his, though. It always seemed a bit cumbersome to him, but he figures it was because he was first. Manny ran out of steam by the time he got to Jack.]

[knightofhope]

Mermaid pimp?

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack is totally not happy to see you, Bunny. Really!]

Oh, come on, do I have to explain it to you too? You aren't ten!

[knightofhope]

I'm not a dill, I know what it means. I don't know why your mun is calling Sandy that.

[cancercarcino]

What the flying bulgesack is a St. Patrick's, and why is there a day dedicated to it?

[2cool4guardian]

Important guy who helped a lot people and now people drink beer and pinch each other in his honor.

Which reminds me... [He pinches Karkat on the arm.] Better get something green fast, troll.

[cancercarcino]

That is the dumbest thing I've ever had my auricular sponge clots assaulted by.

[Karkat blinks and jumps as he's pinched.] Ow! What the fuck was that for!?

[darkice]

...I actually didn't need that mental image either. Thanks a lot.

_{[Hi, Jack. Say hello to your Pitch!route double.]}

[2cool4guardian]

[Side-eying the hell out of you, Dark Jack.]

You know what they say, misery loves company.

[darkice]

What makes you think I'm miserable?

[underyourbed]

Up to no good already, are we? A shame the day is all but spent.

[2cool4guardian]

Of course you show up when the day is ending.

Coward.

[underyourbed]

What can I say, I'm not terribly fond of the daytime.

[fireflyheir]

Depends on the alien, probably!

So does he spend a lot of time by the beach?

[2cool4guardian]

Guess I'll have to find out.

He owns his very island, made of his sand. Nothing like a bachelor's apartment to attract the ladies.

[fireflyheir]

Guess so! Do you think it counts if their skin's green? [the important questions.]

Holy shit. Yeah, that does sound pretty impressive! People would probably queue up to visit.