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Three-hundred, babe.

Three. Freakin'. Hundred.

Ya say yer not gonna spend another dime on me?
We'll see how long that lasts.

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[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Wow.

[It'd sure be nice if her mun spent money on her like that. Heck if her mun could find some people out there willing to sketch more facial sexpressions that'd be something.]

That's really something.

[roadblasted]

[He just grins like the smug bastard he is.]

Count 'em, toots, she spent seventy-five dollars on me. Seventy-five friggin' bucks! Ya know what ya can get fer that kinda green?

Yeah s'no pumpin' quarters inta my console, which she couldn't do even if she wanted'ta, and I'd KNOW she'd want'ta... but s'not a bad substitute~

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Sounds like someone's getting a little too big for his britches if you ask me.

That ego of yours is going to get you in trouble soon.

[roadblasted]

Ugh, spare me. Newsflash: I'm not STUPID!
... And I'm not gettin' any more games unplugged.

[memoryguardian]

Three-hundred? Why in the world would you ever need so many?

[Her mun is still having trouble filling the space for the 100 that she has!]

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'Cause ev'rybody just loves drawin' my drop dead gorgeous face, obviously! Can't really blame 'em, I'm already a priceless work'a art~

[memoryguardian]

[Oh moon it's the Leprechaun all over again...]

I guess everyone has their preferences!

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Yeah, they gotta word fer it. S'called DANG GOOD TASTE!

[kingofnightmares]

[Nope. Not impressed.]

Someone's narcissistic.

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Hey. Ya hear that?
Clap yer trap and listen reeeeal close.
Do ya hear it?
'Cause it's the sound'a NO ONE GIVIN' A CRAP!

[kingofnightmares]

[Slow. Clap.]

You could almost make that into a song. Then you'd truly be a Disney character.

[rancis]

I don't think so.

[Maybe this almost seems funny.]

[roadblasted]

Guess what, peanut-bratter?
No one cares what ya think.

[notaglitch]

Good gumdrops. An' I thought a hundred icons was a lot.

Good luck findin' a use for all of those when your only expression was meant to be...what'd my player say it was?

..A gigantic smiley face?

Boy things musta' reeeally changed for you over the years, huh?

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[GROOOOAAAAN]

Oh barf me out, not that bullroar again!
I mean, yeah sure I got one heckuva world-famous Turbo-Tastic smile, but seriously, "giant smiley face"? Do I look like some goofy grinnin' doofus ta'ya?! I dunno what brand'a fairy dust they were smokin' ta'put that in the script but I think someone needs ta'tell Tinkerbell ta'lay 'em off the stuff.

Still, guess it's better than other folks sayin' I used'ta look like a tooth.

[notaglitch]

[She opens her mouth to answer his rhetorical question about being some goofy grinning doofus when his last remark catches her off guard.]

Wait wait wait, a TOOTH??

Pfftttthahaha!! They said you looked like a tooth?!

[the_lion_roller]

Hah, that's what my brother's Mun keeps saying.

...And he's got almost 50 more than you.

[Says the dork guy with almost 250 himself.]

[roadblasted]

Fifty more? Holy hotrods, either his mun's got some major coin, or they're even more obsessed with him than my mun is with me!
Not that I'm complainin' 'bout the latter. Why shouldn't she be head over heels fer me? Can't help how gnarly and bodacious I am~
So how much of a rad dude is yer bro ta'get that kinda royal treatment?

[the_lion_roller]

Yeah-hah, I think it might be that second one there.

[He chuckles.]

Oh, Chris? He's pretty rad. Best bro and fellow creature adventurer a guy could ask for.

'Course, if you ask my mun, she'll tell you that the reason he and I have all these icons is because we "keep making faces".

[And he did actually just use air quotes.]

H'whatever that means.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Eeshay! ...I wish my Mun could afford icons.

[roadblasted]

Heh, the only other thing mine spends her cash on is food. Oh, and merch from my movie~
So it's all about dedication, schnoz. If yer mun's got it, they'll come through.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

[Ales huffs and crosses his arms.]
Rrgh! You're so lucky! My Mun's been playing other games lately, too! At this rate, I'd be better off going solo..
[He looks skyward and stomps his foot down.]
Y'HEAR THAT, UN-MAY?

[chaoscontroller]

[This one only hmphs, it's kind of an amused little sound, actually.]

[roadblasted]

[Not quite the reaction he was expecting. In return, Turbo gives him a bit of a weird look.]

See yer a man'a few words.

[chaoscontroller]

Not only you can count, but you're quite the observant. Do you want a medal? [... Hmm, how much fourth walling was that? Hah, it was not intended. Was it?]