dear_mun | Mar. 17th, 2013

Mar. 17th, 2013

Wait a minute, you're telling me you want to take me out of completing my business, and of everythin' after and that you're sending me to some weird space frontier town like Firefly where they didn't even want me?

People won't even see me there! It so ain't fair that you're practically cackling over that. Sure it's great and all that Hal and Tom are gonna be there, but just taggin' along with them like I'm sort of stray bit of luggage isn't exactly wot I want to be doing.

'Sides, I'd probably never hear the end of it.

231_7

...so they came up with a name and ethnicity for me. I don't even know what an ethnicity is. And I don't know what the name is, remember? I don't know much of anything, so... Oh. You're going to see if they'll take me at

dragonhaven? But what about my magic? Wouldn't I blow it all up before I could start remembering things like life before the cell and my old name?

Current Mood: contemplative

dissenter

A whole network of worlds at our fingertips, and yet you choose to leave me here in limbo? For Goddess knows how long?

I'm impressed. Our good friend, the king, could take a lesson or two from you in how to really make a man suffer.

rockingdoc

What makes you think this is a good idea? Sure rewatching my show is good and all, but really? It's not as if anyone else will be around.

And please for the love of god, add some more icons. Or okay yeah cap and make some if that's how you want to do it.

And abso-freaking-lutely no games.

lunar_guardian

Dearest Mun,

Do you really thing this is wise? Surely you can agree with me that you need to focus on other tasks and to suitably represent me you should go and take another look before attempting to send me somewhere.

That is, if you can handle adding another voice to your growing cast of muses. As much as I like the attention, I do not wish to cause you trouble. Please keep that in mind.

ediblebattery

Your useless complaining isn't going to get anyone to talk to you, you know. We could be here forever, listening to you whine, and you still won't get what you want.

It's not my fault you're boring with an abysmal personality and no friends. I'm sorry your social life is also non-existant and peppered with the deceased carcasses of potential friendships.

If it makes you feel any better, I've discovered several activities that may befit someone with your... questionable passtimes.

Vagrancy
Hobo
Pirate
Couch surfer
The undead
and those people with monkeys and a music box on the sides of the road.

Do you know what all these people have in common? Aside from horrible taste in clothes and poor hygiene? No one likes them.

Not a single person.

[Thanks a ton, GLaDOS]

surpriserainbows

Okay. Boss. Look.

It's flattering and all that you want to take me to a game and play me for some reason but I don't got a good feeling about this. I mean it's Equestria but it's not Equestria, you know? It's all wrong and I...I don't wanna deal with that?

I mean I'm fine just kinda sitting back here, stewing in your headspace you know? Well, alright I'm not fine with it but it's better than going to some place like that. It's just sort of a mean trick, man.

youngest_son

I what?-

Died? Surely, you jest, scribe. What nonsense fills your head I will never understand. Thorin and I live up in the Blue Mountains now and keep our kin safe from beasts such as Smaug. Nothing will harm us up here. If any threat does come our way, I will fight alongside my brother and fore-fathers to defend Ered Luin. Also, my nephews will not be harmed. Do you hear me?

Sending me into a game is a bad choice of thought, scribe. Poorly thought out and utterly ridiculous. My place is by the side of my people. With Thror, our king. I will not partake in any adventure you wish to send me off to.

Thorin? I would gladly bring my sword and axe to his fight, if he so need it. If he be in these so called games, then Durin will be smiling upon his brave heart. As he will be smiling upon mine.

Now, a drink is needed. You can't expect me to think about all these ideas of yours on an empty stomach? A young dwarf such as myself needs supplement!

Current Mood: complacent

13sugars

You know, I'm starting to take it personally with you abandoning me like this all the time.

marimoswordsmen

I've got better things to do then sit here and wait for you to decide if you're ready or not to put me out there. [He could work out.. or nap.]

[zZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz]

prettystupid

Well. If it isn't my mun mun munny mun, munsteroni, olllll' munny ol' pal. We meet at last. But whether or not we meet as nemesisses still remains to be seen.

Hey. H- hey! Hello?

I said a-hey-heyyyyy! Stop ignoring me! You're the one that did the whole- the thing and the accounting, you can't just pop me out and pretend I'm not here!

Uh, yeah. That's right. Up here. Eric Matthews. [ ... ] That's me. And I know for sure I'm me, because you did the little name part of the profile- ohh, look at it, you even gave me little diamonds. That's so neat. Can you make those into like a pair of monkeys, or--? I mean, I just feel like they would speak to people, y'know? [ And that bought a little bit of distraction time right there. ]

Get- wait, come on, out of the brackets! I have questions! Important ones. Like, if I'm so pretty you think it's stupid, how come I've only got ten icons? And why would you squander your little virtual diamonds on a guy you're not even gonna use? And how come I don't have a super-rad layout yet like your other guys up here? And why should I stick around even though you're not showing me the money, munny?

'cause- see, 'cause they sound the same. Money.

I think you should pay me?

Look, I'll do it for like twenty bucks, I don't even really care.

heartheredsong

You and her player really need to find other outlets for your insanity. That don't involve the Doctor.

bindsthedead

Yes, of course I understand why you're eager to learn what the Old Kingdom was like back then, as well as what happened to my... predecessor.

But don't you have other things you should be doing? Like being more active in the game I'm already in, and completing the application for the one you want to send me to.

nishant

Mundane, You have to keep going. You are over halfway through, you know. And you're watching past my 'canon point,' whatever that means. Just think how much more confident you'll be once you've gotten it all written down!

I know you want to be prepared, but we can't wait forever, you know. Sooner or later, you're going to have to take action. If you wait too long, we'll only run out of time.

bitemytomato

Ah, what did I do to deserve this?!

Why would you stick me up here with these potato bastards, damnit? And what kind of username is that? Y-you bastard! You couldn't even be a cute girl... No, I get stuck with a stupid guy who is obsessed with those macho brothers! You're just making me look foolish!

Don't even think of telling me happy birthday! This is the worst birthday ever! I hate you!

Current Mood: pissed off

bohsee

( editing to cut for spoilers there we go )

debts

[ It's hard to tell what Natasha's expression is actually trying to convey — annoyance or amusement. Exasperation, maybe. Or option c, all of the above. ]

You're making things a lot more complicated than they have to be.

bonifiedslayer

Considering existence that's profound.

I mean you decide it's between me and those other boys - which makes me the only girl in a house full of boys.

[Hey now] Stuff it. I'm not worried about me I'm more worried about them.

Also what specifically I'm doing here. Can't you throw me at least one job?

182

I understand I'm new in your headspace, but I'm hardly the first character you've played with medical training. Even so, it's been a long time since I've practiced, and I'd think recent events have shown you that's not the direction I'm likely to go in anymore, so I don't get the self-doubt. It's distracting.

I guess I should be grateful you haven't decided to test me out in one of those 'meme's, first.

felicissimo

Heheh. Grazie, mun. I guess it has been a while, hasn't it? I hadn't realized how much time had passed already.

Wow~

Things aren't perfect, but.. I'm happy. I'm really happy.

[He's grinning brighter than you would believe.] I'd like to spend time with my big brother today, if you don't mind? Just for a bit! I'd really like to see him~

crackedplastron

( Spoilers for Episode 18 [this week's ep] )

confined_to_briah

I think both ideas are pitiful. Go back to work. ( Why no! She wouldn't point a sword at her Mun. Your eyes must be deceiving you. )

spiritusaequitas

Oh, aye.

Right now y' miss me.

I fuckin' called it.

pledged_to_me

...'Tis that time then, lass? Must you be pokin' me today of all days? The way you're actin' folk are goin' to be thinkin' all I'm doin' is bein' broody.

And shouldn't you be studyin' anyway? You're havin' a test tomorrow in that government class of yours, and then there's your maths class... oh don't be startin' with me, I'm in nay mood to be puttin' up with it. Be leavin' me with me memories and me drink.

And speakin' of drink, I've seen you lookin' at that Russian drink. I'm nay carin' 'tis lemon flavoured, 'tis one of me own you are, there's a bottle of Bailey's right there next to it, go drink that. Alcohol's nay tastin' that bad, be actin' like the lass of drinkin' age you are and be gettin' used to it.

...You're nay goin' 'way, are you? Aye, fine.

May the leprechauns be near you to spread luck along your way and may all the Irish angels smile upon you on Saint Patrick's Day.

--Brigid Erin Aine O'Donnell, Republic of Ireland

Current Music: "Fields of Gold" -- Trinití

suppordle

Pillows, shiny things, faeries, oh my! Sounds like a really neat place to be, doesn't it?

Hey, turn that frown upside-down! Or sideways even! No matter which champion you pick, I bet it will be really fun over there! Pix and I do have fun at the League, but think of the more fun we could have!

There is a lot of wonder in places once you look at every inch, angle, and corner with both eyes open and closed. Sometimes you can see other things with just only one eye open too!

bitchwithacapitalc

Honey, you and I both know you're not sending me to any of those dimensional wormholes, because what's an old bitty gonna do in space or on a giant turtle? Aside from drink those singing French kids under the table.

So how about you be a doll - put a rum and coke in this hand, and one of my grandkids' cheeks in the other - and we'll both come out of this happy, alrighty? Peachy.

asthemoon

... Why am I here?

"Vacation"?

Do not lie to me. I don't need a vacation. I am needed at home. The conflict is getting worse with each passing day, you know that. Just as you know Lae will likely do something stupid when I don't meet him when we agreed to.

As such? I simply do not have time for this. Send me home immediately.

nobodys_king

I must say, this is a far better name than "surrender_lugia". But I still have to wonder about your motives for making this account. You don't intend to get rid of that dreadful cult leader any time soon, no matter how dull he is, and we both know that with your laziness you can only handle having one account per site.

You say you've been in a mood for me... That's not exactly encouraging, realise. Especially since you've been most insufferable lately. Finding out that my writer described me as being like Don Quixote isn't exactly an excuse either. You're woefully underread for someone who reads as much as you do, so you've only got the faintest idea of what that means.

Alas, I suppose we're going to do this anyway. At least find me something decent to look at or someone to discuss art or Legendary pokémon with.

notepad_necromancer

[Just writes a note for her mun.]

Mun.

I'm hungry.

kingofnightmares

Shut up. Just. Shut up.

[Shadows flicker around the spirit angrily. Well Pitch, if you weren't such a butt in game, it wouldn't have to end like thi--] Not another word from you.

I just want everyone to leave. Me. Alone.

sheshipsit

You are joking, sim? You are actually sending me somewhere?

[ A pause, while she considers her schedule for the next few months. As if it will make any difference at all in the decision making process. ]

Fine. But I will need time to prepare. [ ...A suitcase full of wine, cod and poetry books probably. ] Also I do not wish to go at all if I cannot bring Afonso. [ Demon pet roosters are a girl's best friend after all. ]

...Question though, senhorita, why is there a picture of the northern lights at this place? ...Makes it look as though it might be cold... [ If there's anything she's got extreme distaste for, it's cold weather and she is now convinced that she is being sent to a cold and snowy death trap. ]

Perhaps you should choose another one.

hiddenbadass

Dear Mun,

You suck.

No Love,
Michelangelo

P.S. This post makes you suck more.

P.P.S. You're behind on city gifts, too. I want my pot holder.

P.P.P.S. And a pizza.

P.P.P.P.S. And a Bending Teacher. I'm tired of not bein' able to do it.

P.P.P.P.P.S. It's nearly Easter. Why the shell don't I have any Easter Candy, yet? It's been over thirty years. You completely forgot Valentine's Day; you owe me.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Also? I'm ready for a more permanent hideout. You can start workin' on that description any time now.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. You're gettin' takeout? Get me some pizza.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Chinese isn't pizza.

zerg_hair

Mun.

You're not going to keep me from my revenge, and putting more obstacles between me and Mengsk isn't going to help either of you.

alreadyaman

If you think I'm just going to stick around and wait here you've got another thing coming. I have dreams, too, you know, even though I'm young. I've still gotta help that shitty old man. Just so it's straight between you and me this is temporary.

likemynana

Well gosh. I appreciate y'giving me a voice here young lady. Guess telling yourself not to pick up any more muses isn't going to be enough to get yourself to slow down.

Life is fast paced enough as it is. Heh...Trust me on that. When you're workin' the same job day in and day out, time seems to go faster than a car onna' racetrack. I wouldn't have it any other way, personally, but ahh...'spose it's not for everyone.

Can't be stayin' here too long though you know. I'll have a lot of disappointed youngsters on my hands if I'm not around to open up the arcade.

[OOC: Just a heads up, Mr. Litwak's backstory here is inspired by this fic! It's a good read, I highly recommend it <3]

bartend

Don't look at me if you want a drink. While I'd be more than happy to make you one, I'm afraid circumstances disallow it. But I encourage you to make one of your own, then we should have a chat. I wouldn't mind listening to any of your worries.

steals_things

So, you've decided to bring me out of hiding? A good choice on your part. You know I don't like being hidden away like some valuable trinket or piece of treasure. Dragon Haven? Is this your idea of letting me stretch my legs a bit? I know when to strike a good bargain with a fellow dwarf but dragons?

I have heard rumour that Bofur, Thorin and others are already there. This does calm my apprehensive down a bit but you know? I would still like to trade with someone before you send me off departing to these Haven. Perhaps I could borrow- yes, borrow some items for my trip. Nothing fancy, just a few things. Food is a must. I can't go without food and ale. Pipeweed too.

So, you have got that? Just a few worthy provisions before you send me off to a strange land. [Where there may be plunder to be had. Oh, but seeing Bofur and Thorin again will be grand!]

Current Mood: curious

worldserpent

I would like to have my quiet back, please.

smuppetwrangler

Okay, I see what you're doing and it's all good...

But I'm just gonna take a step back and let my li'l dude do what he does. Dave's the star here, I'm just a background dude who imparts brotherly wisdom and throws down when I think the kid needs to stop being so soft.

Might toss him a couple condoms or some shit. I dunno.

kirk_tng

Your reasoning is somewhat flawed. I realize that a lot of us are going to start coming out of the woodwork but...

Well. She won't be one of them.

Not that you're going to listen to me. You just go ahead and do whatever you want.

orange_balls

Funny how yeh miss me on such ah fine day like t'day. Lucky the both of us be wearin' green, can't promise I'd not cause trouble iffin' someone pinched me.

justguidelines

Oh, so ye think because it be that honorable day of illicit drinking and debauchery ye need to do this.

Let me make it simple for you, lass: No.

And Guinness don't exist in my time; it be a few years down the road. So you drinking a watered down version of a stout means naught to me. And spare us the drinking songs, while you're at it. I'm thinking I've heard the last round of "Whiskey In the Jar", "Jack Tar On Shore", and "All For Me Grog" as I can handle at the moment.

Goes double for "Danny Boy". Fair warning.

no_spelled_y_e_s

Snow's new plan is to keep the Games going year round? Sounds like a hell of a lot of work for me and a whole lotta hassle keeping these Tributes in line.

Hope they know what they're getting into.

[ooc: Character is a Hunger Games AU version of Eddie Blake.]

megamind

Let me make this clear:

I never, ever, ever want to go through anything like that again. I think I liked the deathship better than... that. I'm exhausted in a way I have never, ever been before and I never, ever want to feel this way again. Ever.

This was a new low for you. I nearly obliterated him! And for what? People who will never care. It was-- the right thing to do, but that's cold comfort after the fact, isn't it? If this is heroism, you can have it. Titan was right. It's nothing but work... and misery.

rifter

It doesn't matter where I go so long as I've got enough pressure. Wouldn't do to get between a gal and her dopamine, would it?

ttlymakessense

( Spoiler HO! )

moptop

Mundane, are you trying to
Keep me here like a prisoner?
I've gotta say I didn't guess
You'd be such a terribad listener.
'Cause you and me, girl,
We might'a ruled the world
But you're cru-ooo-el,
And I'm too co-ooo-ol.

For this ... Heh, whatever.

Mundane, I just don't get it,
Are we a hot tomato or aren't we blended?
Anyways, don't be worried while I've got your back,
This scene is one we'll both crack with absolutely minimal flack,
Oh, I promise you-ooo,
I'll carry you through-ooo, this.

So what're we gonna do?
Maybe we could sit here and chew
On the subject of you ... and me.

Maybe ... ?

ghostofkorhal

[Kerrigan is quiet at first, expression drawn and unsure as she takes a few moments to think.]

If I'm getting this straight, you want to play me so I can have a second chance. [It's hard for her to not laugh at that, to not think about how much she knew she wanted that further down the line.]

I never had a first chance. Ever since I was born, I-- [She pauses, shaking her head slowly. She had had a first chance, brief as it was, with Jim Raynor. She'd learned to trust, how to be human. Before New Gettysburg. But she knows she had been twisted before then.] The Zerg didn't invent that hate, they didn't infuse it in me when they took me.

No matter when you take me from, don't fool yourself into thinking I need anything. I made my choices and I know their price.

liugan

Congratulations, writer. You've learned how to count.

The fact that you missed an astonishing amount of numbers the first time around and did not think to correct your mistakes is such a telling sign, isn't it? I do so look forward to the next lesson unlearned.

And do not make me talk to any more pigeons.

trustme

Ready for our first adventure together Mun?

There's no need to be so nervous. It's just a bit of fun. A game. I like to think I'm not that horrible to have as your teammate. Keep on worrying and it will be you that slows us down.

Why is it you Muns always get so uptight when we first start off together? I still don't understand.

blessed_by_the_world

If I have to go, can we at least find someplace I won't be alone?

peggy_carter

Well, it's so nice to see that when things come up you drop all previous priorities. You are more of a cad than a lady for just shunting me off like that.

And no, throwing me at some man who looks like Steve in one of your memes doesn't count as me actually doing something.

I need to be doing something, work is the only way I have to move forward. Howard understood this, I miss him too. Especially after the events of the place you sent me, Howard and Jenny were my anchors and Jim...

I don't really care at this point what it is, there is plenty out there that needs doing, find some of it for me.

untilmylipsbled

It seems like the drama is really picking up around there, huh? ...Yes, I'm very curious as to what the writers have me doing during all this, too, but there's no helping that right now. Let's just focus on...whatever it is you've got planned for me in this place.

...Just what DO you have planned for me, anyway?

warriorofwinds

[Confused Link is confused]

Thank you for finding a game for me Mr. Mun, but what's a pokemon?

acheron_parthenopaeus

My Mun is writing my application for a Roleplaying site. I don't think I've ever been nervous for a good reason, this is a strange feeling. So I guess to my Mun, Good Luck.

~Acheron

unvarnished

I get that you're excited, but I think after all this time you can wait one more week to find out if you're right.

You already know my opinion on this.

secondcomingof

Madam, please.

[ The mask is off, guys. Somebody's serious. ]

Have some dignity. Provocative play-ons is not what I had in mind for us when I spoke of "expanding our horizons".

jacksonoverland

Took you long enough. I mean, you said you'd have to wait, but that was a lot of waiting. Meanwhile all the other mes were looking great and I was here looking completely out of place! Okay, asides from the whole brown hair thing. And could people, you know, stop talking about that? It's like I don't get even a hello just "brown hair, wow!" I guess people with brown hair don't exist in the future, huh?

quaffles

It's not like any of this is new to you, you know.

Don't be upset that a few recent movie viewings have unleashed old feelings. They'll never go away. Just give into it.

soulful

Would you like to try again? It certainly has been awhile, huh...

I'd like to see Yuu again, though! Just to see how he's doing, you know? He acts all tough a lot of the time, but I know him better than that. I hope he's taking care of himself out there. He better not be getting into too much trouble!

Ah... Oh well.

like_the_rifle

Has it occurred to you that, maybe, I don't want to go to Hell? Yeah, sure, I bet I got a good reason-- unless some damn thing goes and drags me down with it --but I think I'm okay, actually. My life might be pretty inconvenient at the moment and kind of shitty at the worst of times but I don't think I need a toasty trip below to remind me of the family values.

Tell your stupid friend to quit ragging on about my self esteem and you-- you can quit going on about how I need anger management.

And I'm getting pretty weirded out by all the gay shit of me and the angel guy, I'm sure he's great whoever he is but I'm not sticking my dick in him. No offense, it's a babe-only ride. And don't you tell me I can't know that 'till I meet him, he could descend from the heavens bathed in white light with goddamn cherubs singing and he could suck my balls.

Or uh. Not. That was the point here, wasn't it?

dicloniusqueen

This is a stupid idea, mun. I won't be held captive again. You know what I'll do if anyone else tries to take away my freedom.

There's no point in trying to see if I can get along with humans. Humans are cruel and violent. They're not worth the effort.

...no. Don't you even mention his name. He was just one of the exceptions that proves the rule.

...

Also this hat is stupid. Doesn't Yuka have anything in her closet for grownups?

demoiselle

Remember: this weakness you mock me with is temporary.

godsavesarcasm

I cannot believe I'm saying this, so perhaps it's best that you keep this somewhere in your Memories or what have you. You won't hear this from me ever again:

Mundane, I think you're trying too hard.

Go to sleep. Get some rest. Tomorrow is another day and you've got more time to write about me then.

resisting_this

A man doesn't stop breathing because of loss. Or longing.
His heart won't cease beating- no matter the number of pieces it's torn into.

It matters very little if he wishes for either. These things...
None of it is under our control.

notchosenbychoice

[He chuckles to himself, holding his chin in his hand.]

Oh, hunny, you are positively adorable, you know? Thinking you can handle me. Having me in your little stories is nice and all, but this is different. This is the real world, sweetheart! Well, as real as this 'internet' thing can be. People can see you and they can make you squirm.

Ah, well. Don't worry too much, I got your back. Don't you worry your little head off, I gotcha.

wingedtraveler

[There is a rush of jewel bright feathers, each catching the light in a new and exciting way. Then, in the blink of an eye, there is a girl. She is wearing what seems to be ancient Grecian clothing, though her hair is a startling and vivid red; it reaches the middle of her back and seems to catch the light not unlike the aforementioned feathers.]

Your interest returns to me? Why? [She slowly rises and picks up a basket. Her dark blue eyes never waver from her Mun.] I see how you will weave me into your new story. Surely you don't need my permission to continue?

Unless...you wish for me to go somewhere else entirely? [There's no mistaking how disgruntled she looks at the idea.] Finish telling my story and then I might consider your request. Until then... [She raises a hand.] ask no more of me.

un_beau_coquin

Ah, bonsoir. It is nice to see you again, chérie. It 'as been a long, long time. [He chuckles.] Over a year at zhe very least, oui? Do not fret, I am not upset. It is good to rest.

[His face pulls into a wry smile.] Mais... Do not pull me out only to zhrust me into a new 'game' for only a monzh or two, zhen put me away again. You and I bozh know it is not worzh it. Keep zhat in mind.

Wizh zhat being said... [He adjusts his tie.] It shall be interesting to see where you go from 'ere. Bonne chance.

detective_fields

You haven't really thought this through, have you? I mean, making a journal is all well and good, but now what? What, exactly, were you planning on doing with me once you'd given in to this particular impulse?

You did not need another inactive muse on your homeless list. An inability to stop thinking about me is flattering, but it's no reason to initiate such a time consuming endeavour when you've barely begun to integrate into your latest game. Be sensible.

Current Mood: working

I think we have issues.

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