He's not happy about recent drunken escapades

[semiotician]

You made me kiss him back! Do you have any idea how awkward that could get? Do you? Besides, even drunk I would know that his stupid method of shutting me up was a bad idea so it's fucking insulting that you had me sticking my tongue in his mouth, okay?

And just what were you hoping to accomplish with this anyway? I know your brain runs on some sort of fucked up romance novel logic but guess what, this doesn't change anything. One kiss is not going to make him magically realize that he wanted to be in a stable and commited relationship all along, and it's not going to make me any more inclined to deal with his bloody issues. We are not "in denial" or whatever else you've been telling yourself, we just know what works and we were doing a pretty good job of sticking to it until you decided to mess things up.

If this gets weird I am so blaming you.

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[element_wizard]

{Just can't stop laughing. Okay. Just... okay... nope. Can't stop.]

[semiotician]

[ Well, all you'll get for that is a blank stare. ]

[element_wizard]

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

[semiotician]

... You're not sorry.

[element_wizard]

It's just ... funny... the why you put it. "I know your brain runs on some sort of fucked up romance novel logic". It's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.

[semiotician]

It's an incredibly accurate description of my mun's thought processes.

[element_wizard]

It's the incredibly accurate description of many mun's thought processes.

[needsnomirror]

In short: you enjoyed it.

[For someone who has no room to talk whatsoever, she's rather amused.]

And you actually want more.

[semiotician]

It was sloppy, drunken kissing in a cab that smelled like death, hardly worth writing home about.

[ Yes, he enjoyed it. ]

And I don't want more.

[needsnomirror]

Oh yes, you absolutely don't. [Wait for it, she's going to illustrate just how much bullshit you're talking:] And I'm straight and pigs can fly.

[And not a word is believed that day, Seb. But, have a cup of coffee for your efforts.]

[semiotician]

I don't! [ Wrapping his hands around that cup, yes. It's kind of comforting in a way. ]

He's a complete trainwreck and I don't need that train crashing into my ass, if you know what I mean.

[needsnomirror]

[Hey, Athena might be a sort of socially inept wreck, but she's a caring wreck that makes good coffee!]

Not without condoms, at least.

Look, both my partner [look, that came out smoothly!] and I aren't quite what you would call perfectly functional, yet we are making it work.

It takes time and effort, but it can be worth it.

[semiotician]

[ It is good coffee. Just the smell is awesome. ]

Well, you're in love with her, right? And she's in love with you? Contrary to popular opinion that is not actually the case with Jo and me.

[needsnomirror]

Because Ana and I went on our first date and confessed our love to each other before the the food had even arrived.

[Unlimited sarcasm!]

Why don't you go out? Maybe with a little less alcohol involved... See where it leads... safe sex and all...

[robin_denoir]

Damn. I pick the best role models.

[semiotician]

Just do as I say and not as I do and you should be relatively fine.

[robin_denoir]

So, Jo, yeah?

Are you sure he doesn't want to be serious with you?

[semiotician]

Yeah. I'm fairly sure he doesn't want to be serious with anyone.

[robin_denoir]

He seemed pretty serious about that guy you talked about?

...oh. Sorry.

[semiotician]

It's okay. No, really, it is. I don't know, maybe he is serious about that guy and in that case good for him and the best of luck.

[robin_denoir]

How can you be okay with that? If Maria...

I know people that could make that man vanish, you know?

...I'm kidding. Well, about actually doing it. Afraid I really do know people who could.

[hematovore]

Yeah, you look like the type who thinks too much.

[semiotician]

"Thinking too much" is just a made up expression with no basis in actual reality. You can think stupid or incorrect things but that's not thinking too much, you're just thinking shitty thoughts.

[hematovore]

Then you've got a lot of those, mate.

[semiotician]

And this observation is based on what?