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[bartenderizing]

Hey, you. Y'know, I was gonna let you off, cuz the name was actually pretty cool...

But this...

[Someone isn't happy with the wardrobe.]

Like I give a shit if it's for an event. Didn't you say there was some game you were getting ready for? 

Yeah, I'm all for taking it easy. There's a difference between that and procrastinated. Tch. You're really pissing me off, y'know?

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[death_scythe]

And this is one of those rare moments where I'm glad my mun is opting out of an event. I just have to remember to take pictures of everyone all decked out in their pretty little outfits.

[bartenderizing]

[... Did you say 'take pictures' you bastard?]

Hey. If I see any pictures of me in this, I'll beat you half to death. You got it?

[Half to death. He's controlling his temper pretty well!]

[death_scythe]

Gotta catch me first, Pinkie.

[He's the God of Death and doesn't afraid of anything.]

[bartenderizing]

Ah, I get it... So you do have a death wish.

[Yeah? Well he's the Automatic Fighting Doll- and that old nickname doesn't help anything.]

[death_scythe]

Death wish? Nah! I don't fear death, if that's what you mean.

Also, I think my mun is going to have more fun with this than I am. Seriously, how messed up is that?

[bartenderizing]

If you feared it, then you'd be weirder wanting it.

[It just pisses him off a bit, and- Oh, question.]

... Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. People are like that though.

[death_scythe]

[ADD much? That's okay!]

Does your mun like to torture you? Well, I mean, obviously they do or else you wouldn't be wearing something so diabetic inducing as the cotton candy pink on your clothes!

[bartenderizing]

[More a temper that literally works as quick as a lightswitch.]

Not really- I mean, the other username I got sucks and reminds me of that flea, but there's not much else past that.

... I actually like cotton candy. The problem is that I'd prefer the suit my brother got me.

[death_scythe]

I suppose I could have had a better username, too, but I'm at least reminded of my buddy.

As for suits, I get it. Just...all that pink...

[paytheman]

[ Tom stands up quietly, collects his belongings, and takes a moment to discern whether or not this a good moment to take cover. ]

Now Tom players DO exist :O!!!

[bartenderizing]

[Sure, he's pissed, but the person it's aimed towards can't be reached right now anyway. So he's taking the gathering stuff as a sign for work.]

Ah... We're heading somewhere?

no just the one i eat all the others

[paytheman]

Aren't we always?

[ Tom rotates the screen on his phone. He scrolls through sixty-seven bill-dodging scumbags and their respective addresses before his swiping finger can't take anymore. ]

Still- TomTom aaaaa

[bartenderizing]

I guess...

So there's even people like that in this place.

don't you make me feel all loved i'm liable to do something crazy

[paytheman]

You can find them anywhere you go, Shizuo. Some people are just born to give others a hard time.

[ Let's take a merry stroll through the internets buddy. ]

Oh? <33

[bartenderizing]

I suppose...

[He does frown just a bit, following along besides Tom.]

I've seen enough of that flea bastard, even in these places.

two whole <3's my resolve is melting

[paytheman]

[ Even Tom has run into him. Now he gets the whole "flea" business; that little shit turns up everywhere--

Wait oh shit none of that. ]

Do you know what else is a constant?

There's waaaay more where they came from. <333333333333333333333

[bartenderizing]

[It's the common feeling of people who meet that guy.]

Hm? What else?

[dissectinghersmile]

...Well, Shizuo, I certainly didn't expect this to be your in your wardrobe.

[bartenderizing]

No one would have it.

[Dammit, Shinra. He didn't choose it. If it was in his personality, he'd skulk so much more than he'd be irritable.]

[dissectinghersmile]

Well, a girl would have it, and I suppose if a man enjoyed women's clothing, he would have it...

[Why yes, he is unintentionally suggesting that Shizuo must like to wear women's clothing.]

[bartenderizing]

[Shinra, why do you gotta make half of your friends angry all the time.]

Y'know, you're saying things but all I hear is that you wanna die.

[dissectinghersmile]

Ah! S-Shizuo, I didn't mean to offend you! It was a harmless joke!

[bartenderizing]

If it's harmless, then why do your jokes make me wanna hit you?

[You know he hates violence, dammit!]

[dissectinghersmile]

Ah, w-we have different senses of humour? I'm sorry!

[Come on, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?]

[bartenderizing]

Pissing me off when you know I hate violence is your sense of humor?

[He has plenty of practice grabbing and crushing your face without destroying the glasses.]