mun canon reviewed again

[snowymischief]

You left out the part where you say "for the fourth time in less than two weeks". I'm flattered you kept coming back to see me, though. But don't you think that's kind of overdoing it just a little bit? I mean, you've see it that much, but you don't even have any plans for me!

C'mon, don't you have a game or something you want to send me to? Even some of those "musebox" things would be cool. You know I don't like to just sit around for very long.

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[myownhand]

Trust me, it's better t'stay out of th'muns' sight.[SHE KNOWS BRO. SHE KNOWS]

Especially considerin' th'time of year.

[snowymischief]

You know, normally, I would agree with you. I've seen how people get around this time of the year. But. [He loves this part.] My mun has her own problems with Valentine's Day, and she doesn't want to ship me with anyone.

[myownhand]

Y'dodged that sticky situation then.

I'm fortunate too, but my mun just didn't make any plans. [LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY.] I guess it could be worse.

[Cue evil cackling coming from behind the keyboard.]

[snowymischief]

More like there was never any situation to begin with. She's sitting there with some evil smirk for another character.

[He just shrugs casually. No big win, no big loss.] We could always pig out on chocolates and cookies. My mun likes that plan a lot better. [How are chocolates and cookies not a better plan than dating.]

[myownhand]

....I like chocolate and cookies.


[And she likes pigging out. Seriously. Have you seen how much she eats in her movie?]

And it technically isn't related t'Valentine's.

[snowymischief]

[He hasn't tasted them in 300 years, so he is very overdue.] I think all the sweets just got meshed in with the holiday after a while.

[Give sweets to your sweetheart and all. I have seen many, many times how much she eats.] It's just really good food. [But Tooth is going to give him such an earful about all that sugar.]

[myownhand]

Better than haggis at th'very least.

And who needs t'holidays as an excuse t'eat t'your hearts content. We DunBrochs do it all th'time.

[She just is new to the whole chocolate and cookies and Modern!Sweets of DELICIOUS thing.]

[snowymischief]

... do I want to know what haggis is?

Your family sounds like a good place if you want to have a feast every night. [With how skinny he is, he could go for it.]

[myownhand]

I don't know if y'do. Honestly most people lose their appetites once they know what it is. Granted my mother insists on servin' it t'us almost everyday of th'week. But there's plenty of other things t'eat at th'kingdom.

[Come to DunBroch. Jack will never be skinny again.]

[snowymischief]

I'll pass on the haggis, then. [Hmmmm, that DunBroch place sounds pretty good. There's just one thing he needs to know.]

Where is your kingdom? Wait, wait. If it's your kingdom, does that mean you're in charge? Like royalty or something? [He's not calling anyone "Your Majesty".]

[myownhand]

It's in Scotland. And well, it's not my Kingdom so much as my parents', not yet at least.

I'm th'Princess of DunBroch. [Little curtsy here.]

[snowymischief]

[Scotland is very cold. Oh, he's more than willing to go.] Do I have to call you Princess or "Your Majesty"? Because you seem like too much fun for stuffy titles.

[myownhand]

Och, no. Merida works just fine.

[Titles were for other princesses.]

[snowymischief]

Good! [That smile comes back pretty quick.] Formalities make everything so dull.

[myownhand]

I know. I think my mother has the title of fun-ruiner.

[snowymischief]

Is your mom the kind that always has to follow rules and stuff? [He's seen many a mother like that, and boy, are they killjoys.]

[myownhand]

Exactly.

[snowymischief]

And you're the type who hates rules. [Where have you been all his life.] I think we're gonna be good friends.

[myownhand]

[She's been in Scotland Bro. You gotta get around there more often.]

I like th'term "partners in crime" more.

[snowymischief]

[The world is big, okay.]

Oh, you are definitely helping me with my next prank on Bunny.

[myownhand]

Oh good, that kangaroo needs a bit of fun in his life.

[Though be warned Jack. She and the bunny are bros.]

[snowymischief]

Yes! Someone else who thinks he looks like a kangaroo! [This is going to be wonderful.] That guy's always so uptight, he needs to loosen up a bit.

[myownhand]

I only recently saw a kangaroo for th'first time.

I still think Bunny looks more like a kangaroo than what a kangaroo does.

[...WAT.]

[snowymischief]

[That just causes him to burst into laughter. One, because it made no sense, and two, because someone agrees with him.] Maybe we can make it snow in the warren, and make ice kangaroos everywhere.

[myownhand]

[To be fair she met Bunny first. And by then he was already a kangaroo. Thus any kangaroo would pale in comparison to him.]

Well, I can help. Don't know about th'snow thing though. That's more your territory.

[snowymischief]

[This does make perfect sense.]

No, it's easy. You just help me shape the snow into kangaroo's. You know, like snowmen, but with kangaroos.

[myownhand]

Oh, okay.


[...But wait.]

Like Bunny Kangaroos or like actual kangaroos?

[snowymischief]

[He pauses for a second to think on that. Now that shit-eating grin should tell you plenty.] Both. We'll see which ones make him madder, so we can know to make those in the future.

In response of the username

[sugarwaffo]

Oh wow! You got snow in your name. Lucky!

o7

[snowymischief]

Yep. My mun wouldn't settle for a username without snow, ice, or something related to winter.

[sugarwaffo]

Cool! My mun thought about it, but decided to put my name in the... username.

[snowymischief]

So, your name's Sugar? I'm guessing you like sweets.

[sugarwaffo]

Uh huh! I love them! But I also like snow.

[snowymischief]

You'll probably like this, then. [With a quick wave of his staff, a few snowballs appear on the ground, right on top of a little patch of ice.]

[sugarwaffo]

Oh! [Sugar flutters over to land on a newly-formed snowball. With her small stature, it's the perfect size to sit on. She digs her hand into it and pulls out a little handfull of snow.]

It's snow! Did you make this?

[snowymischief]

Yep. Snow, ice, and cold are kind of my thing.

[sugarwaffo]

Ice too?

[See these shiny eyes? Jack is quickly becoming Sugar's favorite person.]

[snowymischief]

Yep. [He swings his staff so the tip hits the ground, and the flicks it to the side to create a patch of ice on the ground.]

[sugarwaffo]

Whoa... That's so cool! [Sugar flies over and lands on the ice

...Only to lose her footing on the slippery surface.]

WHOA!!

[She falls on her butt. Such a graceful fairy.]

[memoryguardian]

Games aren't always the best thing, Jack!

[Trust her. One of her games is awful.]

[snowymischief]

Really? With how my mun's so excited, they seem pretty good. [Then again, he hasn't actually seen any of them.]

[memoryguardian]

Mun's excitement... isn't usually a good sign of things boding well for us. But some games are! It really depends.

Hopefully you're mun's a littler friendlier to you than mine is to me and puts you somewhere safe! Or, at least, safer.

[snowymischief]

... why? What can they do?

[Tooth, you're worrying him, and Jack's not the type to worry much.] Tooth, is something bad happening at your game? My mun said something about sending Bunny there, so it can't be that horrible, right?

[memoryguardian]

Like I said, it depends on the game! The one I'm in is... not somewhere you'd want to be, let's just say that.

Not exactly. I mean, I'm alright! Or I will be, I think. [Time is weird in these places.] It's not too horrible. Just not... what I was expecting.

[snowymischief]

[He doesn't want to think about how hard it might be for Tooth, but he can't help it.] You sure you're okay?

[Tooth, please be okay. :C] Lots of surprises there, I'm guessing? Is there anyone there to help you out?