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Okay, level with me here, why have you been giggling over that skate-park warehouse lair scene in the Ninja Turtles movie for the past hour?

[Because Sam Rockwell is the lead thug.]

Wait, what? Seriously?

Hey, Hammer! Regular or Menthol?

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I don't smoke.

But if I did, I guess it would be menthol. I am clearly the most interesting non-smoker in the world.

Oh come on, you're not even gonna try to play along here?

There are other Sam Rockwells more suitable to discussions of any sort of drugs.

Like, all of the other ones. Even the guy who lives on the moon could make a crack about it.

I'm slightly offended.

Yeah, but you're the only one I talk to on a regular basis.

It's because of the other Peter, I think. There's at least two other mes. They're both total bros, too.

[bros

because peter is a kid and that is how kids talk

rite??]

Justin, you do realize everyone cringes when you try to talk like that, right?

Also, I graduated college. I got married. Stop talking to me like I'm 16. Just because everyone else, including people who've actually read my SHIELD file, thinks I still am, doesn't mean it's true.

How else am I going to relate, though? I'm a billionaire. You always seem to be impoverished. I'm not blessed and/or cursed by spider radiation. I'm not married. I didn't die. I don't wear skin tight outfits. I don't deliver pizza.

If I have to resort to bro, it's because I've got nothing else to work with.

So maybe you should just get some money.

Remembering I'm a scientist and know at least as much about the underlying science in the projects your company is working on if not more tends to work pretty well for the billionaires I hang out with.

I thought you were more into biology. Being good at one science doesn't mean you can be good or will be good at all of them.

There's a few exceptions, of course.

You know one.

Actually my main thing is chemistry, followed by biology, engineering, physics, and computer programming in that order. I mean, sure, I'm not Reed, but give my genius a little more credit.

You're like the most exceptional pizza delivery boy ever.

I can see why Tobey didn't sit well with you.

Havent delivered pizza since college anyways. My mun swaps between playing me as a science teacher who occasionally supplements his income with photography, or running a photography agency with Donna Troy.

How many years did it take to get you through college, being a superhero and all?

As in how many years passed for me or how many years of comics it took to get to that point?

Years.

Definitely years.

I wouldn't make you mun count so much for no real reason.

Y'know, four years for my Bachelor's, same as most people. My mun has absolutely no clue how long I stuck with grad school though, beyond that I obviously never finished.

My mun hasn't even thought of that movie in about ten years, possibly longer, and now she's halfway debating finding out if the copy she has still works.

Considering that it's a beat to crap old VHS, I kind of doubt it...

Well, it's on Youtube if the tape doesn't work.

My mun loves that movie to bits. Even plays Casey. He'dve been the one to makes this post except all of us up here are pretty sure Casey has no idea who Sam Rockwell even is.

You giving out free smokes? I'll take a pack.

I'm not. It's a joke related to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Who's your favorite? Michelangelo?

Donnie actually.

Mine's Raphael. He always had the most fun.

Reds, if you can get 'em.

Do I really have to start saying "Joke incoming, not to be taken seriously" before I make a wisecrack?

[This is going to be a post for all the Sam Rockwells.

Look what you done did, Pete.]

You just oughtta know there's more than regulars and menthols. Menthols, though, my daddy always said they kill you faster.

So he smoked 'em.

I don't really need to know. Don't smoke. Mostly because It's a terrible habit, but also because I already survived one thing that should've by all rights given me cancer, and I really don't wanna push my luck.

You realize you were asking for this, right?

Yeah, probably.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, summons every Sam Rockwell he can?

Except for Zaphod Beeblebrox and Guy Fleegman, apparently. Kinda disappointed they haven't shown up.

I remember that movie. It was... It was all right.

Eh, it's one of my mun's favorites. Although the reason is because he has a soft-spot for loudmouthed New Yorkers, and, well, Casey Jones in that movie.

Yeah, no thanks. I don't smoke.

I was kidding anyways.

You mention my canon and you don't get any of me or my brothers?

Man, we're slackin'.

Mikey's ADHD must be communicable.

Yeah, seriously. We got new canon and everything and not a peep!

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