dear_mun | Homeless at the moment but looking for a game.

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Homeless at the moment but looking for a game.

I don't care about not having a place, what is a place if it is a place without he? It would be as a rose without petals or a bed without it's covers, cold and useless and unappealing.

I need my fair noble prince if I am to ever survive the harshness of the outside world.

Fetch him to me this moment, my life, my love, my Arthur.

Heartbrokenly,
Lady Vivian

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[Oh dear, this again.]

Never did remove that spell, did we? [That's sort of muttered to himself before he gives her a bright smile, speaking much louder when he actually faces her.]

Aren't there other fair, noble princes you could look at? I mean, you don't really want Arthur, he's a prat most of the time.

[Vivian gives the most offended sounding squeak that a lady has ever made. How dare this servant boy speak ill of her perfect prince.]

There is no other and there never will be for none could ever come a mile to measuring to the perfection of my darling Arthur.

Really, that's strange. I could've sworn you weren't that impressed with him when you first arrived in Camelot.

[She blinks at him and nope that makes no sense. To her mind there's never been a time that Arthur wasn't perfect and brilliant and so handsome she can't breath omg.]

Oh no, quite the opposite. I was simply too intimidated by his perfection to be too close to him.

[Yeah, he just has to stop and look at her.]

You. You were intimidated?

[That's one strong love spell to change her personality so much.]

[And here's a flare of the old Vivian as she whacks him with her rose and glares.]

Yes. Me. Intimidated.

[And then she's back to being all sighing and doe eyed.]

Who wouldn't be in the presence of Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot?

Ow! <[Hey, careful with that! He's just going to grumble as he rubs at his head.]

I'm not intimidated by him.

[He's probably digging himself a hole here.]

[Vivian sighs, pressing her rose to her heart.]

He's so kind and gentle, even to his more lacking servants. Oh, how I love him!

I would disagree with all three of those points, but...

[He crosses his arms and sighs, watching her as she continues mooning after Arthur.]

...you're not even listening to me, are you.

How could I listen to such tripe when the sweet song of Arthur's voice is what my ears demand to hear?

[In short. NOPE.]

Right. Of course. How could I forget?

[Think think think. What's a good way to distract her?

Oh, hang on.]

Lady Vivian. You remember who I am, don't you? [He continues on without waiting for a reply.] I'm Arthur's manservant. Which basically means...I know everything about him. Mostly.

[Merlin, have you ever wanted to be the sole object of Vivian's attention before? No? Well you are now.]

Tell me everything. Leave not a detail or moment out, boy. I demand you tell me everything of my heart's Prince.

Excuse me? I believe the fair Lady just said life without me is a rose without petals, Merlin.

[ never you mind the part where he ... doesn't ... actually even like Vivian. shut up. ]

Prince Arthur!

[Don't mind Vivian while she just clings to you.]

-- ah.

[ tight-lipped smile oh my god how do you get it off. ]

Lady Vivian. It's a, erm, pleasure to see you again.

[Never.

You never get it off Arthur.

She's just going to cling and giggle and nuzzle your chest a little because YAY prince of her heart is here.]

[ oh.

oh gods.

Arthur will just. pat her head awkwardly for a moment before trying to squirm his way out of her grasp. you are so tiny how are you doing this what is happening. ]

[The power of love.

~~And magic~~.

And surprisingly strong arms for a woman. Blame Olaf. He made her do weapons training when she was a child.]

[ well. that explains why you are volatile. Arthur decidedly hates his father and all of his friends.

particularly their crazy ~~enchanted~~ daughters. he twists and contorts a bit in an effort to get an elbow between them to just ... pry her off of him. ]

[Vivian looks up at him adoringly.]

Won't you kiss me but once, My Prince?

Yeah. I heard her just fine the first time.

[He waits until Vivian's got her back to him to mouth 'fair lady??' at Arthur with the most disbelieving face ever.]

So I should just leave you two alone, then? I mean...wouldn't want to interrupt the happy couple, would I?

[ Arthur rolls his eyes at him, effecting a polite, horribly forced smile when she looks their way, and then grabs Merlin's arm to murmur through clenched teeth. ]

Don't you leave me with this woman or you will regret the moment you first took breath in this world.

[ smiling. grinning. so happy. everything is wonderful. ]

[Does Merlin have a death wish? Apparently so.]

But a bed without its covers, Arthur. [Sending that grin right back at you, sire. Now that Merlin's certain Arthur isn't going to run off with the princess and cause all sorts of trouble for the kingdom, he can't resist nettling just a little bit.]

You heard her. It's a cold world without you, and I'm not sure I can leave the fair lady so deprived.

Then I'll send her a coat of furs. She'll survive. I, on the other hand, won't make it the week. She will eat me alive.

[ fingers digging into your arm here, Merlin. stop being a twat. the situation is dire. ]

[ Oh, dear. ]

Ah, Lady Vivian.

[ Just get over Arthur, won't you. ]

King Uther!

[Oh gosh, father in law to be once she gets her hands on your son, what a pleasure it is to see you. She bobs a polite curtsey.]

It is so pleasing to see you in good health, sir.

[ S...ure... ]

Likewise. Although you seem... troubled.

[ Are troubled. In an over dramatic fashion, really. He's almost getting worried. ]

[The lady bobs her head most viciously.]

I am heartsick, my King, for the love of your son.

Won't you make him marry me? Father would come around. Eventually. If I asked him.

[ U n s u r e. ]

Perhaps in the future. I am not considering marriage for him at the moment.

[ Lalala. ]

Of course!

In the future we shall be married.

The near future, M'Lord. It wouldn't do well to wait. A summer wedding would be charming!

Yes, it certainly would be.

And I know Father would be ever so happy for the relations between our kingdoms to strengthen.

Once we take the knives away from him.

[ That does get a bit of a chuckle. ]

As would I.

[ But probably not this way! ]

I would make ever such a good wife for your son, my King. I promise so.

I am certain you would.

[ Except may...be not really. ]

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Homeless at the moment but looking for a game.

you are amazing

I do try. I also have a Freya in the wings. I love my unloved Merlin girls

They do need more love, don't they?

So much more love.

Definitely

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she is amazing. you suck.

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