dear_mun | Jan. 14th, 2013

Jan. 14th, 2013

[ Axl looks a little bit disturbed by some of the things he's been hearing his mun say about where he might be going. ]

You know, I'm really not liking the idea of going to a place where I'll be "forced to grow up." There's nothing wrong with me the way I am, lady, and you know it. [ He just grins, or at least he does until a look of dismay settles onto his face instead. ]

Don't start with that song either. I just got finished getting it out of my head, okay?

[ But it really would make a man out of you! ]

Ahah...no. Wait...are you writing that thing now?! Geez.

diplomatique

I am glad. This mission seems to be pointing itself in a rousing success, despite United Earth's actions while we are not aware.

[ ... ]

Ah, a shop? For potions? Miss Mun, I have yet to receive word on the sundries I have already made. Should we not wait? There may be something yet to fine tune. I am not willing to take that risk upon the Transport population.

[ some flustering; ]

I would rather you not say such a thing. I have only experienced time as Emperor for but a few months. I am not "a natural", as you would say. There is much I have yet to learn.

retributior

Come now. An attitude like that won't win you any favors from I if you keep wording it in such a negative fashion. You should be honored that my voice can be heard by you at all. With what the current loudest ones in your writing these days are from a not too bright celestial princess and my husband of all people.

Because as much as I love James -- Dearling, please. We both know that I was always the better half.

And it wouldn't hurt for you to actually have me explore this place you have me settled in, now would it? Since you're taking me out of the Deck and since the others aren't here for any riveting talks, pickings aren't as abundant as I like when it comes to interaction. Especially with your decision to keep me out of games. So get to it now. You know what they say about idle hands.

k_9

Mistress.

While I am the master's loyal companion and friend, I am not a 'tea'.
Staring at http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/fandoms.html will not change that.
Continue primary functions immediately.

K9.

soalive

Well, well, well. It only took you how many months to cave? You know, I'm beginning to think I should feel a little insulted. You lay one eye on her, and all of a sudden, see how fast priorities change! News at eleven!

What's that? Jealous? [ a chuckle. ] Me? [ he points to himself. ] Of her? [ he points away, somewhere in the distance. ]

C'mon. I like to think you know me a little better than that by now. You know, I could have sworn I mentioned the months and months you kept me cooped up in here already.. So. What are you waiting for? You opened the door, it's only right we walk through it. After all, we have so much time to make up for.

sonsie

As long as I'm able to keep eating all the sweets I want I don't have a problem with you sending me someplace.

[just that uninterested borderline bored expression as she fiddles mindlessly with the ends of her hair.]

I wouldn't even mind the rabbit. Just so long as he doesn't try to eat my sweets.

[a smile that feigns innocence.]

I'll fuck up his shit if he does.

[...even saying that, there's no guaranteeing she won't eat any of his??]

afallenstar

I wouldn't worry too much. Even if you don't make it in, you can always try again. It's not the end of the world, trust me.

...Anyway, I'm already stuck in one little town aren't I? Surely there's no real need to upgrade. I know you'd like to see more of my family, but I'm okay with who I have here. Seriously.

~~Well, maybe it'd be nice to see some of the others~~

Why don't you just bring some here instead?

credential

Already you see that you are not the first to stand in the way; you will not be the last.

What we do is not a game for children to reach for with spoiled hands like yours. You will stand down. Now.

highfunctioning_sociopath

Oh, do stop thinking about this.

[He waves off any comments the mun wishes to make.]

Clearly they are idiots.

[He clears his throat.]

It's fine, really. It just goes to show that Americans don't know a good thing when they see it.

[He sighs heavily.]

Yes, I know you're an American, I would say you're the exception.

neverovermyhead

I think you're forgetting the fact that I've never been in over my head in my life. And I don't plan on it happening any time soon either.

You on the other hand. You better know what you're doing.

punsofiron

I know, mun. I miss him too. But Jesus H, I've never seen you this starved for company before.

If you want my honest opinion - and don't say you don't, or why else would you have gotten up just to get on this community? - you're losing focus on what really matters in these games. He's not the only one I had to talk to, you know. Didn't you want to do more with Aqua? She's my best friend and we've hardly talked lately, I'd kind of like that.

You used to be much better about this. What happened to you? I know it's kind of sad, but if it's hurting you this much I think you have other issues that you need to deal with. You can do the cross-canon thing and keep me and anyone else afloat even without canonmates. I've seen you do it. Stop dwelling on the things you can't change and try working with what you have. I know the others have plenty of things they might wanna do with us. And don't worry about me, okay? I can stand on my own two feet. That's what you love so much about playing me, right?

crazyamy

You - you actually think this is a good idea? Just throwing me out here into the world with no warning?

Do you want me to die? Because I might. I might die. You don't know. This kind of thing is extremely unpredictable. I might get hit by a car, or maybe drown when I'm taking a shower, or fall out of an airplane or something - anything!

... Oh god. This is terrible! What am I even supposed to be doing here?

-- Socializing?

You just want me to make friends? As in, with other people?!

I thought I was supposed to be the crazy one here! Just leave me here to die, why don't you.

imabiblesalesman

There's an expression here that seems kinda appropriate...though I'm not sure that a girl should be using language like that. Fuck the haters? I mean I've never let people's judgements bother me.

[since you're going to insist on being a badass mun. Fine.] Just...don't fuck um' too far. I'm cautious by nature and I don't go charging into the shit without at least some kind of plan. There's a plan there and I don't know if you've grasped that.

What? There is a plan. I didn't make it to detective without being smart. No one is sorrier then me that you're feeling down doll, but - key word here but don't go doing anything stupid.

ladylooper

Look, lady, I get it, I'm new, you need to cement a few things and there's not a lot going on at Bakerstreet that you'd be comfortable dumping me into.

But don't do it, that other place is not the answer! You and I both know what'll happen if you go back to that, what'd you call it? Hive of scum and villainy? Weren't you just telling people how glad you were to be away from there? Let's keep it that way, yeah?

pickedcoward

The answer's no.

To this, to me and to all of that, and to everything you've thought of doin' and everything you'd think of doin' if you thought to do the things you're thinking about doin' now. Past present and future, no.

There you have it. Happy to help.

whitescalesbigmouth

...Who's this "Sting Eucliffe" guy and why do you want me to meet him?

He's a dragon slayer right? So what's all this about white dragons? Ugh, Mun you've not even touched the canon thing he's from he might not be the kind of guy I should hang out with, Especially if he's a dragon slayer. Remember how hard it was to talk sense into Az?

Yeah, Dragon Slayers aren't the kind of people a dragon should be hanging out with if they value their own scales.

myfries

Yeah, so, I know you've kinda been eyeballing me for a while there, mun. But do you really think you have what it takes to handle me? I mean, you're not exactly the most out-there player as it is. What makes you think that you can keep up with me? You hardly even do the plots you're in at the moment. I'm an independent woman who likes to play games and have fun. Are you even smart enough to come up with my genius plans on your own?

Oh, and what you're thinking about that other vampire guy that's hanging out at that place? Yeah, don't bother. Not really into it.

thegreyhound

So you finally decided to get this show on the road, then, huh?

All right then. We should go.

finedprint

I won't leave. Not now. Not when I'm this close to finding my boy. And Belle is...

Certain men need dealing with. And don't worry, it's not my prerogative to kill him. Yet.

So let's make a deal, eh dearie? You stop whatever plan you have unfolding and I'll make sure mine are finished quickly. I'm not about to have everything I worked for be subjected to your whims.

wintershepherd

Oh, let me think why I wouldn't be happy with the entire city going underwater! As if that wasn't bad enough, there are also plans for zombies-- and that's before the rest of you muns get together and plot other things happening.

Don't get me wrong, I like a little chaos as much as the next person but potential drownings are not, in any sense of the word, even remotely FUN.

fireiceandrage

Listen just because you're rusty and feel that I don't know what I'm doing doesn't make it true. I don't know about you but I always know what I'm doing. Mostly. Almost always. It doesn't matter! Don't even think about keeping me idle. I've had enough of that now! Months I've been sitting there bored. Do you know what it's like? Sitting there and doing nothing! I can't stand minutes yet alone months!

Once you've gotten my voice right you had better find something for me to do. I don't care what it is so long as I'm not in one boring universe all the time! I know you're picky but I'm really not! Well, I'm a little picky, but I don't want to sit around and do nothing! How does anyone do that? Sitting around and doing nothing. Awful. Just awful. I don't know what I'll do but I'll do something. I'll yell! And be annoying! You don't want that now do you?

Alright. Right then. Now that we're on the same page that's as good a place to start as any isn't it?

goodhumor

You know what, I'm not even gonna fight it. That sounds kind of awesome.

[No, tell us how you really feel.]

I'm less enthusiastic about who's waitin' there for me, but come on now. I could do a hell of a lot worse than a sex island.

yatagarasu

It's been almost three years since the Yatagarasu first conquered your headspace, Mun! We should celebrate!

...So what if it's still a couple of months away? And so what if you can't remember the exact day? We should throw a party! Where do you keep the party supplies?

ftssusstgsetfwe

Okay, even though nothing makes sense, it's kind of fun being the Mad Hatter. Actually, I think it's kind of fun because nothing makes sense.

lessismore

Figured you'd come back. I was told you would. Thing is, what makes you think you'll be able to handle it this time? "Missing" me isn't an excuse. You know I don't deal in that department.

[His jaw tightens and his eyes narrow.]

Look, just... don't waste my time again. Your goddamn indecision isn't exactly a good example of what I can expect from people.

marmar

Really? One icon and you give up the search?

Oh, my glob, you're lazy. If you're going to send me to some lumpin' game, I need more than one icon. Get back to it.

perfectcosmos

But I want a game! A real game. I mean, sure, the dressing room you have me camped out in is fun and all, what with all the other people from my universe around, but I want something more substantial.

Yeah, sure, you just joined a game, but that was with Obito, not me, and you haven't even posted me anywhere since you started in that game! How fair is that? NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

And your muselist! I saw what you put on there! You don't want me to have a game! How could you? Why would you do that to me when I'm such a wonderful person?

Well?

femmefatalefowl

I'm not sure I really see the point of these human icons... but if it gets you to play me more, than I suppose a little ugliness can be overlooked.

Now how about we watch a few more episodes of Dark darling in action? If you want to make a good guess of when I stopped being a criminal, I won't settle for anything else. Don't tell me you've already forgotten what it's like to be on my bad side.

advancedbosoms

Okay, Missy, we need to have a talk.

A horrific pregnancy scare is bad enough but, you know, whatever. Been there, spawned that, it's old news. But Spike? You're letting Spike bite me? And you think it's entertaining?

I don't care if you're some Power That Is or a hand on the wall or just some bored soothsayer at Wolfram and Hart, but either start giving me some decent storylines or butt the hell out.

ardhanari

I can understand if you're worried, but I don't think that's the case.

You're just very distracted, and should really try harder to focus. It's okay. We can get through this together, and even though there are far less dangerous places than where you're sending me I'm not going to hold it against you.

Just take a deep breath and give me your full attention for a while. I can ask no more than that.

neverneverlandboy

( Spoilers in comments )

hotforsensei

You've got a day to finish the personality section and beef up the third-person sample, in addition to a little canon-review so you're not going in blind. Didn't you say "I can totally finish it, I just have to do it all in one go" last month?

Well, if you think you can, I won't stop you trying--just keep in mind that Sakura might kill me if I promise I'll be there this month and we miss the deadline again.

antinouswild

Dear Mun,

I am getting tired of people calling me 'boy' or making reference to the fact that they seem to think that I am 'pretty.'

Both are irritating me.

Please do something about that.

I don't care if you think that they are in your control or not.

lost_her_head

Please reconsider this! You already know how complicated it's going to be to get me to fit with the setting, and I'm not sure how many people are going to share Shinra's...appreciation for how I look.

Yes, I suppose someone should be there to keep an eye on Shizuo and Izaya but why does that someone have to be me? Don't you think I tire enough of that where I am, and to ask me to do that without my powers...

You're insane. I realise I must be too if I'm trying to reason with you. But that doesn't mean I don't think this is a big mistake.

revolutionnerons

These priorities and fears of yours...strange, to say the least. I hope you're not looking for me to rearrange mine to match, since that would lead to disappointment for us both. If I am to haunt the halls of this bizarre, new cafe, indefinitely, I would like to know that we share a better understanding than that.

...Were my friends brought to this place, as well, I suppose I would hear one, among them, laugh and call me a fool to hear it said that this...is not what I envisioned. Please don't think I give any credit to Marius's misguided melodrama, but perhaps there is a part of me that also wishes it could have ended...differently.

heavensmostwanted

( Read more... )

saintnorth

I am sure you will do fine! Just because there are so few does not mean we are the only ones, you know. Certainly example must be made, so that the... eh, other me's, I suppose, will be encouraged from hiding, but I am not worried. So, malenʹkiy mishka, you should not be either.

You have movie for reviewing, anyways, and novel in the mail now. I promise that the wait will be worth it, so enough impatience.

And stop fussing over icons! It is exciting that someone decided to give us two months worth, but is not productive to poke at them constantly. There is still room for more, but you do not need to fill them all up now. Though more of me when I was the bandit king would be most delightful, I think. Is too bad there is so little of me on this 'blogging' place of yours, both as I was and as I am.

So spend your time more wisely, maybe. You have other applications you are needing to write, besides mine for this Ruby City place. Perhaps you should focus on those? I am in no rush.

ashlen

I understand your reservations, my lady. I've my own as well. I have been away from the Ylvarén for too long, as all stands. Please return me to my home, Lady. I should be with my own people.

combomove

Space.

It is like a big long black blanket that someone poked holes in. I've never really thought much about it. With my back to back cases, I was far too busy.

My days now always start with a cup of joe. That is... until Officer Davis arrived to the scene. I knew what he wanted. To get me back to the force.

But those days are over. I was retired.

"BMO. There is something that you should know."

"Save it, Officer Davis. Whatever it is, I am not interested."

"I know. After what happened with Lorraine, I can't blame you."

... Lorraine. It was like almost yesterday that I saw her face and that bright red lipstick of hers.

"What is it that you want, Officer Davis?"

"Have you read the papers? It's about your friends."

That caught my attention.

"My friends?"

"It is all over the news. They're... stuck in space."

"Space?! But -- But that's impossible!!"

"See for yourself."

I could not believe my eyes when I saw that post. There was no doubt about it. They were stuck to that place like sticky forever glue. And there was only one thing to do.

Do.

Do-do.

"BMO, where are you going?"

"Where else, Officer Davis? I am going to reach for the stars."

anythingbutahero

So, what's the occasion here? You made this journal or whatever, talk over details and then decide to leave me high and dry for a while only to come back?

You really are predictable, idiot.

What's the plan this time? Gonna try to find me a "game" or whatever? Tch, don't waste my time.

atrueheroine

6 months, mundane. Time flies, although I wouldn't exactly say I'm having fun.

Why not, you ask? You know why. I'm not even going to speak of it. You think I can't tell? I know what you're planning, and it's ridiculous. I don't have time for that sort of thing. I don't want to deal with that sort of thing.

I don't want to deal with them.

[[Hmph!]]

You'll find that we'll get along far easier if you just let me do my work in Albion, but since you seem incapable of grasping that concept, at least allow me to be properly active against those who threaten the peace in this 'game' of yours.

[[Page just finishes with a sigh.]]

I don't think I'll ever be able to learn how to play this one properly, and I don't tend to give up easily. Something you'll realise with time, I'm sure, although with my luck it will probably take another six bloody months.

underground_boss

Well, if yer really fixin' to play me, then ya best give it yer all. May as well make dragging me outta Driftveil worth my while.

doctorweevil

So let me get this straight. You spend about 99% of your time playing Tosh or Martha, but suddenly it's all "Oh, I feel like being an arse to people, let's bring Owen out." Yeah, brilliant idea there. Never mind that you've got a couple other pricks up here in your head, no, it's got to be me, hasn't it?

Still, I suppose I can't complain, since I'm not in one of these bloody games or anything. Not that the whole concept of a City of Sin sounds bad at all, really.

[...yeah, Owen, you just ask Tosh how much she likes it.]

Well, it's Toshiko. She's a bit of a wet blanket, of course she's not much of one for sex and...whatever else people get up to there.

[Yep. That's the reason. Totally.]

Anyway, you're clinically insane, I hope you know that. And I'm a doctor, so I'm entirely qualified to make these diagnoses. More qualified than Martha bloody Jones, anyway.

womanwhobeatyou

Really, dear. Rather obvious that this particular incarnation of me isn't dead, isn't it?

Any discerning woman would be able to see it. [Why yes, Holmeses, that is a dig. How'd you guess.]

ex_delineation518

I had no idea you were so fastidious.

So I'm here now, away from my sisters. Am I to assume I'm going somewhere, or are you frivolous as well as fastidious?

myhorseisaharley

Oushuu's One-Eyed Dragon cannot be tamed, and you'll be burnt to death for even trying! You're no exception when it comes to getting in my way, so either get the hell out of it or I'll rip ya to shreds!

vampire_queen

So you're finally gonna do it, eh? Cuz of little old me? Gotta admit it is mighty convenient you getting bored of a meme community at the same time I come around. You sure you will be able to handle me in a game? Well now you gotta find one. Make sure it is a good one too! I mean someone as awesome as me deserves the best.

Soooo whatcha thinking? Any ideas at all? No? Come on man.....get your stuff together. I know your sick but that's no excuse it is not like you got classes anymore.

I'll just be waiting on you slow butt.

careless_king

Oh, come now, it can't be that difficult, can it? I mean, you've come this far, so why not draw things out for a just a bit longer? I know, I know, you're losing track of the pages, but it'll be worth it. I mean, how large can a single image repository be?

...Hm? Really? Over 6000 images of me on this "Pixiv" thing you keep talking about? Well, how about that? Apparently my legend is great enough, that they've even heard of me in other worlds! All the more reason you shouldn't stop. You're only halfway through, and there's going to be so much space to fill on these "icons" of yours.

Don't worry. I have full faith in your endurance.

[Sinbad whips out a flask and cup, whistling as he takes a seat and starts to imbibe.]

In the meantime, I'll enjoy a little drink. For moral support, of course. Consider it a toast in your honor.

allthyvexations

You would enjoy it if I told you to "put your back into it," wouldn't you? You seem like the sort to enjoy that semblance of jamais vu.

Ah, yes. This is the part where I'm supposed to quote Shakespeare. "Brave new world." You'll never actually reach this brave new world if you don't actually set sail. I know that you know what I mean, considering that you've begun to study my speech patterns. I won't discriminate - science and art begin with observation, after all, and you and I appreciate both.

I don't mind waiting with a cup of earl gray and my laptop. I'll leave this deadline to you. I've got a division to run and you have your own department. I trust that you'll keep the ball rolling regardless, so to speak. Mundane.

robo_egg

It's about time you came crawling back to me! I am, after all, the pinnacle of intellectual prowess in this cavern you call a head.

Now, get me a workshop and I may just forgive you yet.

forourqueen

By the Dark Lady, you are useless. Slaughter that wretch already so I can have his jaw.

My clotted blood is boiling with more rage than I've felt in years. That child is meeting the loop of my garotte before this night is over, I swear it! Nobody steals my blades.

...and nobody steals my kill.

Current Mood: angry

unpurged

Okay, so I know that just yesterday I warned you against getting upset if this doesn't work out, and I know that you know it's going to be an uphill struggle anyway.

But if you're really that invested, you know that there are places you can look to find other Users, muns, other people who might be willing to play things out in this 'verse you've cooked up.

I'm not going to say it's a good idea, but it might not be a bad one either.

searchforpeace

I won't go.

[The tone of Mineva's voice is firm and decisive. Her expression is even set into a hard one.]

A mundane's orders mean little to a muse who won't follow them. You have yet to win my confidence or sympathy and you certainly won't with force. I refuse to go against my good senses. There is nothing in that place that I need. Logically or emotionally.

Force me. I won't go willingly.

cmdreffingshepard

Wouldn't be the first time I've been pressed into service whether I like it or not.

[Her mouth turns down a little, and she pinches the bridge of her nose.] Look, if I can help, I will. Especially if it'll get us all back where we belong.

sneezeslikeakitten

Aaand here we are, again. You dragged me out once, for all of a week, tossed me on the backburner for six months like unwanted gravy, and now suddenly you want me back out again?

Not to give you a hard time or anything, but do you really think you've got enough time to be doing this kind of multi-taskting?

treble_maker

Hey, Mun. I'm super happy for you about your new school and how much you love your classes. And of course that you're in music courses, which is awesome. But you sure you can take on another one of us? Especially one as..obscure as me? I mean, I'm flattered, and I'm excited, but... this is a big deal for you.

Also. If you get that job, which I'm hoping you do, you'll run out of time to reply to things as it is. But if you're sure you can do this... I'm here to help!

Finding Beca... that'd be pretty awesome too.

Thanks.

-Jesse.

hakamacomplex

Wouldn't it be nice to go somewhere? It really is boring just sitting around. No one will talk to me and it's really boring. Also, don't you know more about me now? Isn't that enough to do something again?

Hm?

Ah... concern for what might be revealed next. I guess that is a concern when dealing with a villain that hasn't had their motivations explained yet. Though, can you really call me a villain? Just look at this face? I'm just a priest with a hobby, that's all. Black magic is a perfectly good hobby.

Oh! I know, send me somewhere with youkai! I want to learn more about them.

darkraisomemore

If you're so dissatisfied with using me anywhere on account of the ridiculousness of my story thus far, you can just, you know. Start it over. I hate this isolation, and if erasing all work thus far is what it takes to get me out of it, I'll take it.

You can't always go around relying on other people for your plans. You have to make your own. And I think it's high time you did just that.

insolentchildren

...I'm inside a brain.

What.

I haven't been through medical school. I haven't even been all the way through middle school. I don't think I'm old enough to be inside a brain.

Oh no oh gosh first ghosts now this -

I think we have issues.

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