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[combomove]

Space.

It is like a big long black blanket that someone poked holes in. I've never really thought much about it. With my back to back cases, I was far too busy.

My days now always start with a cup of joe. That is... until Officer Davis arrived to the scene. I knew what he wanted. To get me back to the force.

But those days are over. I was retired.

"BMO. There is something that you should know."

"Save it, Officer Davis. Whatever it is, I am not interested."

"I know. After what happened with Lorraine, I can't blame you."


... Lorraine. It was like almost yesterday that I saw her face and that bright red lipstick of hers.

"What is it that you want, Officer Davis?"

"Have you read the papers? It's about your friends."

That caught my attention.

"My friends?"

"It is all over the news. They're... stuck in space."

"Space?! But -- But that's impossible!!"

"See for yourself."

I could not believe my eyes when I saw that post. There was no doubt about it. They were stuck to that place like sticky forever glue. And there was only one thing to do.


Do.

Do-do.


"BMO, where are you going?"

"Where else, Officer Davis? I am going to reach for the stars."

Comments

[bonni]

. . . . . . . . . .

[ After this.... she only has one question. ]

Who's Officer Davis?

[combomove]

( BMO ignores that question. )

Princess! Beware of the slimies. They are... poisonous!

[bonni]

Wait? Slimies? What slimies?

[combomove]

The slimies on the ship.

[bonni]

We have poisonous slimies aboard the ship? Really? Why didn't I hear about this?

[combomove]

Because it is TOP SECRET.

[bonni]

Oooooo! Top secret, huh? Sounds promising.

[650nmivore]

[...]

BMO? What are you doing?

[combomove]

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Check please.

[650nmivore]

[that gets a laugh]

Writing stories, huh?

[what's up with all this fanfiction junk?]

[combomove]

What? Writing stories are for sissies.

[650nmivore]

Uh huh. Then what were you doing there?

[combomove]

I was preparing myself for combat.

this is so perfect

[humanhero]

[Just as BMO gets up, Finn appears around the corner, pulling his hat onto his head in the same motion. Looks like he was just getting out of bed. With a yawn he asks.]

..Hey BMO....you talkin' to someone in here?

(8

[combomove]

Me talking to someone? Oh no! That would be weird.

( and BMO giggles. )

[humanhero]

Mmm.. Well whatcha doin' up this early then?

[combomove]

I am in the middle of upgrading my software.

[humanhero]

Well that's cool. Y'got any new games?

[combomove]

Hmmmmm.... not yet! I am still browsing through my database.

[wizardeyes]

Hey BMO, how's my partner in crime!?

[This is probably another senile episode from the wizard.]

[combomove]

(GASPS!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ice King! I should have known. It was YOU.

[wizardeyes]

Yep it was me....


...me what? Is this a knock knock joke?

[combomove]

You were up to the crime of taking my friends to space!

[dualsneakers]

Whoa-ho! You're going to be a space officer?

[combomove]

Hey! I did not say that. That was in the past.