On Mun's Idea of Entertainment at dagaz

[advancedbosoms]

Okay, Missy, we need to have a talk.

A horrific pregnancy scare is bad enough but, you know, whatever. Been there, spawned that, it's old news. But Spike? You're letting Spike bite me? And you think it's entertaining?

I don't care if you're some Power That Is or a hand on the wall or just some bored soothsayer at Wolfram and Hart, but either start giving me some decent storylines or butt the hell out.

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[idolstolemylook]

If it's any consolation, I don't think it's very funny, either.

[advancedbosoms]

Hey, who are you to complain? You get a free meal out of it.

[idolstolemylook]

You have no respect for my emotional arc, do you?

[advancedbosoms]

Nope. Nuh uh. None whatsoever.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh, but Angel. Angel can be a good guy.

[advancedbosoms]

Duh.

[idolstolemylook]

Look, I know for a fact his dick isn't made of ice cream. What is it with you people and him?

[xochipilli_cursed]

Bite you?

[advancedbosoms]

Vampires. Pains in the neck.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Call him a leech, it sometimes pisses them off. Sometimes it is the little victories.

[advancedbosoms]

Eh, he's not the easily pissed kind. Not unless you say that he ripped off Billy Idol.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Oh.

Yeah, go with that. He's the Billy Idol of leeches.

[advancedbosoms]

Well, it's something.

[idolstolemylook]

It was her idea!

[xochipilli_cursed]

You could always say no.

[myassisnotpansy]

That strikes me as an extraordinarily bad idea, Cordelia.

[advancedbosoms]

Yeah, well, we'll see what happens if yours puts you in a game. You'll probably end up as Angel's cabana boy or something.

[myassisnotpansy]

That hardly seems likely.

[advancedbosoms]

You haven't seen the things I've seen yet. You'll be lucky if you don't end up turned into a girl or boning Lindsey McWhatsit.

[myassisnotpansy]

What is it? Spells? Demon blood? What's the mechanism of transformation?

[advancedbosoms]

Chris Harrison

[myassisnotpansy]

Is he a demon? A warlock?

[idolstolemylook]

That's assuming he's not already.

A girl, I mean. Maybe he's boning a bird named Lindsey, I have no idea.

[dublinbrogue]

...This sounds like a really bad idea princess.

[advancedbosoms]

You know, everyone keeps telling me that. Like I don't know it's a bad idea.

[dublinbrogue]

You have a point there, does it help to know if I could I'd do anything in my power to help you. Sadly, bein' dead puts a damper on that.

[advancedbosoms]

Oh, don't be such a baby. Being dead never stops anyone else around here from showing up.

[dublinbrogue]

[ He just gives her a look.] See I'd run to you, I would but the one I'm stuck with is doing the 'I'm in too many games' freak out. Still I'd love to. She's not so certain.

[advancedbosoms]

Pfft. Games. I'd like to see the prize behind Curtain Number Three, you know? So far, all I'm doing is landing on a lot of Lose Your Turns.

[dublinbrogue]

Maybe the prize is a big scary thing ready to eat you? Maybe that prize isn't worth it? Lose your turns sound pretty safe to me.

[advancedbosoms]

Prize here seems to be a prince who wants a princess. Sounds like a pretty okay arrangement to me.

[dublinbrogue]

[ He just got lost in the metaphors.] Wait, Spike's a prince? I'd still reject that with the neck bitin' and all.

[advancedbosoms]

No, no, not him. Another prince.

It's like some real life version of The Bachelor but I guess that reference is probably going to go up and above since that whole disaster happened after you--well, anyway, no. Spike isn't a princess.

Possibly a princess, though.

[placeintheworld]

...Not one of - [ours? theirs?] Not nearly enough bloodshed and hellfire to be wolfram and hart.

[advancedbosoms]

Not yet. I've been around bloodshed and hellfire enough to know that there's usually signs first. Influx of demon slugs or thunder in the sky or hands showing up in boxes. No offense.

[Pause.]

Actually, on second thought, you can be offended if you want. I don't really care either way.