morgana mccawber as a human? because why not

[femmefatalefowl]

I'm not sure I really see the point of these human icons... but if it gets you to play me more, than I suppose a little ugliness can be overlooked.

Now how about we watch a few more episodes of Dark darling in action? If you want to make a good guess of when I stopped being a criminal, I won't settle for anything else. Don't tell me you've already forgotten what it's like to be on my bad side.

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[brunettely]

So, you're an ex-criminal too, huh?

[femmefatalefowl]

That's right. From what I hear, you managed to win over someone like that?

[Wistful sigh.] Love really is the best answer.

[brunettely]

Yes, that's right! So that's like what happened with you?

I agree. Love is wonderful.

[femmefatalefowl]

Exactly. I thought I'd never love anything more than money, but he proved me wrong. But I had fun trying to convince him otherwise for a while.

[brunettely]

Money, huh? It might have been a disaster if you'd met Eugene before I did. [She laughs.] I'm glad you have someone so special!

[femmefatalefowl]

Now now, I'm sure a sweet little thing like you still would have taken his heart.

[brunettely]

Well, gosh, I sure like to think so! I mean you two could have caused a lot of trouble together.

[femmefatalefowl]

There's a big difference between trouble and romance. Darkwing won me over because he was good. If I'd just wanted someone handsome and evil, I could have gone for NegaDuck.

[UGH. Shudder.]

[brunettely]

I'm sorry... NegaDuck?

[femmefatalefowl]

Did you miss the 'human' thing? I'm not supposed to be like this. I'm actually a duck, but for whatever reason some people like to imagine me otherwise. Honestly, it feels rather plain.

[brunettely]

I understood you weren't human, I just didn't think... Ducks could be evil.

[femmefatalefowl]

Oh they absolutely can, speaking as a former evil one myself. But he is the worst. Fortunately, evil is always defeated, no matter who or what they are. Or they get shown just how fun being good is.

[brunettely]

Yes, I suppose things tend to work out in the end, huh? Even if sometimes it takes a while to get there.

[femmefatalefowl]

But I have to admire you! Losing your magic like that, I don't know how I'd bare it.

[brunettely]

It's still scary, sometimes, not having that gift, but... There's freedom with it, too.

...Besides, my hair is so much easier to manage like this!