dear_mun | Sep. 6th, 2012

Sep. 6th, 2012

OI. So you think you can just bury me, six feet under, because you were "busy" and just dig me up when it's convenient for you??? I've been waiting a LONG TIME, Mun!!! Didn't you hear the kicking and the screaming?? You took me away from Miwako, you thoughtless piece of crap!

Not that I'm not grateful for your change of heart, BUT DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!! Sheesh. A guy can only take so damn much.

wildmageletapproaches

Mun,

Okay, so I'll thank you for taking me after saving both the Mortal and Divine Realms. I'd really rather not find out what'd happen if I were in some other dimension while all of that was going on.

...And I guess I don't mind the fact that I get a very gorgeous, very big wolf soul companion for my troubles.

What I do mind is that you're almost done with the app thing, and you haven't even finished re-reading the fourth book! I'm not sure whether to say that's fair foolish of you or...that it's fair foolish of you since you don't even remember how we got to that point.

Yes, I'm basically saying that you're a foolish girl and you should keep going if you're on a roll.

-Daine

ghost_shield

Yeah yeah, okay, you're thinking about the guy again 'cause of all those scans. Would you stop talking about how hilarious it would be to have the guy I used to be a version of show up in the game when I do? I get it, I used to be Phoenix Wright, har har har, can we move on from that please? I'm my own guy now, damnit, even if the icons don't show it.

Man, why couldn't you focus on one of your PROPER OCs? Or at least get some original art so it's not so OBVIOUS who I used to be. Geez.

magicalwright

... Wait, so Polly isn't the main character anymore? That's embarassing...

Guess it's Daddy's time to shine again then! The Wright Anything Agency could do with some fresh talent if Daddy's going to be busy working again. Maybe Apollo could learn to balance things on his hair...

sothis_rising

I was waiting to find out how long it took till you realized you'd gotten me all mucked up. Good thing Lil's Mun asked that question or I'd still be fluffing those bloody cravats and kissing everyone's arse.

(It wasn't that bad.)

Yeah, you weren't on the receiving end of it. Moons could have overtaken me. That's not on the cards here no one dominates Sirius Black. Oh, and you bunked up the relationship too doll. Let's work on making that a little less balled and a little more hard punk. Yeah I plan to spend the rest of my ruddy life with the bloke, I've always assumed we'd all be together, but that doesn't mean I have to go and say it. Especially not first. Rems is a good woman, he'll figure it out without you spelling it out for him using my ruddy voice, so stop it. Right, yeah, I know what you're going to say. I don't care. I don't adjust to them, they adjust to me. That's how I am and they can all suck my (Omitted for inappropriate words) if they don't like it. We clear woman? I don't want to have this talk again.

no4thwall

I do not wish to wake from uneasy dreams. Leave me in death-- it suits me more. I've waited for peace of mind for long enough that I'll take it in this corner of your psyche. What purpose-- or desire-- would I have for leaving it?

I've been puppet and puppetmaster, and I tire of both. Keep your hands from my strings, I do not dance to the twists and pulls of an amateur. I can see your thoughts, and I don't like the shape of them; they're too half-formed and premature for my liking. Come back later, when you have more to give me.

Maybe I'll even consider it.

prince_of_the_moon

[A great dog is barking at his Mun. Poisonous green drool is dripping from his lips and causing the ground to...melt...at his feet.

The Mun is happy to see you too, Sesshomaru. There's no reason to be so giddy.

A bright light answers that assessment, engulfing the canine and turning him into...

A handsome demon.]

Idiotic as ever.

mepunchgods

HULK HAD HOME. HOME GONE. HULK NOT HAPPY! PUT HULK IN NEW HOME.

MEAN TIME, HULK GIVE LISTENS. HULK SOLVE PROBLEMS. YOU TELL HULK PROBLEMS.

MUN WILL FIND HOME.

manicuredangel

Really, dear... I don't think I should like to go to another one of those "games", as you like to call them. I'm perfectly happy here in my bookshop and I'd really rather not leave it. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to my bookshop on the large space faring vessel. I cannot forget the smell of my collection burning to ashes.

Er... Yes, I will admit the absence of Crowley has been a little disconcerting, especially since he didn't leave a note or anything.... But I do have plenty of books to tide me over until he returns. I'll be quite alright.

veverest

I was wondering when I would be let out. Guess now is a good time as any.

Though... I will make her accept me. After all, she is me, right? And, if I have to do it by force, I shall.

chromia

Mun... I have put up with quite a lot from you... but really... this fanfiction thing has got to stop.
I am not impressed with the situations you keep putting me in... and I really do not like where this latest idea of yours is going...
.... You are seriously considering trying to write me in a relationship with Starscream of all mechs?
No. Just no. Forget it. I am not going to do it. I don't care if it was a request, I would rather shoot him.

So get your head out of your aft and find something else to write about, because I'm not going to cooperate with this.
Go work on one of the other ten or more of the stories that you've already started.

Current Mood: aggravated

princessprodigy

I'm tired of you telling me how "loud" you feel my voice is when we both know it's truly something you'll never master. Don't you have better things to do with your time? I could think of a few, but I think stating them here would be dishonorable.

Maybe if you didn't waste all your time on that earth peasant, you and I could come to some sort of arrangement.

finedprint

Well now. This is all very interesting, but as someone who has notably finished what tale there is at hand, I suspect you understand this is not the most proper allocation of resources. My time, in particular.

All things come with a price. And you're well aware of how removing my involvement in Storybrooke is going to cost more than what you can afford, Miss Mundane.

[ a slow smile ]

Just a bit of friendly advice, from a humble businessman.

norussianplz

All right, fine. You want to "find a home for me," okay. I can appreciate that, even if I already have one. Remember? That nice place in Manhattan? Only a couple of miles of really bad city traffic from my company? No? That's not ringing any bells? No, of course not. Why would it? You listen worse than Ivan did.

Look, I'll spell it out for you. And just, try to listen, okay, sweetheart? I know it's hard, but try.

You make terrible decisions. You're making another one now. And for the sake of everyone involved, you should stop before you regret it. You really should.

Trust me here. I'm already regretting it.

lesliemonster

If I have to read "50 Shades of Grey" then so do you.

Anything else is unfair.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go read some Elizabeth Grosz until things don't hurt any more.

metastability

So, it appears you are still determined to 'get to know me'. [He seems quietly amused by this, standing with his hand clasped lightly behind his back as his fire burns evenly.]

You already know how it ends, and yet you are still intrigued by how we get there. I admire your ... curiosity.

I admit I am curious myself, about these 'games' you have Agents Carolina and South Dakota in. Hopefully, there will be a chance for us to participate in such adventures as well, once the season is at an end.

That is, if you still think you can handle us, at that point.

quorralated

Are you sure this is a good idea? Not that it's my place to question a User, but...you have other programs, don't you? I wouldn't want to take your attention away from them too much.

Besides, it's been such a long time since you last booted me up. You're pretty - what's the term? - oxidized at this.

Well, if you say it's all right...

Is there anything to read around here?

kingshandned

What do you mean you do not know what to do with me?

I cannot just wander around this strange land without any purpose. Winter is coming and my king needs me. My family need me, I cannot just abandon them. I won't.

[A pause as he listens to the mun trying to reassure him.]

You seem quite determined. So why do I still not believe you when you say everything will be okay. I will only say this once more. I must return to Winterfell. King's Landing will do. Just send me home.

hoof_beats

Hey mun,

I'm really not sure taking me away from the farm is the best thing to do right now. Especially if you are just "testing" my "voice". Whatever that means.

And to be taken to some strange place where people can have super powers? Am I being punked?

-Beats

Current Mood: worried

purecreation

Uh, so, about this whole 'getting involved', thing? I don't mean in a relationship, I mean this thing where you think you want to maybe put me into a game, which sounds, I dunno, painful and I think I'd just like to get back to my school work, but...

You need to relax, okay? Your stress is stressing me out and I don't have time for that. If a PSL happens, I'll be just as happy, just... just don't worry.

Okay?

Oh, and that picture on your bedroom wall is still crooked. Straighten it, please.

Now would be good, yeah.

savinyourass

What makes you think you can handle me? Most people in Eureka can't and you expect to? This should be interesting. Look, I get that you streamed every episode in about two months, but that doesn't qualify you to bring me around places like this.

Where am I anyway? I can't possibly be in your head. Well...I'm sure it could happen around here, anything can, but I would rather not be.

Stop before you embarrass yourself. I wouldn't want to clean that mess up.

starkreactor

No.

I am not your genie in a bottle. You can't just rub me a little and all your dreams and wishes will come true. You bailed, I got a free ticket out of that cozy hell-hole you created for two. You and your 'friend' missed your chance. So bite me, go find another guy to poke and prod with sticks, it's not me, I'm not going anywhere.

iamyourfriend

Really? The catacombs, Miss mun? Even after that long silence? You haven't let me speak in over a month, thanks to that new muse you have...what was his name again? Mr. Stanfield?

Either way, I need to be nearby Tres until we can get what he needs to boot him back up. He won't last forever, as he is, you know.

We've all been very quiet, and I understand you're settling back into the school year, but please don't forget about us. Or, perhaps you should - I don't like that Ruby City place!

swissarmybow

I don't think it counts as crossover if their world just has a different number from mine. If it does, you like this crossover business too much. Watch out before it gets you into trouble.

~~Even if she is hot.~~

sekaigaodoru

Remember the first time we talked about this? When I told you I wasn't going to go to that place under any circumstances?

I wasn't kidding, Mun.

demonhunting

I heard you the first time. Yeah, I'm glad too, but can you turn it down a little? It's a bumper, and you've already gotten spoiled on a lot of the details. And anyway, if you're not about to go into catatonic shock, you still have to deal with exams while I still have to deal with Mayfield.

No, you're not going to watch that bumper again instead of cracking open your books. It's eleven seconds long, and you're just going to start screaming again once it's over.

[What bumper is he talking about? It happens to be this one. And yes, that is Sam narrowing his eyes at his mun, who has pretty much just checked out right now. He really should've known better.]

evokingdeath

I will speak out, no matter how much he want to keep me silent.

I've grown tired of being held back.

oldbot

Listen, kid, I may not be in the scrapheap just yet, but I've fought in two wars and seen a lot of good Autobots get scrapped. Can't you leave a bot in peace? Drive out with someone more energetic. Take Bumblebee. He makes even you look level-processored.

Or maybe not, looks like you've got your head full of all sorts of junk. Slow down. I may not know how you organics work, but trust an old medic when he says you'll crash and burn if you keep this up.

Young'ns. Always think their spark'll last forever.

pompous_today

The Doctor said that River is frozen in time back home, I know... but that still does not make it any easier to be separated from her, as pathetic as I feel admitting that to myself. I would not mind seeing her again... or any of the crew for that matter.

Given time, I feel like I could even begin to miss Jayne.

All the same, mun, why not try taking the advice I was given and get me out meeting new people? Sure, not all of them are going to develop into close friendships, but I cannot stay locked up in the clinic or in my room forever.

We have been through worse things together, and we will weather this.

slightoverkill

You are neither as clever nor as witty as you would like to think.

onebadapple

Oh I'm so glad you've decided on a place! And it looks so lovely! We shall have to be patient though, I won't be able to go for some time but that's alright! You have some very important things to do, after all!

Current Mood: giddy

broke_the_world

Dear Mundane,

You finally did it I see. You wrote an app for me and submitted it. Here I thought you had forgotten about me and I was going to be put in a box. And no, that isn't a Schrodinger's cat joke. Stop making them, it's stupid.

I really do hope you stick through it. The last time you put me somewhere it was a dark dank castle. Sure, I had some friends but besides them it sucked. And now they're gone and I'm alone again. Don't do that again. I won't stick around if you keep doing that to me.

And of course you still haven't found Sakuya. You promised you would. Guess you're just a liar, mundane. I won't listen to any more promises.

I wonder if you even did a good enough job on the app to get me accepted. You probably half-assed it, knowing you. Whatever. Guess we'll see.

Signed,

A very unhappy Hermit.

lostgrace

It's strange that you would choose me. There are so many that are more interesting.

(Oh Anna, you don't give yourself enough credit.)

Is that what you think? (She smiles, amused.) Thank you. I'm not used to compliments.

(The most awkward pause in the history of awkward pauses.)

So, a game? What sort of game? I guess it can't be much worse than what I've foreseen.

blackwyrm

...Again?

How about you sit back for one short second and watch how things unfold first?

causeiwearahat

Yes, there do seem to be an awful lot of Alices here, but none of them are my Alice. So if we could kindly see fit to, you know, send me back where I belong, that'd be great. Back to Alice. Or Wonderland, but mostly Alice. My Alice.

Thanks.

gumchewer

[The girl's gum chewing is simply obnoxious. Every couple of seconds she blows a large, pink bubble which she pops and, like the champion gum chewer she is, make sure that none of the gum sticks to her face.]

Are you ever going to explain why I'm not blue?

[No. Shut up and chew your gum.]

[She scowled, but continued chewing.]

You know, people are going to want to know.

fatheroftheyear

An admirable effort, but don't you think you need to review a bit more before putting me in any game? You've got a plane trip in a few days, rewatch some episodes then. I wouldn't want you to go off half-cocked, would I?

[But Norman, I-]

Never apologize. Just do it.

[Arrrgh okay, fine.]

Good. And, see if you can do anything about this username while you're at it. It...could be better.

cod_escension

water you waitin for mun
cmon hurry up finish writin and just dive in
sleepins for the W-------EAK

doubletailpilot

Mun...?

You sure you gotta play all those scary computer games? They're creepy...! An' one's even got a thunderstorm in it, nevermind those monsters...!

I'm not scared!! I just don't want you to get scared! Plus you're wastin' a lot'a time you could use on those applications!

If you get nightmares I'm gonna say that I told you!!

winteroccultist

All right, let's do this mun! Show me your best!

What? Of course I'm ready! This is a nexus of universes, a shining gold mine for an occultist like me! How can I possibly pass this chance up? I don't think it'd be possible for me to be disappointed by anything that comes my way here!

So! Who'll I be meeting first? An alien? Ghosts? Psychics?! Maybe there's even gods around here. Waaah, can you even imagine how great that'd be, talking to an entity like that?! I can't wait!

robot_kicker

Mun, is it? First of all, I’m really digging this “user name” you got for me. I personally would have gone with something involving photography, but I guess I can’t be picky. Second of all, don’t worry about how I’m different from who you normally pretend to be. Just be yourself or myself and it will come to you. It’s not like I’m a puzzle after all; I’m not that hard to figure out.

But as a warning: don’t even try to traumatize me like I’ve heard you guys do. I’m sure you’re well aware of the consequences of messing with me.

has_guts

It's Mun, right?

So I'm glad you got me into a game, but I'm kind of worried about Hawk and Shuta and everyone I'm leaving behind to have to go there. Plus, there's Decepticons there and I'm not allowed to fight them.

Godmasters are supposed to defend the Earth! I can't be on another planet!

...Okay, yes, I am having fun so far. But just who is this Optimus Prime and why does everyone mistake me for him?

multilife

You'll be fine. 42 days isn't that bad. I'm sure you can live for a month without knowin' what we're up to, right? I mean heck, think of it as a vacation for all of us. Though Mike miiiiight go a little stir crazy behind the scenes. But that's not important. Really.

You don't have to entertain those thoughts of hibernating until October. Keep your chin up, Mun. You've got your, y'know, fanfiction and fanart t'keep you company.

... see? You're smilin' already.

(OOC: Got to sleep for now, but I'll get to tags in the morning!)

inharperwetrust

Hey! Magog are scary, okay. So quit laughing, okay?

I'd like to see you after watching--

You know what, never mind. What's the point? You're never going to get it.

shiro_megane_kun

... Don't be absurd. Them? Quincy?

Set aside the fact that Sensei told me he was the Last Quincy.

Did you not mark my words as well as the Privaron Espada did?

"Quincy only use a bow."

And yet, they use whatever weapons they please. A gun. A sword. A claw. One even turns himself into a primate.

That is not the way of the Quincy.

Furthermore, they stoop to steal the bankai of the Shinigami. In my day, we beat Shinigami Captains the old-fashioned way without such underhanded, dishonorable thievery. [In the snow. Uphill.]

[Get off his damn lawn, you newfangled Vandenreich whippersnappers.]

Absurd. Utterly absurd.

do_not_ignore_my_veins

Homeless? ... Homeless!? What is this homelessness you speak of? ZIM is not homeless! I am simply on a mission!

A mission that your stupid earth stink would NEVER~ be able to understand!

Be that as it is, being placed in one of these 'games' as you put it, could be a tremendous aid in my quest to rip apart and find your race of meaty morons weakness!

Hmm.. GIR! GIR come here at once... GIR? Where is that idiot? Ugh, I bet he's watching that awful monkey again... I hate that monkey, SO MUCH HATE FOR THAT HIDEOUS MONKEY~~~

causticism

I absolutely refuse! You have no intention to actually do anything with me, and even if you did I would still refuse. I have little time for games or playing around, and neither do you. We both have studies to attend to, and unlike you I intend to keep up with them rather than slack off within the span of just two weeks. I have no desire to associate with your shameful habits, so do us both a favor and stop trying to "roleplay" me! You're almost as insufferable as Nii-sama, and you both lack sorely in discipline.

polyturtle

Mun. I think you and I need to have a talk now that I can actually, you know, talk?

( ahahahaha )

I think we have issues.

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