oldbot: (my audio receptors work fine y'know)
Ratchet ([personal profile] oldbot) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-06 07:15 pm
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Let's voicetest this bot

Listen, kid, I may not be in the scrapheap just yet, but I've fought in two wars and seen a lot of good Autobots get scrapped. Can't you leave a bot in peace? Drive out with someone more energetic. Take Bumblebee. He makes even you look level-processored.

Or maybe not, looks like you've got your head full of all sorts of junk. Slow down. I may not know how you organics work, but trust an old medic when he says you'll crash and burn if you keep this up.

Young'ns. Always think their spark'll last forever.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Comparing anyone to Bumblebee is really not fair. On anyone, grandpa.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
He runs the Autobots back where I'm from.

[lets that just sink in and then goes for maximum damage]

He's in charge.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I was joking.

So who are you, exactly? How'd you have such good taste in bad autobots?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Get out.

The Ratchet?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Starscream.

I've heard about you.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[PAUSE] Well...

Uh.

I mean, I have a Cybertronian alt, but it wasn't that drastic a reformat.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, I imagine if you fought me you'd be dead. You shouldn't be fighting. You're a medic.

[Starscream is failing all his charisma rolls here] So what'd he do to you?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Unwind your gears, will you? The war is over. I'm not putting my servoes on sweet frag-all.

I was looking forward to meeting you.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-08 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I like what I've heard. Is that a crime?

You don't like me much, huh.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-08 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well that just sounds fragged up.

[AND NOT BEYOND HIM]

Maybe it'd help to talk about it.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
My mun says you're a mama bear.

I don't know what that means, but I think I should be disturbed.
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[personal profile] idle_time 2012-09-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Did someone say.... junk?
idle_time: (Googly-eyes)

[personal profile] idle_time 2012-09-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Junk? Clutter? There's no place like home!
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[personal profile] idle_time 2012-09-08 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Not failure to communicate here, I understand the words coming outta your mouth!

...I just like junk.
idle_time: (Point!)

[personal profile] idle_time 2012-09-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
More? Additional value added for no extra cost?
idle_time: (Use the force Luke!)

[personal profile] idle_time 2012-09-12 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Junkions now available in other worlds?
sariexmachina: (Pose - grin - look up)

A wild Ratchet appeared! /o/ EXCITING

[personal profile] sariexmachina 2012-09-07 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw come on Ratchet! You're old - I mean, really, really old - but even you should still get out every once in a while!
sariexmachina: (SMUG POINT - ahah - gotcha)

LATE!SARI anyway :c

[personal profile] sariexmachina 2012-09-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Giggle!]

Are you suuuure? Come on Ratchet, there are tons of places for you to go!
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[personal profile] supremedefence 2012-09-08 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[It's incredibly good to see you, you have no idea.]

Ratchet.

They should leave us all in peace.