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Let's voicetest this bot
Listen, kid, I may not be in the scrapheap just yet, but I've fought in two wars and seen a lot of good Autobots get scrapped. Can't you leave a bot in peace? Drive out with someone more energetic. Take Bumblebee. He makes even you look level-processored.
Or maybe not, looks like you've got your head full of all sorts of junk. Slow down. I may not know how you organics work, but trust an old medic when he says you'll crash and burn if you keep this up.
Young'ns. Always think their spark'll last forever.
Or maybe not, looks like you've got your head full of all sorts of junk. Slow down. I may not know how you organics work, but trust an old medic when he says you'll crash and burn if you keep this up.
Young'ns. Always think their spark'll last forever.

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[lets that just sink in and then goes for maximum damage]
He's in charge.
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I'm too old for a joke like that. Are you trying to give me a spark-attack?
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So who are you, exactly? How'd you have such good taste in bad autobots?
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The Ratchet?
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Unless there's some other bot running around calling himself Ratchet.
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I've heard about you.
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.......
Annnnd now he's suddenly on guard (sorry dude, his Starscream's kinda a jerk). ]
Starscream? What happened to your chin? [ Beat. OLD MAN SQUINT. ] And your everything?
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Uh.
I mean, I have a Cybertronian alt, but it wasn't that drastic a reformat.
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[Starscream is failing all his charisma rolls here] So what'd he do to you?
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Although his mouth twists at the medic comment. Because it's true.]
Not so much personally, but I know a couple of bots I'm not going to let you-- him put his servos on again.
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I was looking forward to meeting you.
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He gets slightly less grouchy, but getting him to be not grouchy at all is like asking the sky not to be blue. ]
Is there a reason you wanted to meet an old bot way past his prime?
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You don't like me much, huh.
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[AND NOT BEYOND HIM]
Maybe it'd help to talk about it.
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I don't know what that means, but I think I should be disturbed.
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You'd call it junk too if you saw the clutter that's up in there.
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...I just like junk.
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A wild Ratchet appeared! /o/ EXCITING
WELL HELLO SARI
LATE!SARI anyway :c
Are you suuuure? Come on Ratchet, there are tons of places for you to go!
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Ratchet.
They should leave us all in peace.
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