→ mun was totally into torturing him once upon a time

[starkreactor]

No.

I am not your genie in a bottle. You can't just rub me a little and all your dreams and wishes will come true. You bailed, I got a free ticket out of that cozy hell-hole you created for two. You and your 'friend' missed your chance. So bite me, go find another guy to poke and prod with sticks, it's not me, I'm not going anywhere.

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[compromisedarrow]

Problems?

[starkreactor]

Nothing a well aimed insult can't deal with.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, if you want, I can try and lodge an arrow in their ass.

[starkreactor]

You say the sweetest things, Agent. I'm all a quiver. [ Ha, puns. ]

[compromisedarrow]

Nothing but a bit of stark realism to help someone out.

[efficacy]

That probably only encouraged them.

[starkreactor]

Pepper. Pepper. Can't you drum up some form that states I can't be told what to do by an omniscient hack on any day ending in a y.

[efficacy]

I can sure try if it would make you feel any better. I just get the feeling these people aren't in any way or manner swayed by legalese.

[starkreactor]

Well, my life is over.

[ Maybe he should just get superbly drunk. ]

[efficacy]

Don't say that, Tony. [ Too soon, okay. :c ] Are they really planning on sending you someplace awful?

[nerd_bot]

I do not understand. Why would a missed chance be equivalent to one person biting another?

[starkreactor]

Uh, it's an expression buddy.

[nerd_bot]

Oh, right. An expression and not literal. Of course.

[Have a bad poker face, Tony.]

[starkreactor]

Do you have like, any idea what I'm talking about?

[nerd_bot]

W-what? Of course I do. That would be... silly of me to not understand a non-literal interpretation of spoken words.

[therealgenius]

You mean you're not capable of fulfilling wishes and dreams with the right amount of rubbing? How much money have you sunk with women you've left unfulfilled to make sure your playboy rep stays intact?

[starkreactor]

No. Go away. Just go. Even the sound of your nasally breathing brings me out in hives.

[therealgenius]

Why are you bullying me? You work with Captain America now. You know he doesn't like bullies. Don't be a bully, Anthony. It's a bad look.

[starkreactor]

I'm just stating the truth. Your aura just screams world nuisance.

[therealgenius]

Oh my God, hello, Pot. You are looking so black and shiny today, it seems like it's been forever!

[the feeling, it is mutual]

[greenisnteasy]

Funny, I thought you liked prodding people with sticks.

[starkreactor]

Only the really special ones.

[greenisnteasy]

Oh, is that how it goes? [He smirks.] Maybe someone thinks you're special then. You should warm up to them. They might offer you blueberries and a swanky R&D department.

[starkreactor]

But I already have a swanky R&D department of my own. Why, oh why, would I need another?

[greenisnteasy]

For when you just have too much R&D for one department? Act now and you could get two for the price of one.