Homeless With One Place In Mind

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

Homeless? ... Homeless!? What is this homelessness you speak of? ZIM is not homeless! I am simply on a mission!

A mission that your stupid earth stink would NEVER~ be able to understand!

Be that as it is, being placed in one of these 'games' as you put it, could be a tremendous aid in my quest to rip apart and find your race of meaty morons weakness!

Hmm.. GIR! GIR come here at once... GIR? Where is that idiot? Ugh, I bet he's watching that awful monkey again... I hate that monkey, SO MUCH HATE FOR THAT HIDEOUS MONKEY~~~

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[inharperwetrust]

You're loud, aren't you.

[And short.]

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

Indeed earthling, I am!!

[stfu :/ ]

[inharperwetrust]

Well, we all have to have something to be proud of. And good guess.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

Proud? What are you talking about?

.... [Give him a moment]

Oh I SEE~~!

Here on earth were you're unlucky enough to dwell from! Being Loud~ is something to be proud of?

HA HA HA!

Foolish meatyfleshsack! It is not my mighty~ loudness~ you should admire NO! It is my Irken blood and the impending doooom~ I shall bring!

[inharperwetrust]

[Flat stare. Just... flat stare.]

Irken? Never heard of them. Were you part of the Commonwealth? Sorry, my ancient history's a bit rusty.

And I thought my ego was big...

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[Ew, don't do that! That's the look Dib often gives him!]

Of course you haven't! And you never WILL!!... forget I just told you about us! I command you to FORGET~~!!

We Irken are masters of invasion, your worthless little planet doesn't stand a chance now that I'm here! ...Commonwhat now? ... SILENCE! I demand SILENCE!!

[inharperwetrust]

Why don't you take your own advice? And if you want my Earth? Go ahead. It's plagued by Magog raids and Neitzschean hunting parties anyway.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

What's this? I've never heard of a Neitzschean or a Magog! Sounds like something served up at Foodcourtia, the Irken snacking planet... Hm~

This information must be handed over to the Tallest at ONCE!!!

[inharperwetrust]

Sure thing. Just let me interface with your ship's database and you can have all the info you need in a nanosecond.

[From a strictly biased point of view, of course. And, hey, a direct neural link will let him find out what these Irkens are. And then Harper can figure out if he wants to scam them, run from them, or report them as an annoyance and leave them to the rest of the Andromeda's crew.]

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[The sad thing about all of this? Zim's been out of contact with the Mighty Tallness for a very long time now. His mundane parodies out any conversation's he believes himself to be having with them.. I know, its sad huh? BUT! Zim does have his own ship and therefore Harper may be able to access that instead?]

Oh if only it was that easy to fool ME~!

Nice try human pigbeast, but I'm afraid that's not going to be possible. You see the security system on our ships are light years ahead of any of your icky earth technology.

[inharperwetrust]

[A single ship is no match for the genius of Seamus Zelazny Harper. He'll hack the hell out of it.]

Please. I managed to hack into and disable the AI of a Commonwealth High Guard ship. A ship, I might add, that has the finest cyber-defence systems to come out of Tarn Vedra before the Fall and since.

Don't underestimate me.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[It can't be any worse than what GIR does to it, so be his guest! Go wild, hack that ship to shit!]

Again with your noise? Zim has no knowledge or NEED~ to know what this Commenwealth you talk about! If you love this foolish Commenwealth so much, why don't you earth marry it and leave me alone!!??

[For some reason, Zim found this idea to be hilarious. Cue the manic laughter at top volume.]

WAH HA HA HA HA HAA!!

[elfling_prince]

What are you? Some kind of goblin? An orc?

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

A WHAT?!

Are you seriously comparing me, ZIM! to an inferior being?!

[elfling_prince]

You hardly seem superior in any way, imp.

[Haughty prince is haughty.]

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

I don't know what this 'imp' you speak of is, but you are sadly mistaken no the less~

[And smug Alien is smug.]

[elfling_prince]

You, creature. You look as though you might be related to goblins. Disgusting creatures that deserve to be slain whether the deed be done of Men or Elves.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[Noises... Nothing but angry, grunting little noises coming from Zim right about now.]

. . .. . . . ... .. .

[Yea... That pissed him off more than even he realized.]

[elfling_prince]

[Watch Legolas laugh, deviously elfling that he is. So glad his father isn't here to see him. Really.]

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[To all the laughter, Zim simply stares. Big ol' pink bug eyes almost popping as he watched.]

What? What do you find oh so amusing~ that I do not?!

[elfling_prince]

Haha, how easily you are irritated, little imp! I find that more amusing than a great many things!

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

Laugh now ugly pigboy! But I ZIM will have the last laugh when this is all over!!

[elfling_prince]

[Whoa... WHOA! Legolas was just insulted? This is actually a completely new experience for him.]

How dare you! I am one of the Children of Iluvatar!

[ishotyouuu]

...sheesh, voice immodulation much? Mommy never taught you the "inside voice" rule, huh.

Mind tonin' it down a few decibels there, kid? I'm sensing the beginnings of a wicked headache and you're not exactly helping.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

Huh? What? Vocal immodulation? What do you know of voice immodulation devices?!

Mommy? MOMMY~~ Foolish pigsmell! Zim has no mommy~ Zim is ZIM!! not some disgusting earth baby!

Yes~ GOOD! Engage your aching head! I will defeat you all with NOISE!!!!

[ishotyouuu]

No mother? Wow, that explains a lot. No wonder you're so desperate for attention. Though I guess you kinda have to be loud in order for people to hear you from where you're standing. How's the weather down there, little man?

Speaking of which, you think this is the worst noise I've experienced? Dude, I once had to sit through an entire Ke$ha CD. On repeat.

Bring it on.

[doubletailpilot]

Y'know, you're awfully loud.

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

GAH! GIR! What kind of a disguise is THAT!?

Get out of that ridiculous costume at once! We have work to do, SO MUCH TO DOOOOOO!!

[doubletailpilot]

Huh?

This isn't a disguise... And I'm not sure who Gir is. Is he another alien like you? [Headtilt]

[nice_hat]

...Oh, be quiet.

*like you're one to talk, Vaati...*

[do_not_ignore_my_veins]

[Little green skinny arms folded over his chest. Smug smirk over his lips.]

Make me.

[nice_hat]

Heh.

*welp, Zim. Vaati is a sorcerer. And like any good sorcerer, he has a spell to turn you into stone. A spell that he's attempting right now.*

I'm so sorry... Well. Okay. A little sorry.

[adoraglubthirsty]

OH MY C69D.
WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS FLESHBEAST SKIN YOU ARE WEARING ON YOUR PERSON?
YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN JUST BARGE IN HERE AND EXPECT TO CONKER WITH THAT HIDEOUS OYSTERFLESH ENSEMBLE?
JUST LISTEN TO ALL THIS AIRSUCKING LAUGHTER EMANATING FROM MY WINDTUBES
AT HOW MUCH DOMINATING TYRANNICAL MAJESTY
YOU ARE ENTIRELY LACKING WITH THIS GLUBFUCKING TORRENTIAL DISPLAY OF INEPTITUDE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEA.
IT IS A FUCKING FANTASIA OF DERISION GOING DOWN
AND I MEAN ALL THE WAY DOWN
LIKE ISLE SEA YOU CRUSHED IN THE TRENCHES BEING NIBBLED ON BY THE CRABS, Y69U DELUSIONAL SUCKER
AND THAT GOES BUBBLE-
DOUBLE
FOR YOUR HIDEOUS FOOTWEAR.


[Zim, the tallest have style.]