Muse is displeased. Canon: Paradise Kiss

[singandstitch]

OI. So you think you can just bury me, six feet under, because you were "busy" and just dig me up when it's convenient for you??? I've been waiting a LONG TIME, Mun!!! Didn't you hear the kicking and the screaming?? You took me away from Miwako, you thoughtless piece of crap!

Not that I'm not grateful for your change of heart, BUT DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!! Sheesh. A guy can only take so damn much.

Comments

[timgunned]

Arashi. Good. You're on time. I haven't decided whether it's to cry particularly unmanly tears over your soon to be assigned sewing or hemming yet, but the fact remains that you're on time and I've taken notice.

[singandstitch]

George?

...And suddenly I feel like begging my Mun to bury me again.

[timgunned]

Please don't. I think I still have some of my best needles stuck in unfortunate parts of your body. Think of my expenses.

[singandstitch]

SCREW YOUR EXPENSES!

Like you couldn't buy more needles if you wanted to, rich boy.

[timgunned]

Screw my -- ? A new kink? Be sure to pick Miwako a cute safe word.

Don't make a fuss.

[singandstitch]

Wh- [skhdgfkshfGKSHFKDH]

I'll make all the damn fusses I want, you freak!

[timgunned]

Excellent. If you're in enough health to fuss, you're in enough health to stitch.

[singandstitch]

H-How did this backfire...?

God you're evil.

[timgunned]

Don't you mean I'm a rising entrepreneur? Practicality was always your priority. You can't begrudge me doing as you nag.

[singandstitch]

Heeey, I don't nag. You just really have a way of running us all ragged with your insane designs.

[timgunned]

Arashi. Design is vision, not commercial tailormanship.

[singandstitch]

Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm your own personal sweatshop.

1/3

[happiestberry]

A-Arashi?

2/3

[happiestberry]

Is that... is that really...

3/3

[happiestberry]

ARASHI YOU JERK! [ ALL OF THE TEARS OVER HERE ]

1/2

[singandstitch]

2/2

[singandstitch]

H-Hey, don't you start. It's not like I had anything to do with-

...Stop crying okay?

[happiestberry]

B-But I'm so happy! I'm so happy to see you and my feelings are exploding! I'll flood the whole world!

[singandstitch]

Well, don't do that. What about all the people that can't swim?

[happiestberry]

Superman will save them. [ Snifflesniffle ]

[singandstitch]

But if you flood the whole world so quick, I don't think superman is fast enough.

[He tugs on her hair a little]

...Hey. I'm... sorry. For being a jerk, I mean.

[happiestberry]

Of course Superman is that quick! He's the fastest man alive!

[ She pouts a little but quickly moves in for a hug. ]

Miwako has been doing her very best not to cry without you. You'd be disappointed in me if I did.

[singandstitch]

You're damn right I would be.

[He's under the belief he's totally not worth it. He loosely places his arms around her]

...Feeling better?

[happiestberry]

[ As much as she wanted to be a big brat right now, she was too happy to see him. She nods her head and continues hugging him. ]

I'm so happy I feel butterflies in my tummy

[singandstitch]

Well that's an improvement.

[He idly runs a hand through her hair, glancing off. He decides to tease her.]

...So when'd you start eating butterflies?