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[norussianplz]

All right, fine. You want to "find a home for me," okay. I can appreciate that, even if I already have one. Remember? That nice place in Manhattan? Only a couple of miles of really bad city traffic from my company? No? That's not ringing any bells? No, of course not. Why would it? You listen worse than Ivan did.

Look, I'll spell it out for you. And just, try to listen, okay, sweetheart? I know it's hard, but try.

You make terrible decisions. You're making another one now. And for the sake of everyone involved, you should stop before you regret it. You really should.

Trust me here. I'm already regretting it.

Comments

[norussianplz]

Isn't that a little pessimistic for a superhero?

[norussianplz]

On the list of things I can do without, your experience is pretty high up there.

[therealgenius]

I don't think it was a listening problem with Ivan, to be honest. I think it was more, "hey, man, I'm going to smile, but I'm going to do what the fuck I want anyway." And birds.

[norussianplz]

But look how that worked out for him. If he would've listened, he wouldn't be dead.

[therealgenius]

If he would've made himself a better suit and forgone that whip shit, he probably wouldn't be dead, either.

[oh oops is that talking about tony being dead why would he ever]

[norussianplz]

And that's the perfect example of why substance is better than flash.

[Don't stir up his daydreams, other Justin. He's always so sad when reality rears its unpleasantly depressing head.]

[therealgenius]

Oh, Ivan had plenty of substance.

[dude was big okay]

[theburd]

[ Beady black eyes are watching you, Justin.

Do you feel them? Do you feel like you're being watched? Because you are.

Guess who's back~ ]

[norussianplz]

[Jesus fucking Christ, not this shit again.]

Yeah, okay. That's nice. Go away.

[theburd]

[ Just this, Justin. ]

[norussianplz]

[You know who's a card-carrying member of the NRA?

This guy.

You know who's going to get shot if they don't shut the fuck up and go away?

YOU.]

[parkerparkour]

[Speaking of terrible decisions...] Aren't you that guy who had a terrorist design a bunch of military automatons that attacked people?

[norussianplz]

Okay, that is not what happened.

[parkerparkour]

Oh, my bad. Why don't you explain it to me then. I hate being misinformed.

[norussianplz]

A crazy Russian hijacked the drones I made for the American military and tried to kill people with them.

[parkerparkour]

And the crazy Russian had access to your drones because...?

[ms_potts]

Yes, because your decisions have always worked out so perfectly.

[norussianplz]

Did I ask for your input, Virginia?

[ms_potts]

No, Justin. But that's never stopped me from giving it. It's been a while. Now, when was the last time I saw you?

[she thinks for a moment before a sweet smile crosses her face.]

Oh yes, that's right. I'd say no hard feelings but that would make me a hypocrite.

... I just posted about wanting a Hammer, omg

[rockstark]

They really are horrible at listening. I keep telling mine that I don't need you in my life.

oh my god, what timing!

[norussianplz]

The feeling's mutual, Anthony.

I guess Tony's just brilliant like that XD

[rockstark]

[flatly] Oh look, something we agree on. I'll tell the press.