On the mun turning the muse into a fluffy fluff boy

[sothis_rising]

I was waiting to find out how long it took till you realized you'd gotten me all mucked up. Good thing Lil's Mun asked that question or I'd still be fluffing those bloody cravats and kissing everyone's arse.

(It wasn't that bad.)

Yeah, you weren't on the receiving end of it. Moons could have overtaken me. That's not on the cards here no one dominates Sirius Black. Oh, and you bunked up the relationship too doll. Let's work on making that a little less balled and a little more hard punk. Yeah I plan to spend the rest of my ruddy life with the bloke, I've always assumed we'd all be together, but that doesn't mean I have to go and say it. Especially not first. Rems is a good woman, he'll figure it out without you spelling it out for him using my ruddy voice, so stop it. Right, yeah, I know what you're going to say. I don't care. I don't adjust to them, they adjust to me. That's how I am and they can all suck my (Omitted for inappropriate words) if they don't like it. We clear woman? I don't want to have this talk again.

Comments

[werewolfoflondon]

I was enjoying it, thanks.

[sothis_rising]

You would. You're like one of those washer women in Greece who does laundry and reads romance novels all day.

(I have nothing to so with this sick perception of the world.)

[werewolfoflondon]

Keep implying that I'm a woman. No, really. I don't mind it at all. And then see how much of my arse you ever see again.

[sothis_rising]

You can't resist me Remus. We both know I'm damn irresistible. After all, who kissed whom?

And yes, I did make sure it was grammatically correct just for you.

[Yes Remus, he's blowing you kisses.]

[werewolfoflondon]

Mm. [You see this, Sirius? This is Remus. Unconvinced.] You think you're irresistible.

[sothis_rising]

Don't make me sing baby.

[He'll up the ante to lewd gestures with his tongue]

[werewolfoflondon]

As if you could carry a tune.

[Tsun tsun tsun tsun.]

[sothis_rising]

It's not the tune you should be worrying about love.

[And now his fingers are getting involved in those gestures.]

[werewolfoflondon]

What then? Pitch?

[N- nope. This book is far too interesting for him to be watching your rude and completely arousing gestures, Sirius.]

[hatesthemoon]

Dominate? Really? [ He's just tilting his head at Sirius. Does he need to her your kinks secret crush. Hot boy. old friend?]

[sothis_rising]

Yeah. I'm pretty certain you could have shoved me against a wall if you wanted to and I would have just thanked my damn lucky stars for it.

[hatesthemoon]

Really now? You were always the one shoving me against walls. I just assumed that was the way you liked it.

It's...certainly a interesting idea Pads.. [ He can't help but blush a little, ducking his head slightly.]

[sothis_rising]

That's my point! A bloke like me shouldn't be the one getting thrown against walls like that. I should be the one doing the throwing. Stupid bird's got some sort of crack up going with the way she was writing me.

[He scoffs just thinking about it.]

Really, who has ever known me of all people to keep my bloody hands to myself. If I'm gonna date someone then my hands have probably been down their pants by the first date. Especially if it's you.

[(Please excuse him. He doesn't realize that not ever Remus Lupin is dating a Sirius Black.]

[hatesthemoon]

Well, there's something to be said about equality Padfoot. Perhaps you should be the thrown up against the wall, just as much as your doing the throwing.

[ It makes sense in his mind, from a logical point at least.]

Certainly not the female student body. [ That was light tease as he arched an eyebrow at that. Oh Sirius.] I'd like to think if we dated. You'd have the politeness and the for knowledge not to do that on the first date. I'm not a loose witch who stands on the corner handing out my wares for gallons.

[ But they are so perfect for each other.]

[sothis_rising]

If I'm sticking my hand down your pants I'm ruddy well going to keep you. Moron.

[Really, the mere thought that Sirius would do anything with someone as close as another Marauder without first making perfectly sure that he wanted this in a long term commitment type deal has earned Remus a swat up alongside the head.]

Explain this equal opportunity throwing bit to me more. Why should I let someone else throw me against a wall and ravage me when you've got no clue what you're doing? I mean, have you ever even wanked off properly?

[hatesthemoon]

Oh?

[ Remus rubs the back of his head as he glares over at his friend for the hit. That was rather mean Sirius. He's not helping you with your next lot of homework. Which..is a total lie.]

Of course I wanked off properly! I'm not utterly sexless Sirius. I just...go to the showers to do it. [ He said with a light blush as he scratched the back of his head. And not in the dorms like some of the boys.] And I'm sure it's not that hard to do. Ravaging someone. [ Though, it's not like he's kissed anyone either.]

[sothis_rising]

[He knows Remus likes listening in on his wanks. In fact, sometimes he wanks because Remus is in the room. He's a sick bastard like that.]

Right then, do it.

[Sirius crosses his arms, completely unconvinced that Remus can seduce someone let alone ravage them.]

[prophetic_name]

Oi! I am not a woman.

[sothis_falling]

You keep saying that but I don't think any of us really believe it.

[prophetic_name]

I'd offer to prove it to you, but after that, I'm not sure you deserve it...

[sothis_falling]

I'm fairly certain you're the one gagging for it. Don't deny how addicted to my tongue you are Moons.

[prophetic_name]

Are you saying you wouldn't mind if I cut you off? Because I have a fairly simple way of testing that.

[sothis_falling]

I'd just change your mind.

[He refuses to be cut off.]

[prophetic_name]

It would be fairly easy. All you have to do is stop referring to me as a woman.

[sothis_falling]

All I'd have to do is strip in front of you.