voicetesting this douchebag

[fatheroftheyear]

An admirable effort, but don't you think you need to review a bit more before putting me in any game? You've got a plane trip in a few days, rewatch some episodes then. I wouldn't want you to go off half-cocked, would I?

[But Norman, I-]

Never apologize. Just do it.

[Arrrgh okay, fine.]

Good. And, see if you can do anything about this username while you're at it. It...could be better.

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[thwipsandquips]

I dunno. Blatant lies seem like a supervillain's forte.

[fatheroftheyear]

Then it's a good thing I'm not one of your supervillains.

[thwipsandquips]

Newsflash Norman. I know you twisted your son's ankle.

[fatheroftheyear]

[He is just caaaaasually ignoring that.]

Now why would I do a thing like that?

[thwipsandquips]

Because you're a horrible person? I'm gonna go with that one.

[fatheroftheyear]

I'm not the man you think I am, Spider-Man.

[thwipsandquips]

Yeah, see, here's that whole benefit to me being from the relative future. I've seen you in the Goblin suit sans mask Norm. On that note, so has Harry. You ain't gettin' out of this one.

[fatheroftheyear]

Even if I was the Goblin, why would I admit that to you?

[thwipsandquips]

Because it's ridiculously pointless to not admit it? I don't need you to admit it, mind you, because I know exactly what kind of twisted sociopath you really are, but denying it for the sake of denying it is kinda pathetic.

But then, you let your own son take the fall for your crimes, and all your criminal enterprises have been foiled at every turn by a teenager in brightly colored spandex, so I guess pathetic is all you ever really were.

[fatheroftheyear]

Could a pathetic man have been able to achieve all I have? A million dollar company, supervillains roaming the streets of New York that I created. I managed to convince you that the Goblin was a teenage boy and it barely took any work at all.

And what have you done? Stopped a few supervillains, saved a few people, nothing major. They'll be released from prison eventually and they'll go back to hunting you. It's your ideals that are pathetic, Spider-Man, not me.

[thwipsandquips]

[And that struck a sore spot, not that he's going to let Norman see it. A added side-benefit to the whole wearing a mask thing.]

Hey at least I'm not completely insane. Cause with the Globulin green? I don't think you're as in control as you like to think you are.

[fatheroftheyear]

[Osborn: 1, Spider-Man: like 20 at this point.]

Of course I'm in control. I couldn't have done all this if I wasn't.

[thwipsandquips]

Oh please. A purple and green costume is not the product of a rational mind.

[fatheroftheyear]

Says the man in red and blue spandex.

eeeee canonmates 8D

[wallcrawler]

Yeeeah, I'm gonna have to side with other-me on this one, Normy.

But hey, maybe your mun'll feel guilty about lying to everyone and bust you down to "emerald_elf"

Then we can all be happy.

[Not that he has even a little consideration for what makes you happy, you lunatic.]

right back atcha. c:

[fatheroftheyear]

[while Norman's just like OH COME ON.]

How wonderful. There's two of you.

Got a game in mind for him yet?

[wallcrawler]

There's two of us, you're two-faced...from where I'm standing, it all works out pretty well.

not yet. got any suggestions?

[fatheroftheyear]

One Spider-Man protects the city enough as is. Two would be superfluous.

I have Spidey here over at <user name=thewake>, and it could always use more villains! :3

[wallcrawler]

Y'know, as flattered as I am to have the Jolly Green Jerk's seal of approval for my super-heroics, I'm not the kind of spider who turns away extra help.

[halfspooky]

So that means you're a bad father, then?

[fatheroftheyear]

[YUP]

Not necessarily. I just feel it's a bit too over-dramatic.