dear_mun | Aug. 28th, 2012

Aug. 28th, 2012

...Shouldn't you be focusing on your tags rather than thinking of doing anything else right now?

[BEAT.]

Wait, what do you mean you just want to see me suffer...!?

windborne

...I don't need another family. I have one already thanks.

And I have enough trouble with one. What makes you think I'd be any better with another one?

I think we established that I'm not that good with people...

taser_happy

Mun... Seriously, that's what I'm supposed to call you?

[THere's a huff and an eye roll.]

Right. So what's the deal with this? You throw me at people for what? Shits and giggles? Do I at least get my taser?

[She does.]

Damn straight I get my taser. And my ipod, you hear me? Good.
At least it's a break from Jane looking at me like I just drooled all over her notes.

Hey, if you're gonna do this can I at least hook up with a cute guy? Please?

fuckin_thirsty

Fuck you too, princess.

You want to stop screwing around and pay my account eventually instead? Or write ever, that'd be, you know, swell.

singlehandedly

...No.

Save yourself the question, I am not going anywhere other than where I need to be. You'd best cast those foolish ideas from your mind, because you and I both know you have better things to do. Of course, you're too stubborn to listen to reason!
I expected no less, but in return, do not expect my help in what you're doing.

issen

Yes, it is surprising that this username had not previously been taken, but I fail to see how that is something to be proud of.

Furthermore, it disappoints me that I would be called to this place on a mere whim. That was a poor decision on your part.

...Lastly, I do not like to stay in this body for an extended amount of time, but seeing as you are human, and thus cannot understand my words otherwise, it cannot be avoided.

Please think things through a little more thoroughly next time.

--断神 (Tachigami)

needsahorse

Tiny maiden,

I am not sure that I understand your reasons for continually asking about tickets to this "gun show." I do not even possess a firearm, as you well know.

thelastking

As much as I appreciate your fondness towards me, I shall confess that I cannot linger here for long. Much needs to be done to prepare for the days ahead. Hope wanes with every fading star, yet we must grasp a hold of the hope we can find in these dark days.

I wish for you to send me back, my lady. So I can do what I can to delay the inevitable.

The Age of Men shan't fall today. No, not today. Sauron's dark forces shall be pushed back even further than beyond their Black Gate.

This I can promise you.

fearmylaserface

( Spoilers inside )

stardustreverie

...Really? Of all the times ta have this.

You are doing fine. Just chin up and keep going, Just because things are slow with one of us does not mean you are not doin' well. And ya think people are bein' to nice and not tellin' ya what is wrong?

You are just gonna worry yourself into droppin' and then kickin' yourself later ze. I'm serious, although having me be the voice of reason? Even I see where you are goin' wrong with that one!

But being serious now, Baka is doing just fine and although she wishes she could have a stable time for a bit, she knows it ain't happenin' anytime soon. She does not want to leave just yet, if at all.

Alice is just startin' out so just keep goin' there. Ya have time to fix things if ya need to. It's a new place so have fun with it!

And myself...Well, you and I will have issues that have to be in private for a while but other then that, You are doin' fine.

Now, with that all said, Quit being a worry wart and go do somethin' ta take your mind offa things or go to bed.

hispalette

[it's taken this long for the big finale to finally start. to think, everyone's finally going to have a shot at going home! it's so hard for him to believe. and...it makes him think. not just muse, no, think hard.]

Is everyone really that sad? I don't get it. Every adventure has to end sooner or later. The best ones last the longest. That's a good thing.

[for everyone. he firmly believes that and doesn't take very much time to pick his words.]

Everyone's come so far because you've all been so brave. I'm...I'm really happy. And proud.

[- of all of you. him, her, you - everyone. especially you.]

diggitydank

You already have a lot of good threads on your plate and it looks like you can't handle more than two games.

Why the urge to throw me somewhere?

Don't try so hard. Have fun with the memes.

As much as I'll hate it, you might even get to have your fun with making me... a Talon.

bellyshirt

Lady, you got me into this mess--[no, Luke, you definitely got yourself into this mess]--you damn well better get me out of it! I don't care if 'explosions build character' or whatever that stupid Cobra guy thinks, I'm gonna clear my good name.

isthatarocketinyourpocket

Hi summoner!

I'm really happy you finally decided to grab your favorite yordle gal! You won't regret it! Just point me in the right direction and I'll let the rockets fly! [Tristana giggles]

I know ya won't disappoint! Ya never do in the Fields of Justice! Let's liven up the place shall we!

Ka-BOOM!

foundry

After all this time, all of that effort, the Sith conquered the galaxy after all. And this 'Darth Sidious' was indirectly influenced by that holocron I made during my time as Dark Lord.

Enough. Send me there, mundane. If this is true, that makes him my responsibility. He - and everything he has built - is mine to destroy.

rockrush

Ah, mou! Not this again!

warringtriad

Oh? And just what is this supposed to be?

Because it sounds like yet another stunted little social reject thinking they can tell me what to do. You know, someone else tried to tell me what to do before.

He's dead now.

Food for thought, you horrid little cur.

fallfromhonor

Puny, worthless mortal! I am to rule this realm! You think you could ever have command over the mighty Thor?! Begone with you! I have no time for these pathetic games of yours!

sketchingideals

I... I can't say I'm really happy with the point you want to update me to. Watching Tori--and possibly Michiru too--get hurt isn't the last thing I want to remember before waking up in Luceti again. Please reconsider, mun! Please...

And, ah... I don't have to do anything with my powers when I get back, right? Aside from possible healing, I mean. I don't want to hurt anyone. [...] No, not even Donovan, even with everything he's done.

Also, if I may ask--why do you always laugh when I give others a chance? It doesn't matter if they're different from me! If everyone were the same, the world wouldn't be as beautiful as is! ...huh? That's not what you mean? [Nope. Just still laughing at your track record of talking to killers, bro.]

electricalempath

Good morning, Mun-chan. Although I don't know if I can really say that, seeing as you've been up all night.

[So? I'm not tired.]

Not completely. But don't forget I'm linked to you twice over -- through your "headspace" and through my own abnormality. I feel twice as tired as you do, and it's actually a little difficult to stay awake right now.

Allow me to say this, though -- I'm not actually opposed to this "Harry Potter" game you're looking at with the plans you've put into place.

Despite your friend's worrying, I'll be just fine. I've learned to control my abnormality a little and even though -- Hogwarts, was it? -- will have a lot of people, nothing electronic works there.

...Of course, if you want me to completely cooperate, you'll have to talk to her a bit more sternly. Certainly, I'm willing to go without a fight... but only if she brings Oudo-kun as well.

That seems fair, doesn't it?

[Can't really argue with that.]

thetyrant

If I'm going to be here, I really must insist that you do something with me. I will not sit idly by to languish while others win the glory.

I don't intend to go anywhere, but if things don't change, I may be forced to.

stephrogers

You know, my life really isn't that bad in the new decade. Got my own place. There's that Spotify thing so I can listen to my records without scratches and skips and whenever I want. And I can draw on the tablet and it'll look real nice. Oh! Oh and the iPod! I can take my movies with me!

So this century isn't THAT bad. Sure, it's a little confusing. And most of my friends are in their golden years. [Or dead.] But...I can do it. Just like before, okay? Gotta roll up my sleeves and get right in there!

...and if you compare me to Rosie the Riveter again, I might just deck you.

norussianplz

Look honey, I'm a busy guy. I have a job. I have things to do. I don't have time to play these little games of yours. And you know, BTW? You don't either.

I'm flattered. Really. Taking an interest, it's nice. It's great. Good job with that. You made your point. But it's a waste of time.

So how about you run along and let me get back to work?

atailoftwoworlds

You've gotta be kidding, mun! There's no way I'm gonna sit all comfy in the house while people are gonna get hurt. And what about that perma-death option?! I can't just leave everyone to die!

.....You and Twilight's mun aren't gonna go through with this, are you?

Damn it. [Kicks floor]

Current Mood: angry

takes_careofher

Mundane, this is... this is lunacy.

I have things-- responsibilities to attend to back home-- on the ship. River. I-- I can't just leave her. I won't.

sicarius

I must admit I have to admire your dedication, piccina. Especially when you have so many within this headspace of yours, sì?

I understand your reasoning for doing what you have done, and that is fine. I am grateful. Ma do not tire yourself out from throwing me into everything you believe I must see. You know better than anyone that I cannot be in six places at once, so do not force yourself to try and keep up. Even if you are to just take a while and relax, perhaps that would be better than stubbornly staring at something that isn't working. Go out, do something, and come back to it later.

Sì, sì, vai. I will still be here when you return.

duckboy

If you don't have a destination in mind for me, Mun, how am I supposed to find Shampoo?

makeitblue

Hello there, Miss Mun.

I'm ever so glad that you were able to find somewhere to send me. It doesn't look as though it'll be too dangerous at all and perhaps my aunts shan't be too worried if I'm safe. The inhabitants of the city are certainly odd but ever so polite. I think I'll like it.

I'm... well Miss Mun, are you sure it's okay just to take groceries? It sounds as though it's stealing even if there are no bartering systems in place.

notyourblueangel

Well, now you've gone and done it, haven't you? You don't even know if you can properly handle me. Or a full-fledged public game at all again right now.

...you guess you'll find out...

Hnph. Build some spinal struts. Either you know me or you don't. You think you do. Others seem to agree. Either this will work or it won't, Mundane.

Now, don't you have other things you should be doing?

theimp

I don't know what you think to accomplish, sending me back. I am not at all opposed, but I believe I was made many promises which were never fulfilled — namely, the occasional company of several attractive and very talented women, and rising to political prominence. Perhaps with the aid of a stepladder for both. If these things could be relied upon to happen, I'd be far more enthusiastic.

Oh, yes, very well, and time with Jaime too. Gods know what he may have gotten up to in my absence. And you should not forget my strange student. I imagine he must have made some progress by now and I'd like to see it. If he hasn't, well... that's not his fault. I don't suppose books and scrolls take well to sea water.

So? Shall we?

waiting4niinii

Okay, let me see if I get you Mrs. Mun. Did it take you almost a year to realize you missed me? Maybe if you had more fun with me, you didn't have to abandon a child to the back of your mind, and they called you a babysitter. Perhaps I'll let you redeem yourself as my mun again, one day. In the mean time keep working hard because you're starting to get lazy again. Really? Using numbers for my icons? We got a lot of work to do. And if you don't recover soon, well, I'll probably look for a new mun.

So... Mayfield. It better have a good backyard.

distortedscream

Oh for Primus' sake--just be patient! They will get to us eventually, they have a lot of reading to go through, and their deadline hasn't even passed yet, they could potentially get even more applicants!

So just sit back, relax, there's plenty of other things to do while we wait for an answer. Instead of drive me mad with your incessant fretting.

"Maybe I didn't word this right, or what if what what if--" That is literally what you sound like, over and over again! And "ooh I wonder what your polarity will be, I'm really not sure--" you've expressed that sentiment countless times, we get it, you don't know, it's up in the air, now let's just slaggin' wait for their answer instead of beating that horse to death.

lastmanstanding

...You keep...coming to this. Do you remember how Simone was?

You're seriously deluding yourself. Just work something out or maybe try and ask people to do things instead of just..

chasing this utterly deluded..fantasy.

...Yeah I'd like to see Eric again. Or Rigg. [choked up? Yep.] Allison too but it's pretty obvious they're not talking to anybody or talking to anybody yet. It's not going to be changing anytime soon either.

Seriously, you're starting to hurt me. Just keep playing with the obnoxious kid and the guy with the bow and arrows. I'll slide to third.

Then just get me my deal. So I can get out of here.

themagicgun

( spams the Channel Awesome tag :| )

darkhonour

Canonmates?!

I don't need any canonmates and I sure as shell don't need Dunn!

human_nature

I don't quite—see. How the comparison is apt. Dean suggested a vacation. In order to . . . find. His place. I suppose. [The process of forming an identity through a road trip is just weird to the ex-angel, but he won't admit that. Fake it till you make it, right?] The scarecrow in the narrative you speak of, however, goes on a quest to find a brain. Dean has a brain. Quite obviously so, as he wouldn't be alive without one.

It is a metaphor? For what? I'm afraid I still don't understand.

mrbackwards

I thought you missed that other prick I'm stuck with up here?

I've already been in an' out of two places. Think it'd be best if I stayed away, yeah? You don't even have time for this shit. Go focus on your schoolwork or something.

hauptsturmfuehrer

[He has nothing to say to this. He simply stares. The mun will get his point. Or will he?

It may take a while. But this one is patient. So he continues staring in silence.]

romanticynic

Mundane.

Not only have you not been looking for a place to put me, you've been doing even less as of late. You've all but forgotten the few tags you have!

Hmph. Because of all that, is it?

A... ah, someone once said "It is more ignominious to mistrust our friends than to be deceived by them." Now, if you ask me, that's all very fine and lovely until you find yourself deceived. However, by that same token, there's no such thing as friendship without trust, is there?

[He shifts around a bit, uncomfortably.]

Either way... do whatever you think is best, but do it swiftly, as languishing here has lost any charm it might have had long ago.

conehead

Heeeey! Mun! What's up? I'm getting seriously bored over here, you know! I mean, take your time putting me somewhere, but I really wanna get started. 'Specially since you mentioned some guy in the first game who wanted to be a rockstar. I wanna meet him!

...Hey, mun, I'd be his 'senpai', right? Haha! That sounds so cool! 'Ibuki-senpai~' Ha! I like it a whole lot!

ex_dishonestly997

[just...slow clapping]

Mistakes happen. Failure happens. (I should know, right?)

It's the getting up again that counts.

On your feet; let's go. Stubbornness is just about the only thing your species has going for it, so let's see it.

Show me some fire.

areadbhar

I know that everything going on at home is enough of an interruption, but... I'd really like to try getting back to how things used to be...

There are places out there that are more like how Tokyo was before the demons appeared, aren't there? I'd rather go to one of them instead of this Tower, if I have to go anywhere. I don't think I could do much to assist in a place like that anyway...

Um, I'm sorry. I'm not helping very much, am I...?

darknessb4me

Having a meltdown isn't going to make your Pandaren load faster.

You're pathetic.

themaniwanttobe

Miss Mundane.

There is no point in telling me you don't know what is going to happen. I know you don't know. What I want to know is what you're going to do about it.

Yes, I'd like some of my friends to talk to. That would be really good, given what's happened. Go on. Find me some please.

And please... no more thoughts about me going back to being a cricket. It's been nice being human again for a while.

securedparanoia

So the only one on this expedition team that had any basic medical knowledge is either deactivated or lost somewhere in the caverns of this planet we are stuck on. A planet that may or may not be infested with Decepticons, and I'm highly positive it is because you would not be as gleeful as you are if it was not, and you're making jokes at a time like this?

It does not matter in the slightest there are other Red Alerts who are medics, I work security that is in no way near medical in regards to what I would be able to do if we did end up with wounded. You and the rest of those plotting this entire encounter out are going to get us all turned into spare parts!

storyofapromise

You may cease your blathering on about that novel, dear servant. I understand that you enjoyed it immensely, but there is no need to share you "feels", as you call them, with me. My romance with that man, you know the one with the cute German accent tendency towards mischief, was over and done nearly a year ago. There is no need to think of it now, it will only bring tears to the both of us.

themajor

We talked about this.

Several times, actually.

[ Oh please no, not with the stern looks--- ]

And I doubt you'd be any happier about putting me in an actual game than I would be.

What you can do though, is get back to what we were doing. By the looks of things, that may be too tall of an order.

Either way, you need to figure it out. I'm not going to waste any more of my time trying to talk you into or out of anything. Are we clear?

foolishwren

I don't understand why it couldn't just be like it was back there in Silent Hill. I was ready to kill her then and I WOULD'VE if she hadn't done herself in first with-- ... well, you know.

So why the hell couldn't I do it now?!

Nothing's changed!

She still hates Dad, she still thinks she was right, she still thinks Mo-- ... that Dahlia was a friggin' saint.

So why couldn't I kill her?

She murdered my father and put me through hell. It should have been the most simple thing in the universe and instead it got so damn complicated and she was on the ground looking up at me and I couldn't do it, and everyone's angry at me because I've been an unrepentant asshole. Hell, I'M angry at me.

Now nobody's happy and the both of us are stuck looking like marshmallows that were left over the fire too long.

I hate this.

lacrima

So, Mun, after having abandoned me for a couple of years, ya finally decided to pick me back up, huh?

...Eh, guess I shouldn't complain. After all, I'm back in your headspace again, and that's what really matters, right?

So! Whatcha gonna do with me? Send me someplace? Let me fight some of those demons you have stuck up in that mind of yours? [As demonic as some of them look, Pokemon are not demons, Serene... ~~Not to mention their owners wouldn't approve of this notion whatsoever.~~] Just say the word!

[Well, for now...]

...Wha!? You bring me back into your headspace only to keep me homeless? Is it really that hard to figure out what you wanna do with me? [Sigh.] Geez, how uncool.

peaceinchaos

Really.

We've only just got there. I'm sure sorting things out with Lorna and Father will be distracting enough as it is without Pietro and the children showing up. We certainly do not need Doctor Doom running about with a sentient weapon, he is dangerous enough on his own.

And.

Look, if it's all the same to you, I'm just not ready to deal with any of the Avengers or X-Men. I know you're terribly eager about this kind of thing, but throwing me head first into an elevator with Emma Frost is not going to improve our situation. And really, I'm sure dealing with Avengers from alternate dimensions will be confusing enough without complicating the situation by adding to them.

iwatch

[Silence, fog. Only a sense of dread as he comes, watching and waiting. He knows why he's here, he kows his purpose. There's pleasure in it, curiosity too. He leaves a gift, a note scrawled on torn paper and posted to a tree.]

hEllO WoRld HeLLo muNDanE

athiefofhearts

Now is dis really w'at y'wanna do? 'Cause Ah won't argue, y'know ah like de attention, chéri. But if y'still aren't sure, den maybe we can jus' read a few more stories an' take t'ings easy f'r a bit.

avisor

[just finished playing the Leviathan DLC, which has yet more interesting flavor text for planets! And... other things. Spoilers in comments, perhaps?]

Sure, it 'sucks' to be a vorcha. You can argue back and forth about what species is best in what ways, and I've seen you do it. ...By the way, you tend to be wrong. Obviously it's best to be a turian. But I'll let that slide.

Vorcha. Right. Oh, don't act surprised, you saw a bit of that thing with Gavorn, the Codex entry, the Urdnot scout comparing them to varren in that refreshingly blunt krogan fashion... This isn't actually worse.

I'd advise you to let it go. That soft heart won't do you any good here.

chromia

You have got to be kidding... I want nothing to do with this new 'event'.

Being stuck as a youngling? For an unknown amount of time and you're going to let Soundwave drag me all over the place?

......

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR PIT BE DAMMED MIND?!?!

I'll be fine? .... uh huh... That does not fill me with confidence...

.....

Neither does the giggling....

and... I'm not cute either....

disturbedeyepatch

Miss Mundane,

I fear that you do not understand. I was content that my life should end. I found my country, and indeed the world in a condition that I could not tolerate. When I tried to fix it, my efforts only yielded more weapons, and more death.

So, I left on my own terms, by my own choice, even by my own hand.

Therefore, I must ask the question. Why have you brought me here now? Eternal rest was mine. The sound of an eternal choir was mine, but I suppose the chattering of your computer speakers is just as nice.

Sarcasm. Imagine that.

What are you doing?

Leave me alone.

P.S. There's not a 'tag' for my 'canon.' Well, doesn't that just sum everything up nicely?

actorthiefdetectiveidiot

Yooooooou have no idea what you're doing do you. I mean, I've done the narrator bit before. It was awesome, I was great at it, right? I said fuck a lot, that seems to help. But seriously you're supposed to direct me, tell me to do something, and you're just kinda flailing around like you were shoved in the back of a car under water or something.

Like you just saw that happen in a movie.

Weird, right? Yeah. Okay I think I'm done here. Yep.

baufatherfigure

I thought we discussed this. I'm more than happy going more than two months without something awful happening to myself or my family, even though I know you continue to look for more ways to torture me.

Even though I'm... you know.

How has it been a year since I met him? Seven months married in real time?

[You're getting old, Aaron.]

No. If I was getting old, I'd be getting a lot worse for the wear, and I am pretty sure you're the one who told me I drink unicorn blood.

garantundkraft

Okay, mun. I'm gonna actually be brief and to the point about this since I've got way more important shit to do than deal with you!

::Prussia clears his throat, draws himself up to his full height, and shifts so he's standing in one of his diplomatic poses: arms crossed and feet shoulder width apart, but staring ever so slightly down his nose at the fourth wall. Or, rather, his mundane.::

Listen up! This is a lesson in awesomeness being taught by the great Prussia! You will either work on your duties -duties that you have chosen to take up- or you will attend to needs such as food, hygeine, and sleep! If I catch you looking at cat pictures when you've promised to work on Lili's app, or reading about how other peoples' lives are fucked when you said you'd do my tags, I promise you your life is gonna be the worst until you shape up!

Now stop being a loser and act like you're as awesome as you claim! You've got a long way to go before you're even a thousand times less awesome than me, so get to work!

And get that app done so you can work on mine! I wanna go with Artie to that country palace place! Kesese! It'll be awesome! No way is he gonna be able to resist the amazing me there!

I think we have issues.

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