Say whaaaat

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Yooooooou have no idea what you're doing do you. I mean, I've done the narrator bit before. It was awesome, I was great at it, right? I said fuck a lot, that seems to help. But seriously you're supposed to direct me, tell me to do something, and you're just kinda flailing around like you were shoved in the back of a car under water or something.

Like you just saw that happen in a movie.

Weird, right? Yeah. Okay I think I'm done here. Yep.

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[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[...What. Even.] Oh, another face twin.

At least you are not Mr. Stark.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

[Holy. Fucking. Shit.] Er, another? Meaning, I'm not the first me you've encountered on this crazy thing? I mean my mundane might have mentioned there was the off-chance that someone that looks a bit like me might comment here but -

Shit, already? And who the fuck is Mr. Stark? Does he smile more than you?

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

I've met another you, a faux-German masseuse, and the aforementioned Stark. We seem to get around quite a bit.

[Now, that was rude, Harry.] I can smile. When I choose to, and if the situation calls for it.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Well it's not like I don't have a pretty face. You either, I guess, when it comes down to it. We're very well-bred men is what I'm trying to say here -

Oh, wow, that uh. Hm. Sounds... ominous. So I'm the detective actor person, there's another me around, a... faux-German masseuse, this Stark guy, and... who are you supposed to be. What do you do.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[Have an eyebrow raise at that. But it's okay, he agrees. Compliments and all.]

It's fine. Name's Dr. Robert Kozak and I was - am - a scientist. Minor, ah, defects aside.

[Yes there is a tail. Pay no attention to it, really. It'll just be back here. Swaying.]

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Was - am - I don't - [EYES WIDENING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE NOW.] ...holy fuck what is that thing?!

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

What does it look like?

[Do you need a moment, Harry? He can wait. Try not to be hypnotized by the fluff in the meantime.]

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

That. Looks like a - ... do you really want me to answer that? You don't look too pleased to have like, the entire mop aisle at Wal-Mart swaying to and fro from your ass.

and that line just killed me irl <3

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[HOW DARE YOU, SIR.]

No, I'm not too pleased about it, nor does it resemble that.

[Really, now. Wal-Mart? Have some class.]

[vfranklinmott]

Well. That's unfortunate.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Yep, sure is. Say what now?

[vfranklinmott]

You're stuck with a mun who doesn't have a purpose for you. Worst of the worst.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Oh yeah, that. That about sums it up yeah. Worst of the ... worst. Sure. You know for some reason I really doubt that.

[vfranklinmott]

That depends on your definition. If you doubt it, then enlighten me, what would be yours?

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

You know I'd really rather... not. If that's okay. With you.

[vfranklinmott]

[He could glamor an answer out of you, Harry. But he won't waste the mental strain. :| ]

Very well. If you wish to be so boring.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

If I wish to - ... okay that was low. And slick. And it's totally working because a: not boring and 2 - fuck, wait, I started with a, didn't I, so the next up would be b, right yeah, b: have you ever had your finger cut off by a door by like the one friend you've wanted to fuck since high school but still haven't? Doesn't feel so great.

[vanshrike]

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

OMG GAY PERRY FUCKIN HI /SCREAM

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

Oh hey. Thanks. Isn't she great? She's so great. She's so not great.

/coolshades

[vanshrike]

[With less than no sincerity:] I'm sure between the two of you you'll figure it out.

you are The Greatest

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

What, you can't save me from the not great person holding me hostage? Perry? Perry come on.

aw, not really but do go on. c:

[vanshrike]

Harry, what precisely would you expect me to do?

I've got my own problems at the moment, in case you failed to notice.

Well you are sooooo Deal With It 8)

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

I have to go into the preciselies? And - okay yeah, I failed to notice, because I uh... don't see any problems. I see a problem, but -...

[vanshrike]

[Preciselies. Fuck you, Harry, not even touching that one.]

Assuming the problem that couldn't escape even your attention was the one resembling yourself with the addition of a tail, then yes, that would be what you might describe as my problem. For now, anyway.

[actorthiefdetectiveidiot]

...He's yours? I - ... did you adopt him?! From like, a pound or something? What the hell, dude? Do you just love me that much where you felt the need to go to a dog shelter and find a cloned version of me with a tail coming out of my ass? Is that it?

[What the hell is even... Harry. Harry just stop.]